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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1050 on: June 02, 2016, 10:14:53 AM »
No bump for a game winning 2 run homer, huh? Tough crowd.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1051 on: June 02, 2016, 10:42:46 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 10:14:53 AM
No bump for a game winning 2 run homer, huh? Tough crowd.

After 201 big league games, he's already up to 229th all time in JAWS for 3rd basemen. By the time he's done, he's going to be on the same block as Schmidt. 3rd inning HRs are expected at this point.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1052 on: June 02, 2016, 11:02:35 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 10:14:53 AM
No bump for a game winning 2 run homer, huh? Tough crowd.

We usually just let you bump threads.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1053 on: June 02, 2016, 11:27:56 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 10:14:53 AM
No bump for a game winning 2 run homer, huh? Tough crowd.

He was made to look foolish on 3 pitches than launched the 4th straight curveball he saw into the seats.  This guy...
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1054 on: June 02, 2016, 11:37:09 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 02, 2016, 11:27:56 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 10:14:53 AM
No bump for a game winning 2 run homer, huh? Tough crowd.

He was made to look foolish on 3 pitches than launched the 4th straight curveball he saw into the seats.  This guy...

What's funny about Kris Bryant homers is he hits the ball so high it's not always easy to tell if some of them will even leave the yard. I had the sound off on the TV and so I thought "damn he just got under it". When you watch it with the sound on you know from the sound of the bat that he got all of it.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1055 on: June 02, 2016, 12:57:03 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 11:37:09 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 02, 2016, 11:27:56 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 10:14:53 AM
No bump for a game winning 2 run homer, huh? Tough crowd.

He was made to look foolish on 3 pitches than launched the 4th straight curveball he saw into the seats.  This guy...

What's funny about Kris Bryant homers is he hits the ball so high it's not always easy to tell if some of them will even leave the yard. I had the sound off on the TV and so I thought "damn he just got under it". When you watch it with the sound on you know from the sound of the bat that he got all of it.

Too high!
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1056 on: June 08, 2016, 02:05:58 PM »
That was a goddamn moonshot.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1057 on: June 08, 2016, 02:17:14 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 08, 2016, 02:05:58 PM
That was a goddamn money shot.

Firehose of splooged.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1058 on: June 08, 2016, 02:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 08, 2016, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 08, 2016, 02:05:58 PM
That was a goddamn money shot.

Firehose of splooged.

Between the bat and the façade, that ball has two flat sides.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1059 on: June 20, 2016, 10:41:33 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 10:40:49 AM
Bumping for back to back from Bryzzo, in that they homered back to back last night, but also both homered in back to back games.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1060 on: June 20, 2016, 11:01:30 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 10:41:33 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 10:40:49 AM
Bumping for back to back from Bryzzo, in that they homered back to back last night, but also both homered in back to back games.

And posted in two threads.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1061 on: June 20, 2016, 11:04:07 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 20, 2016, 11:01:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 10:41:33 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 10:40:49 AM
Bumping for back to back from Bryzzo, in that they homered back to back last night, but also both homered in back to back games.

And posted in two threads.

That was kind of on purpose.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1062 on: June 27, 2016, 07:21:19 PM »
Bump.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1063 on: June 27, 2016, 07:24:57 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1064 on: June 27, 2016, 08:51:44 PM »
Re-bump.