Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bryant was striking out at the same rate as Junior Lake, so clearly he's in need of some seasoning.

I bought some "beer, cheddar and bacon" seasoning at Mariano's yesterday because I'm making cheeseburgers tonight. I could of done without it, you see, but a little seasoning sometimes it's good for everybody!

Why not buy actual beer cheddar and bacon, and season yourself?

What's wrong with using "beer, cheddar and bacon" seasoning to season yourself?

[InternetApex]

Bryant was striking out at the same rate as Junior Lake, so clearly he's in need of some seasoning.

I bought some "beer, cheddar and bacon" seasoning at Mariano's yesterday because I'm making cheeseburgers tonight. I could of done without it, you see, but a little seasoning sometimes it's good for everybody!

Why not buy actual beer cheddar and bacon, and season yourself?

What makes you think I won't?

[Bort]

Bryant was striking out at the same rate as Junior Lake, so clearly he's in need of some seasoning.

I bought some "beer, cheddar and bacon" seasoning at Mariano's yesterday because I'm making cheeseburgers tonight. I could of done without it, you see, but a little seasoning sometimes it's good for everybody!

Why not buy actual beer cheddar and bacon, and season yourself?

The whole actual beer cheddar?

[Quality Start Machine]

Bryant was striking out at the same rate as Junior Lake, so clearly he's in need of some seasoning.

I bought some "beer, cheddar and bacon" seasoning at Mariano's yesterday because I'm making cheeseburgers tonight. I could of done without it, you see, but a little seasoning sometimes it's good for everybody!

Why not buy actual beer cheddar and bacon, and season yourself?

The whole actual beer cheddar?

I'm confident that I can go north of Antioch and find an actual thing called beer cheddar.

[InternetApex]

Bryant was striking out at the same rate as Junior Lake, so clearly he's in need of some seasoning.

I bought some "beer, cheddar and bacon" seasoning at Mariano's yesterday because I'm making cheeseburgers tonight. I could of done without it, you see, but a little seasoning sometimes it's good for everybody!

Why not buy actual beer cheddar and bacon, and season yourself?

The whole actual beer cheddar?

I'm confident that I can go north of Antioch and find an actual thing called beer cheddar.

That seasoning was just ok. The actual beer, cheddar and bacon were pretty magnificent. Will stick with garlic salt and black pepper next rip.

[Saul Goodman]

DA CUBS WOULD RATHER PLAY KHRIS COGLAND AT THIRD BASE THEN PROMOTE CHRIS BRIAN JUST TO SAVE A COUPLE BUCKS!  TOO DUMB AND CHEAP TO WIN!!!  FUCK YOO THEOOOOOOOO

[Chuck to Chuck]

Bryant was striking out at the same rate as Junior Lake, so clearly he's in need of some seasoning.

I bought some "beer, cheddar and bacon" seasoning at Mariano's yesterday because I'm making cheeseburgers tonight. I could of done without it, you see, but a little seasoning sometimes it's good for everybody!

Why not buy actual beer cheddar and bacon, and season yourself?

The whole actual beer cheddar?

I'm confident that I can go north of Antioch and find an actual thing called beer cheddar.

That seasoning was just ok. The actual beer, cheddar and bacon were pretty magnificent. Will stick with garlic salt and black pepper next rip.

You could of done with it.

[Powdered Toast Man]

You guys...you guys...do you realize that this Friday could be the day our splooshes sploosh for real?

[SKO]

You guys...you guys...do you realize that this Friday could be the day our splooshes sploosh for real?

I'm definitely not counting on La Stella's injury to get better by then, that's for damn sure.

[PenFoe]

You guys...you guys...do you realize that this Friday could be the day our splooshes sploosh for real?

I'm definitely not counting on La Stella's injury to get better by then, that's for damn sure.

He had 2 errors at 3rd last night. His bat will more than make up for it, but I'm not sold he'll be the first up if LaStella has to go on the DL.

[SKO]

You guys...you guys...do you realize that this Friday could be the day our splooshes sploosh for real?

I'm definitely not counting on La Stella's injury to get better by then, that's for damn sure.

He had 2 errors at 3rd last night. His bat will more than make up for it, but I'm not sold he'll be the first up if LaStella has to go on the DL.

I'm saying he's coming up this month regardless, but while I expected them to pad it for a few days after the 17th so they could always say "well if it was just about service time why didn't we call him up that day?" in any future grievance, but DL'ing La Stella and creating a pressing need for another IF is a very solid baseball reason to say "well that's why we called him up that day"

[Eli]

You guys...you guys...do you realize that this Friday could be the day our splooshes sploosh for real?

I'm definitely not counting on La Stella's injury to get better by then, that's for damn sure.

He had 2 errors at 3rd last night. His bat will more than make up for it, but I'm not sold he'll be the first up if LaStella has to go on the DL.

Is that because you don't think he's ready, or just because they want a safety net against the service time arguments?

[PenFoe]

You guys...you guys...do you realize that this Friday could be the day our splooshes sploosh for real?

I'm definitely not counting on La Stella's injury to get better by then, that's for damn sure.

He had 2 errors at 3rd last night. His bat will more than make up for it, but I'm not sold he'll be the first up if LaStella has to go on the DL.

Is that because you don't think he's ready, or just because they want a safety net against the service time arguments?

Oh, he's ready. He's clearly ready. He might be a crappy fielder, but 2 weeks in Iowa isn't going to fix that.

[InternetApex]

You guys...you guys...do you realize that this Friday could be the day our splooshes sploosh for real?

I'm definitely not counting on La Stella's injury to get better by then, that's for damn sure.

He had 2 errors at 3rd last night. His bat will more than make up for it, but I'm not sold he'll be the first up if LaStella has to go on the DL.

Is that because you don't think he's ready, or just because they want a safety net against the service time arguments?

Oh, he's ready. He's clearly ready. He might be a crappy fielder, but 2 weeks in Iowa isn't going to fix that.

I expect them to troll the universe with a Chris Valaika call up any minute now.

[PenFoe]

You guys...you guys...do you realize that this Friday could be the day our splooshes sploosh for real?

I'm definitely not counting on La Stella's injury to get better by then, that's for damn sure.

He had 2 errors at 3rd last night. His bat will more than make up for it, but I'm not sold he'll be the first up if LaStella has to go on the DL.

Is that because you don't think he's ready, or just because they want a safety net against the service time arguments?

Oh, he's ready. He's clearly ready. He might be a crappy fielder, but 2 weeks in Iowa isn't going to fix that.

I expect them to troll the universe with a Chris Valaika call up any minute now.

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.