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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1035 on: May 11, 2016, 10:16:53 AM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1036 on: May 11, 2016, 11:36:34 AM »

Does anybody measure bat head speed through the hitting zone? Because it sure as hell seems like Bryant's is supernatural.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1037 on: May 11, 2016, 11:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2016, 11:36:34 AM

Does anybody measure bat head speed through the hitting zone? Because it sure as hell seems like Bryant's is supernatural.

Ahhhh... FORKSCOUT at his very best.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1038 on: May 12, 2016, 12:21:31 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 11, 2016, 11:55:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2016, 11:36:34 AM

Does anybody measure bat head speed through the hitting zone? Because it sure as hell seems like Bryant's is supernatural.

Ahhhh... FORKSCOUT at his very best.

When I watch KB play, the launch angle of my SCOUTBONER is off the charts.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1039 on: May 12, 2016, 09:17:34 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 11, 2016, 11:55:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2016, 11:36:34 AM

Does anybody measure bat head speed through the hitting zone? Because it sure as hell seems like Bryant's is supernatural.

Ahhhh... FORKSCOUT at his very best.

Everything else gets measured now, figured this did as well.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1040 on: May 12, 2016, 11:14:31 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2016, 11:36:34 AM

Does anybody measure bat head speed through the hitting zone? Because it sure as hell seems like Bryant's is supernatural.

I wish he'd put his bat head speed through my zone, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1041 on: May 12, 2016, 11:58:57 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 12, 2016, 11:14:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2016, 11:36:34 AM

Does anybody measure bat head speed through the hitting zone? Because it sure as hell seems like Bryant's is supernatural.

I wish he'd put his bat head speed through my zone, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

You want him to kill you with a baseball bat?
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1042 on: May 12, 2016, 12:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 12, 2016, 11:58:57 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 12, 2016, 11:14:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2016, 11:36:34 AM

Does anybody measure bat head speed through the hitting zone? Because it sure as hell seems like Bryant's is supernatural.

I wish he'd put his bat head speed through my zone, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

You want him to kill you with a baseball bat?

Let's not kink shame, Eli.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1043 on: May 13, 2016, 02:44:39 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1044 on: May 13, 2016, 02:46:43 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1045 on: May 20, 2016, 10:12:55 PM »
Bump for some long-awaited, decade-in-the-making Jake Peavy ownage.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1046 on: May 25, 2016, 03:05:33 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1047 on: May 26, 2016, 11:01:00 AM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1048 on: May 26, 2016, 11:41:09 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1049 on: May 27, 2016, 09:06:33 AM »
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