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[InternetApex]

Is it possible that Renteria suffers from narcolepsy?

According to the internet, narcolepsy affects one in ever 3,000 Americans. So it is possible. In most cases, though symptoms begin to appear between the ages of 7 to 25 so it's doubtful that Renteria would have made it this far undiagnosed, nor would he have been promoted to his position if he were in fact narcoleptic.

But to answer your original question. Yes! It's possible.

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/narcolepsy/detail_narcolepsy.htm#267403201

I know a guy who is narcoleptic. He once woke up in his car in the middle of a cornfield, completely sober in the middle of the day. His father once broke a bathroom door when he was unresponsive to knocks only to find my friend sound asleep on the toilet. As a teen, he fell asleep in the front row at a Cypress Hill concert, prompting police to wake him up, give him a breathalizer and sobriety test, both of which he passed to their utter disbelief.

[Shooter]

Is it possible that Renteria suffers from narcolepsy?

According to the internet, narcolepsy affects one in ever 3,000 Americans. So it is possible. In most cases, though symptoms begin to appear between the ages of 7 to 25 so it's doubtful that Renteria would have made it this far undiagnosed, nor would he have been promoted to his position if he were in fact narcoleptic.

But to answer your original question. Yes! It's possible.

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/narcolepsy/detail_narcolepsy.htm#267403201

I know a guy who is narcoleptic. He once woke up in his car in the middle of a cornfield, completely sober in the middle of the day. His father once broke a bathroom door when he was unresponsive to knocks only to find my friend sound asleep on the toilet. As a teen, he fell asleep in the front row at a Cypress Hill concert, prompting police to wake him up, give him a breathalizer and sobriety test, both of which he passed to their utter disbelief.

Is Renteria even American?

[InternetApex]

Is it possible that Renteria suffers from narcolepsy?

According to the internet, narcolepsy affects one in ever 3,000 Americans. So it is possible. In most cases, though symptoms begin to appear between the ages of 7 to 25 so it's doubtful that Renteria would have made it this far undiagnosed, nor would he have been promoted to his position if he were in fact narcoleptic.

But to answer your original question. Yes! It's possible.

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/narcolepsy/detail_narcolepsy.htm#267403201

I know a guy who is narcoleptic. He once woke up in his car in the middle of a cornfield, completely sober in the middle of the day. His father once broke a bathroom door when he was unresponsive to knocks only to find my friend sound asleep on the toilet. As a teen, he fell asleep in the front row at a Cypress Hill concert, prompting police to wake him up, give him a breathalizer and sobriety test, both of which he passed to their utter disbelief.

Is Renteria even American?

Born: December 25, 1961 (age 52), Harbor City, CA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Renteria

[InternetApex]

I should start my own thread where I answer people's dumb questions about Ricky Renteria.

[Saul Goodman]

I should start my own thread where I answer people's dumb questions about Ricky Renteria.

Was Rick Renteria born smiling?

[InternetApex]

I should start my own thread where I answer people's dumb questions about Ricky Renteria.

Was Rick Renteria born smiling?

It was Christmas Day, so signs point to yes.

[PenFoe]

Maybe another job that Pex can apply for?

[Saul Goodman]

Maybe another job that Pex can apply for?

In before Al Yellon decries a "crowd prompt" imploring Cubs fans to MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!

[InternetApex]

Maybe another job that Pex can apply for?

I hope you guys like Public Enemy.

[Quality Start Machine]

Maybe another job that Pex can apply for?

I'd be great at this until the first time BMB shows up on the screen.

[Saul Goodman]

Maybe another job that Pex can apply for?

I hope you guys like Public Enemy.

"And now...please direct your attention to the Bud Light WrigleyVision presented by Sony...for today's historical Jock Jones Lowlight of the Game, brought to you by the Chicago Tribune."

[Eli]

Maybe another job that Pex can apply for?

I hope you guys like Public Enemy.

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Missed opportunities'd.