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SKO

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #825 on: June 01, 2015, 03:13:05 PM »
Apparently Chuck sponsored the Kris Bryant BB-Ref page.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #826 on: June 02, 2015, 08:36:27 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2015, 03:13:05 PM
Apparently Chuck sponsored the Kris Bryant BB-Ref page.


Yep.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #827 on: June 03, 2015, 03:47:16 PM »
NL Rookie of the Month. Sets him up nicely to alternate that award with Addison Russell the rest of the season.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #828 on: June 03, 2015, 03:49:20 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2015, 03:47:16 PM
NL Rookie of the Month. Sets him up nicely to alternate that award with Addison Russell the rest of the season.

Or Joc Pederson
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #829 on: June 04, 2015, 08:16:27 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 03, 2015, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2015, 03:47:16 PM
NL Rookie of the Month. Sets him up nicely to alternate that award with Addison Russell the rest of the season.

Or Joc Pederson

Yeah right. Like other teams even have prospects.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #830 on: June 04, 2015, 11:43:09 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2015, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 03, 2015, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2015, 03:47:16 PM
NL Rookie of the Month. Sets him up nicely to alternate that award with Addison Russell the rest of the season.

Or Joc Pederson

Yeah right. Like other teams even have prospects.

Joc's not a name, it's clearly a comic book character and everyone is just confused.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #831 on: June 04, 2015, 11:47:20 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 04, 2015, 11:43:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2015, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 03, 2015, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2015, 03:47:16 PM
NL Rookie of the Month. Sets him up nicely to alternate that award with Addison Russell the rest of the season.

Or Joc Pederson

Yeah right. Like other teams even have prospects.

Joc's not a name, it's clearly a comic book character and everyone is just confused.

I assume he was supposed to be named "Joe" and someone had terrible handwriting.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #832 on: June 04, 2015, 02:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2015, 11:47:20 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 04, 2015, 11:43:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2015, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 03, 2015, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2015, 03:47:16 PM
NL Rookie of the Month. Sets him up nicely to alternate that award with Addison Russell the rest of the season.

Or Joc Pederson

Yeah right. Like other teams even have prospects.

Joc's not a name, it's clearly a comic book character and everyone is just confused.

I assume he was supposed to be named "Joe" and someone had terrible handwriting.

Or "Jon", but that name is a spelling error too.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #833 on: June 05, 2015, 05:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on June 04, 2015, 02:28:44 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2015, 11:47:20 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 04, 2015, 11:43:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 04, 2015, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 03, 2015, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2015, 03:47:16 PM
NL Rookie of the Month. Sets him up nicely to alternate that award with Addison Russell the rest of the season.

Or Joc Pederson

Yeah right. Like other teams even have prospects.

Joc's not a name, it's clearly a comic book character and everyone is just confused.

I assume he was supposed to be named "Joe" and someone had terrible handwriting.

Or "Jon", but that name is a spelling error too.

God damn it, Marie.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #834 on: June 08, 2015, 11:03:30 AM »
3-4, a home run short of the cycle yesterday. That's bump worthy.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #835 on: June 08, 2015, 12:37:42 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 08, 2015, 11:03:30 AM
3-4, a home run short of the cycle yesterday. That's bump worthy.

Please. Wake me when he actually gets the homer. That bum-ass slacker.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #836 on: June 18, 2015, 02:23:57 PM »
Bumped for a grand slam off a position player's heat.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #837 on: June 18, 2015, 03:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Bonk on June 18, 2015, 02:23:57 PM
Bumped for a grand slam off a position player's heat.

Bumped because Kris hit some homers in batting practice off a tee in 8th grade a couple times
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #838 on: June 18, 2015, 04:20:02 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 18, 2015, 03:13:45 PM
Quote from: Bonk on June 18, 2015, 02:23:57 PM
Bumped for a grand slam off a position player's heat.

Bumped because Kris hit some homers in batting practice off a tee in 8th grade a couple times

Yeah, but he's no Josh Vitters.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #839 on: June 19, 2015, 11:20:27 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on June 18, 2015, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 18, 2015, 03:13:45 PM
Quote from: Bonk on June 18, 2015, 02:23:57 PM
Bumped for a grand slam off a position player's heat.

Bumped because Kris hit some homers in batting practice off a tee in 8th grade a couple times

Yeah, but he's no Josh Vitters.

I don't know why, but I Googled Josh Vitters. This is how far we've come...

QuoteThe Cubs promoted Vitters and fellow prospect Brett Jackson from the Iowa Cubs of the Class AAA Pacific Coast League on August 5, 2012.[11] He made his Major League debut later that day as a pinch hitter in the seventh inning against the Los Angeles Dodgers [12] Vitters' first MLB hit was a double against the San Diego Padres August 7, 2012, pinch hitting for pitcher Jeff Beliveau in the seventh inning, scoring both Steve Clevenger and Darwin Barney.

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