Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread

[PenFoe]

Wonder how this works into his comps.

Kris Bryant has had either a HR, K, or BB in 71% of his PAs this year.

[Eli]

Nor does it fit into the tone of your posts usually for a few months this winter when your hope seemed to hit its nadir.

All it takes to meme is one bad day.

That seems more reasonable. Since the winter we've seen bouncebacks from Castro and Rizzo, further awesomeness from Bryant, development from Alcantara, Arrieta looking like a long-term rotation piece and maybe most importantly, some indication that the team will spend in the offseason.

I just think I'm a bit more of a realist about the transition from the minors to the big-league level than some people, which makes me appear negative by comparison. For example, when I compared Kris Bryant to Troy Glaus and Pen got annoyed because he wanted Bryant comped to Mike effing Schmidt. That's overly rosy, no matter how much you love Bryant.

Best of all, it's not shitty winter anymore.

[Yeti]

Wonder how this works into his comps.

Kris Bryant has had either a HR, K, or BB in 71% of his PAs this year.

Troy Gluas

[InternetApex]

Troy Glaus numbers in today's NL would be a garden hose of splooge left on overnight and sending all the earthworms out onto the driveway to perish in the morning sun. In other words, sign me up.

[PenFoe]

Wonder how this works into his comps.

Kris Bryant has had either a HR, K, or BB in 71% of his PAs this year.

Troy Gluas

Are we sure there's a difference between Glaus and Schmidt anyway?

[Yeti]

Wonder how this works into his comps.

Kris Bryant has had either a HR, K, or BB in 71% of his PAs this year.

Troy Gluas

Are we sure there's a difference between Glaus and Schmidt anyway?

And since Bryant is at 71%, that means he's close to 2x as good. Nice, Epstink

[Slaky]

Wonder how this works into his comps.

Kris Bryant has had either a HR, K, or BB in 71% of his PAs this year.

Troy Gluas

Are we sure there's a difference between Glaus and Schmidt anyway?

And since Bryant is at 71%, that means he's close to 2x as good. Nice, Epstink

Kris Bryant is a common Mark Reynolds. Everyone should kill themselves now.

[InternetApex]

Wonder how this works into his comps.

Kris Bryant has had either a HR, K, or BB in 71% of his PAs this year.

Troy Gluas

Are we sure there's a difference between Glaus and Schmidt anyway?

And since Bryant is at 71%, that means he's close to 2x as good. Nice, Epstink

Kris Bryant is a common Mark Reynolds. Everyone should kill themselves now.

He's exactly like Reynolds only with an OBP over 100 points higher.

[Slaky]

Wonder how this works into his comps.

Kris Bryant has had either a HR, K, or BB in 71% of his PAs this year.

Troy Gluas

Are we sure there's a difference between Glaus and Schmidt anyway?

And since Bryant is at 71%, that means he's close to 2x as good. Nice, Epstink

Kris Bryant is a common Mark Reynolds. Everyone should kill themselves now.

He's exactly like Reynolds only with an OBP over 100 points higher.

/notes lack of comprehension
//kills self anyway

[Bort]

Nor does it fit into the tone of your posts usually for a few months this winter when your hope seemed to hit its nadir.

All it takes to meme is one bad day.

Yep. Think about how quickly PedoYeti memed up.

[PenFoe]

Here's another comp for Eli - Bryant as Pedro Alvarez.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's another comp for Eli - Bryant as Pedro Alvarez.

He actually outperformed Alvarez (.355/.458/.702 vs. .333/.419/.590) during their respective 60-game turns in Double-A despite being one year younger.

This gives me hope that he might do a better job of making more contact and getting on base than Alvarez does.

[Eli]

Here's another comp for Eli - Bryant as Pedro Alvarez.

I think Alvarez makes way more sense for Baez than Bryant. I mean, Bryant is a white guy.

[Tony]

Here's another comp for Eli - Bryant as Pedro Alvarez.

I think Alvarez makes way more sense for Baez than Bryant. I mean, Bryant is a white guy.

So Bryant is Jimmer is McDermott. Can he shoot?

[PenFoe]

Here's another comp for Eli - Bryant as Pedro Alvarez.

I think Alvarez makes way more sense for Baez than Bryant. I mean, Bryant is a white guy.

So Bryant is Jimmer is McDermott. Can he shoot?

I think McDermott was Adam Morrison? 

I can't keep up.