Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread

[Eli]

Up to third in the MLB in WAR. It'll be a tight race to see if he can top the 8.2 WAR Troy Glaus posted in his second full MLB season.

I'll validate.

I'm glad you responded to this PenSignal.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

He's in the groove.

[PenFoe]

He's in the groove.

Groove is in the heart.

[SKO]

Do we still do "fap" because uhhh....fap fap fap

[R-V]

Do we still do "fap" because uhhh....fap fap fap

What a fun time to be a baseball fan in general - so much young talent right now it's ridiculous. Just from your list:

Trout - 25
Bryant - 24
Altuve - 26
Seager - 22
Betts - 23
Machado - 24
Lindor - 22

Also I'm glad Daniel Murphy is getting all these hits out of his system before he eats shit in the playoffs.

[SKO]

Do we still do "fap" because uhhh....fap fap fap

What a fun time to be a baseball fan in general - so much young talent right now it's ridiculous. Just from your list:

Trout - 25
Bryant - 24
Altuve - 26
Seager - 22
Betts - 23
Machado - 24
Lindor - 22

Also I'm glad Daniel Murphy is getting all these hits out of his system before he eats shit in the playoffs.

Yeah if MLB ever fixes it's moronic policies on sharing highlights and gifs and the stupid streaming blackouts etc. they have a lot of insanely good, fun, young talent that they can market the shit out of. That list doesn't even include guys like Harper, Correa, Rizzo, etc. The current generation is very good. 

[SKO]

Also it's really amazing that we splooged everywhere when someone laid out Evan Longoria as a best-case comp for Kris Bryant and now Kris (13.3) has already surpassed the 12.7 fWAR Evan managed in his first two unbelievably great years.

[ChuckD]

Also it's really amazing that we splooged everywhere when someone laid out Evan Longoria as a best-case comp for Kris Bryant and now Kris (13.3) has already surpassed the 12.7 fWAR Evan managed in his first two unbelievably great years.

Has he surpassed Troy Glaus?

[Bort]

Also it's really amazing that we splooged everywhere when someone laid out Evan Longoria as a best-case comp for Kris Bryant and now Kris (13.3) has already surpassed the 12.7 fWAR Evan managed in his first two unbelievably great years.

Has he surpassed Troy Glaus?

Has anyone, really?

[SKO]

Also it's really amazing that we splooged everywhere when someone laid out Evan Longoria as a best-case comp for Kris Bryant and now Kris (13.3) has already surpassed the 12.7 fWAR Evan managed in his first two unbelievably great years.

Has he surpassed Troy Glaus?

10.6 fWAR for Troy in his first two campaigns, but I think we all know that "surpassing Troy Glaus" is a metaphor, really. You can't surpass the Troy Glaus without until you have surpassed the Troy Glaus within.

[Bort]

Also it's really amazing that we splooged everywhere when someone laid out Evan Longoria as a best-case comp for Kris Bryant and now Kris (13.3) has already surpassed the 12.7 fWAR Evan managed in his first two unbelievably great years.

Has he surpassed Troy Glaus?

10.6 fWAR for Troy in his first two campaigns, but I think we all know that "surpassing Troy Glaus" is a metaphor, really. You can't surpass the Troy Glaus without until you have surpassed the Troy Glaus within.

"If you meet Troy Glaus on the road, kill him!"

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Also it's really amazing that we splooged everywhere when someone laid out Evan Longoria as a best-case comp for Kris Bryant and now Kris (13.3) has already surpassed the 12.7 fWAR Evan managed in his first two unbelievably great years.

Has he surpassed Troy Glaus?

10.6 fWAR for Troy in his first two campaigns, but I think we all know that "surpassing Troy Glaus" is a metaphor, really. You can't surpass the Troy Glaus without until you have surpassed the Troy Glaus within.

WE'RE REACHING SINGULARITY, PEOPLE

[Bort]

Also it's really amazing that we splooged everywhere when someone laid out Evan Longoria as a best-case comp for Kris Bryant and now Kris (13.3) has already surpassed the 12.7 fWAR Evan managed in his first two unbelievably great years.

Has he surpassed Troy Glaus?

10.6 fWAR for Troy in his first two campaigns, but I think we all know that "surpassing Troy Glaus" is a metaphor, really. You can't surpass the Troy Glaus without until you have surpassed the Troy Glaus within.

WE'RE REACHING SINGULARITY, PEOPLE

That's called "Going Full Glaus."

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Also it's really amazing that we splooged everywhere when someone laid out Evan Longoria as a best-case comp for Kris Bryant and now Kris (13.3) has already surpassed the 12.7 fWAR Evan managed in his first two unbelievably great years.

Has he surpassed Troy Glaus?

10.6 fWAR for Troy in his first two campaigns, but I think we all know that "surpassing Troy Glaus" is a metaphor, really. You can't surpass the Troy Glaus without until you have surpassed the Troy Glaus within.

WE'RE REACHING SINGULARITY, PEOPLE

That's called "Going Full Glaus."

<*head exploding gif*>

[Canadouche]

Everyone is giddy.

The Cubs are highly likely to become the first 100-win Cubs team since 1935, and only the second since 1910. Even Stew can't remember the last time that happened!