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CBStew

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1125 on: August 25, 2016, 11:44:09 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on August 25, 2016, 10:33:38 AM
Everyone is giddy.

The Cubs are highly likely to become the first 100-win Cubs team since 1935, and only the second since 1910. Even Stew can't remember the last time that happened!
The major leagues went from 154 to a 162 game season in 1962.  So before 1962 it was even harder to reach 100 wins in a season.  And yes, 1935 was before my time.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1126 on: August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM »
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1127 on: August 26, 2016, 03:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Intrepid Reader: Scott Boras

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1128 on: August 26, 2016, 03:28:34 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 26, 2016, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Intrepid Reader: Scott Boras

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I mean, pay the man. I wasn't saying low-ball him.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1129 on: August 26, 2016, 03:38:13 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 03:28:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 26, 2016, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Intrepid Reader: Scott Boras

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I mean, pay the man. I wasn't saying low-ball him.

If Boras ever has problems being flaccid, he just thinks about Bryant on the open market.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1130 on: August 26, 2016, 03:46:32 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Why do you want Kris Bryant to die when he's 44?
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1131 on: August 26, 2016, 10:32:40 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 26, 2016, 03:46:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Why do you want Kris Bryant to die when he's 44?

That's true. He's playing until he's 50 at least.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1132 on: August 27, 2016, 12:22:59 AM »
KABOOM
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1133 on: August 27, 2016, 12:24:32 AM »
Holy fucking shit. Against a guy who hadn't given a HR up this year until that.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1134 on: August 27, 2016, 12:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 27, 2016, 12:24:32 AM
Holy fucking shit. Against a guy who hadn't given a HR up this year until that.

More like Adam Liberaturd amirite
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1135 on: August 27, 2016, 12:33:33 AM »
Hahahaha
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1136 on: August 27, 2016, 12:56:59 AM »
Seriously. This fucking guy.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1137 on: August 27, 2016, 06:14:09 AM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1138 on: August 27, 2016, 06:40:10 AM »
Echoes of Ryne Sandberg.
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M'lady.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1139 on: September 07, 2016, 07:17:09 PM »
Stop sliding head first in to first base, especially in meaningless games.
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