Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread

[Powdered Toast Man]

.337/.431/.641/1.072, 14 HR, 43 RBI, 13 2B, 25/59 BB/K

[Powdered Toast Man]

Bryant had 4-hit game last night and hit his 15th HR of the season.

[Yeti]

Bryant had 4-hit game last night and hit his 15th HR of the season.

I know he only has like 350 ABs to use here, but his career Minor League OPS is 1.103. Holee Fuck

His batting numbers in the minors are better than Mike Trout's. Also, in about a 1/3 of the ABs that Trout had, Bryant has more HRs than Trout had in the minors....

So, what I'm saying is that Kris Bryant will be like 3x the hitter Trout is. Thanks, Epstink

[Eli]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

[Yeti]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

Every once in a while Twitter push notifies me of a tweet that's been retweeted by many people I follow. Each time it's obviously Cub related, I assume that he has been promoted. It's gonna hai, soon

[Eli]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

Every once in a while Twitter push notifies me of a tweet that's been retweeted by many people I follow. Each time it's obviously Cub related, I assume that he has been promoted. It's gonna hai, soon

Fun with numbers and arbitrary sample sizes:

Bryant in college: .344 AVG, .486 OBP, .702 SLG, 1.189 OPS
Bryant in AA: .349 AVG, .452 OBP, .667 SLG, 1.119 OPS

[ChuckD]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

Every once in a while Twitter push notifies me of a tweet that's been retweeted by many people I follow. Each time it's obviously Cub related, I assume that he has been promoted. It's gonna hai, soon

Fun with numbers and arbitrary sample sizes:

Bryant in college: .344 AVG, .486 OBP, .702 SLG, 1.189 OPS
Bryant in AA: .349 AVG, .452 OBP, .667 SLG, 1.119 OPS

This is how projecting two levels works, right?
Bryant in MLB: .354 AVG, .418 OBP, .632 SLG, 1.049 OPS

That's pretty ok.

[InternetApex]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

Every once in a while Twitter push notifies me of a tweet that's been retweeted by many people I follow. Each time it's obviously Cub related, I assume that he has been promoted. It's gonna hai, soon

Fun with numbers and arbitrary sample sizes:

Bryant in college: .344 AVG, .486 OBP, .702 SLG, 1.189 OPS
Bryant in AA: .349 AVG, .452 OBP, .667 SLG, 1.119 OPS

This is how projecting two levels works, right?
Bryant in MLB: .354 AVG, .418 OBP, .632 SLG, 1.049 OPS

That's pretty ok.

The only question I have left about Bryant's future is: Shirsey or thigh tat?

[Yeti]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

Every once in a while Twitter push notifies me of a tweet that's been retweeted by many people I follow. Each time it's obviously Cub related, I assume that he has been promoted. It's gonna hai, soon

Fun with numbers and arbitrary sample sizes:

Bryant in college: .344 AVG, .486 OBP, .702 SLG, 1.189 OPS
Bryant in AA: .349 AVG, .452 OBP, .667 SLG, 1.119 OPS

This is how projecting two levels works, right?
Bryant in MLB: .354 AVG, .418 OBP, .632 SLG, 1.049 OPS

That's pretty ok.

50.22 HR/162 games in college.

45.36 HR/162 games in the minors.

∴

40.54 HR/162 games MLB

[Tonker]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

Every once in a while Twitter push notifies me of a tweet that's been retweeted by many people I follow. Each time it's obviously Cub related, I assume that he has been promoted. It's gonna hai, soon

Fun with numbers and arbitrary sample sizes:

Bryant in college: .344 AVG, .486 OBP, .702 SLG, 1.189 OPS
Bryant in AA: .349 AVG, .452 OBP, .667 SLG, 1.119 OPS

This is how projecting two levels works, right?
Bryant in MLB: .354 AVG, .418 OBP, .632 SLG, 1.049 OPS

That's pretty ok.

50.22 HR/162 games in college.

45.36 HR/162 games in the minors.

∴

405.4 HR/162 games MLB

Your calculations were out.  I fixed them.

[Bort]

Am I allowed to be excited yet? Because I am sitting by Huey's bike, ready to flip it.

[Yeti]

Am I allowed to be excited yet? Because I am sitting by Huey's bike, ready to flip it.

Flip it irregardless.

[Bort]

Am I allowed to be excited yet? Because I am sitting by Huey's bike, ready to flip it.

Flip it irregardless.

Your right.

[PenFoe]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

Just to be clear, you're referring to AAA, right?

[Eli]

I think it's time to promote the guy.

Just to be clear, you're referring to AAA, right?

Yes. I guess if he also lays waste AAA for the next two months, he could get a cup of coffee this year. But there's really no reason for him to skip a development step right now.