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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2014, 04:50:08 PM »
Jack Strop is not a good pitcher
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2014, 05:32:50 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 23, 2014, 04:50:08 PM
Jack Donald Strop is not a good pitcher

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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2014, 12:28:40 AM »
Speaking of the 2015 Cubs, you can hear them on WBBM next season, and when the Score's deal with the Shite Sox is up at the end of that year, they might end up on 670 for 2016. Just in time for Baez and Bryant to alternate NL MVP awards for the next 15 years.
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2014, 01:51:14 PM »
One morning in 1953, about this time of year, I woke up to learn from the morning paper that the Cubs sent 6 players, or 24% of its roster, plus $150,000, to the Pittsburg Pirates in exchange for 4 players.  I had no particular attachment to the 6 players, and certainly not to the $150,000, so it was kind of exciting to get 4 new faces all at once, especially since one of them was Ralph Kiner.  In the long run it made no difference.  With our luck we will learn one morning that the Cubs put together a package of four prospects, Baez, Bryant, Soler, and Almora, plus $15,000,000, and shipped them off to Tampa Bay for 6 "proven" veterans.
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2014, 02:05:47 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 04, 2014, 01:51:14 PM
One morning in 1953, about this time of year, I woke up to learn from the morning paper that the Cubs sent 6 players, or 24% of its roster, plus $150,000, to the Pittsburg Pirates in exchange for 4 players.  I had no particular attachment to the 6 players, and certainly not to the $150,000, so it was kind of exciting to get 4 new faces all at once, especially since one of them was Ralph Kiner.  In the long run it made no difference.  With our luck we will learn one morning that the Cubs put together a package of four prospects, Baez, Bryant, Soler, and Almora, plus $15,000,000, and shipped them off to Tampa Bay for 6 "proven" veterans.

Yeah, probably not though.
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2014, 02:09:28 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on June 04, 2014, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 04, 2014, 01:51:14 PM
One morning in 1953, about this time of year, I woke up to learn from the morning paper that the Cubs sent 6 players, or 24% of its roster, plus $150,000, to the Pittsburg Pirates in exchange for 4 players.  I had no particular attachment to the 6 players, and certainly not to the $150,000, so it was kind of exciting to get 4 new faces all at once, especially since one of them was Ralph Kiner.  In the long run it made no difference.  With our luck we will learn one morning that the Cubs put together a package of four prospects, Baez, Bryant, Soler, and Almora, plus $15,000,000, and shipped them off to Tampa Bay for 6 "proven" veterans.

Yeah, probably not though.

Longoria, Price, Zobrist, Jennings, Cobb and Chris Archer (righting that wrong). Make it happen Jepstink.

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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2014, 02:20:34 PM »
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2014, 02:09:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on June 04, 2014, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 04, 2014, 01:51:14 PM
One morning in 1953, about this time of year, I woke up to learn from the morning paper that the Cubs sent 6 players, or 24% of its roster, plus $150,000, to the Pittsburg Pirates in exchange for 4 players.  I had no particular attachment to the 6 players, and certainly not to the $150,000, so it was kind of exciting to get 4 new faces all at once, especially since one of them was Ralph Kiner.  In the long run it made no difference.  With our luck we will learn one morning that the Cubs put together a package of four prospects, Baez, Bryant, Soler, and Almora, plus $15,000,000, and shipped them off to Tampa Bay for 6 "proven" veterans.

Yeah, probably not though.

Longoria, Price, Zobrist, Jennings, Cobb and Chris Archer (righting that wrong). Make it happen Jepstink.

I'm not signing off on that without Hak-Ju Lee.
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2014, 03:15:09 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2014, 02:20:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2014, 02:09:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on June 04, 2014, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 04, 2014, 01:51:14 PM
One morning in 1953, about this time of year, I woke up to learn from the morning paper that the Cubs sent 6 players, or 24% of its roster, plus $150,000, to the Pittsburg Pirates in exchange for 4 players.  I had no particular attachment to the 6 players, and certainly not to the $150,000, so it was kind of exciting to get 4 new faces all at once, especially since one of them was Ralph Kiner.  In the long run it made no difference.  With our luck we will learn one morning that the Cubs put together a package of four prospects, Baez, Bryant, Soler, and Almora, plus $15,000,000, and shipped them off to Tampa Bay for 6 "proven" veterans.

