Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread

[ChuckD]

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/09/06/mlbtv_arichn_457657283_1200K.mp4

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/09/06/mlbtv_arichn_457657283_1200K.mp4

"They're going to score that a hit...for Bryant"

Len Kasper's pretty awesome.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/09/06/mlbtv_arichn_457657283_1200K.mp4

I still can't believe how fucking fast that ball was still going when it hit the board.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Like someone in another thread said, I would do whatever he asked.

[SKO]

Bump for back to back 3 hit games.

[SKO]

DPD:

Bryant since August 1st: .333/.407/.605/1.012 with 10 HR, 12 2B, 1 3B, and 33 RBI.

He also seems to have gotten over the "can't hit on the road thing" of late. On the west coast trip he went .261/.320/.435/.755 despite the rough games against Bumgarner and Kershaw, and then on the 11 game road trip they just ended he hit .341/.370/.545/.915.

Kris Bryant rules.

[Bort]

DPD:

Bryant since August 1st: .333/.407/.605/1.012 with 10 HR, 12 2B, 1 3B, and 33 RBI.

He also seems to have gotten over the "can't hit on the road thing" of late. On the west coast trip he went .261/.320/.435/.755 despite the rough games against Bumgarner and Kershaw, and then on the 11 game road trip they just ended he hit .341/.370/.545/.915.

Kris Bryant rules.

Just remember, Grichuk over Bryant any day of the week...

[Slaky]

DPD:

Bryant since August 1st: .333/.407/.605/1.012 with 10 HR, 12 2B, 1 3B, and 33 RBI.

He also seems to have gotten over the "can't hit on the road thing" of late. On the west coast trip he went .261/.320/.435/.755 despite the rough games against Bumgarner and Kershaw, and then on the 11 game road trip they just ended he hit .341/.370/.545/.915.

Kris Bryant rules.

Just remember, Grichuk over Bryant any day of the week...

Ahem, that's Grichuk AND Piscotty over Bryant. They're both better than him. The uniformed media is wrong.

[SKO]

DPD:

Bryant since August 1st: .333/.407/.605/1.012 with 10 HR, 12 2B, 1 3B, and 33 RBI.

He also seems to have gotten over the "can't hit on the road thing" of late. On the west coast trip he went .261/.320/.435/.755 despite the rough games against Bumgarner and Kershaw, and then on the 11 game road trip they just ended he hit .341/.370/.545/.915.

Kris Bryant rules.

Just remember, Grichuk over Bryant any day of the week...

Ahem, that's Grichuk AND Piscotty over Bryant. They're both better than him. The uniformed media is wrong.

You didn't even mention Tommy Pham, that's how brainwashed the uniformed media has you.

[SKO]

Just to piss myself off I looked up Grichuk and Piscotty's BABIP this year. .378 and .397. Fucking devil magic.

[Yeti]

Just to piss myself off I looked up Grichuk and Piscotty's BABIP this year. .378 and .397. Fucking devil magic.

So, the advanced stat averse will be stunned when Grichuk goes back to a .678 OPS? I'll enjoy that.

[Yeti]

Just to piss myself off I looked up Grichuk and Piscotty's BABIP this year. .378 and .397. Fucking devil magic.

So, the advanced stat averse will be stunned when Grichuk goes back to a .678 OPS? I'll enjoy that.

DPD...
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Kris has a .375

[SKO]

Just to piss myself off I looked up Grichuk and Piscotty's BABIP this year. .378 and .397. Fucking devil magic.

So, the advanced stat averse will be stunned when Grichuk goes back to a .678 OPS? I'll enjoy that.

DPD...
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Kris has a .375

Yeah, and I'd expect it to go down a bit, but at least Bryant's BABIP in the minors was usually better than .400. He's always compensated for his low contact rates by being incredibly productive with the contact he does make.

Piscotty and Grichuk are both outperforming their minor league stats and their minor league BABIP.

[Saul Goodman]

BRYANT BOMB

[SKO]

When you nudge Billy Williams aside in the history book you're doing something right.