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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #810 on: May 15, 2015, 03:02:08 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #811 on: May 15, 2015, 03:04:27 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #812 on: May 15, 2015, 03:20:33 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #813 on: May 15, 2015, 03:29:32 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2015, 02:54:47 PM
First 96 ABs:

Kris Bryant: .281/.419/.479  4 HR, 37 Ks/21 BBs.
Troy Glaus: .226/.286/.330  1 HR, 25 Ks/9 BBs

Comparing ages:

Troy Glaus age 23 season: .284/.404./.604, 47 HR. Let's hope for that.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #814 on: May 15, 2015, 04:06:07 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 15, 2015, 03:29:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2015, 02:54:47 PM
First 96 ABs:

Kris Bryant: .281/.419/.479  4 HR, 37 Ks/21 BBs.
Troy Glaus: .226/.286/.330  1 HR, 25 Ks/9 BBs

Comparing ages:

Troy Glaus age 23 season: .284/.404./.604, 47 HR. Let's hope for that.

Eli at Bryant's HOF Induction: 2042

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #815 on: May 15, 2015, 06:49:16 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2015, 04:06:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 15, 2015, 03:29:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2015, 02:54:47 PM
First 96 ABs:

Kris Bryant: .281/.419/.479  4 HR, 37 Ks/21 BBs.
Troy Glaus: .226/.286/.330  1 HR, 25 Ks/9 BBs

Comparing ages:

Troy Glaus age 23 season: .284/.404./.604, 47 HR. Let's hope for that.

Eli at Bryant's HOF Induction: 2042



Heh. Well, one thing's for sure -- I would definitely take my old co-worker and her will-be-46-year-old daughter to Cooperstown.

(That is decidedly not a euphemism.)
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #816 on: May 15, 2015, 09:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 15, 2015, 06:49:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2015, 04:06:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 15, 2015, 03:29:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2015, 02:54:47 PM
First 96 ABs:

Kris Bryant: .281/.419/.479  4 HR, 37 Ks/21 BBs.
Troy Glaus: .226/.286/.330  1 HR, 25 Ks/9 BBs

Comparing ages:

Troy Glaus age 23 season: .284/.404./.604, 47 HR. Let's hope for that.

Eli at Bryant's HOF Induction: 2042



Heh. Well, one thing's for sure -- I would definitely take my old co-worker and her will-be-46-year-old daughter to Cooperstown.

(That is decidedly not a euphemism.)

If you're gonna let that weird painting on the right into the hall of fame, then it's time to let Sammy and McGwire in too.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #817 on: May 17, 2015, 12:26:37 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 15, 2015, 09:37:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 15, 2015, 06:49:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2015, 04:06:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 15, 2015, 03:29:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2015, 02:54:47 PM
First 96 ABs:

Kris Bryant: .281/.419/.479  4 HR, 37 Ks/21 BBs.
Troy Glaus: .226/.286/.330  1 HR, 25 Ks/9 BBs

Comparing ages:

Troy Glaus age 23 season: .284/.404./.604, 47 HR. Let's hope for that.

Eli at Bryant's HOF Induction: 2042



Heh. Well, one thing's for sure -- I would definitely take my old co-worker and her will-be-46-year-old daughter to Cooperstown.

(That is decidedly not a euphemism.)

If you're gonna let that weird painting on the right into the hall of fame, then it's time to let Sammy and McGwire in too.

One of your least unfunny, confusing and irritating posts in a while.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #818 on: May 21, 2015, 10:27:56 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #819 on: May 25, 2015, 01:36:35 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #820 on: May 26, 2015, 08:27:22 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #821 on: May 26, 2015, 08:31:43 PM »
That was beautiful. I'm pretty sure I got brane damage frum a lack of ocksigin to th brane.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #822 on: May 26, 2015, 08:37:43 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 26, 2015, 08:31:43 PM
That was beautiful. I'm pretty sure I got brane damage frum a lack of ocksigin to th brane.

You seem fine to me.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #823 on: May 26, 2015, 09:03:24 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #824 on: May 27, 2015, 07:27:00 AM »
One of these days, he's hitting one to Milwaukee.
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