Yeah, probably not though.

Longoria, Price, Zobrist, Jennings, Cobb and Chris Archer (righting that wrong). Make it happen Jepstink.

I'm not signing off on that without Hak-Ju Lee.

And Dewayne Staats. For the growler innings.
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2014, 04:49:24 PM »
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2014, 02:09:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on June 04, 2014, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 04, 2014, 01:51:14 PM
One morning in 1953, about this time of year, I woke up to learn from the morning paper that the Cubs sent 6 players, or 24% of its roster, plus $150,000, to the Pittsburg Pirates in exchange for 4 players.  I had no particular attachment to the 6 players, and certainly not to the $150,000, so it was kind of exciting to get 4 new faces all at once, especially since one of them was Ralph Kiner.  In the long run it made no difference.  With our luck we will learn one morning that the Cubs put together a package of four prospects, Baez, Bryant, Soler, and Almora, plus $15,000,000, and shipped them off to Tampa Bay for 6 "proven" veterans.

Yeah, probably not though.

Longoria, Price, Zobrist, Jennings Myers, Cobb and Chris Archer (righting that wrong). Make it happen Jepstink.

If I had to pick one'd
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2014, 05:34:32 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 04, 2014, 04:49:24 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2014, 02:09:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on June 04, 2014, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 04, 2014, 01:51:14 PM
One morning in 1953, about this time of year, I woke up to learn from the morning paper that the Cubs sent 6 players, or 24% of its roster, plus $150,000, to the Pittsburg Pirates in exchange for 4 players.  I had no particular attachment to the 6 players, and certainly not to the $150,000, so it was kind of exciting to get 4 new faces all at once, especially since one of them was Ralph Kiner.  In the long run it made no difference.  With our luck we will learn one morning that the Cubs put together a package of four prospects, Baez, Bryant, Soler, and Almora, plus $15,000,000, and shipped them off to Tampa Bay for 6 "proven" veterans.

Yeah, probably not though.

Longoria, Price, Zobrist, Jennings Myers, Cobb and Chris Archer (righting that wrong). Make it happen Jepstink.

If I had to pick one'd

Well, I didn't want to be unreasonable.

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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2014, 04:40:07 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 23, 2014, 04:50:08 PM
Jack Strop is not a good pitcher

Jacques Strop is not a good pitcher
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2014, 01:18:23 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 08, 2014, 04:40:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 23, 2014, 04:50:08 PM
Jack Strop is not a good pitcher

Jacques Strop is not a good pitcher

Edwin Jackson isn't either. Too bad his contract isn't DFA-able, tradable, or any other useful 'able.'

All he's doing is preventing Rusin or someone else from facing big league hitters every 5th day. (But I guess he's helping with next year's draft pick so there's that.)
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2014, 01:54:15 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 10, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 08, 2014, 04:40:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 23, 2014, 04:50:08 PM
Jack Strop is not a good pitcher

Jacques Strop is not a good pitcher

Edwin Jackson isn't either. Too bad his contract isn't DFA-able, tradable, or any other useful 'able.'

All he's doing is preventing Rusin or someone else from facing big league hitters every 5th day. (But I guess he's helping with next year's draft pick so there's that.)

Whenever you get a chance to put Chris Damn Rusin in your rotation, you do it.
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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2014, 07:25:57 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 10, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 08, 2014, 04:40:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 23, 2014, 04:50:08 PM
Jack Strop is not a good pitcher

Jacques Strop is not a good pitcher

Edwin Jackson isn't either. Too bad his contract isn't DFA-able, tradable, or any other useful 'able.'

All he's doing is preventing Rusin or someone else from facing big league hitters every 5th day. (But I guess he's helping with next year's draft pick so there's that.)

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Re: 2014 Chicago Cubs: Let's Go 2015 Cubs!
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2014, 07:37:52 AM »
Cy Rusin
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