Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread

[SKO]

Kris passes 6 fWAR for the 3rd straight year to begin his career. I'm pretty sure he's 6th or 7th all time in WAR through the first three years of a career but I'm not a B-Ref subscriber so I'm not sure I ran the play index correctly and I cant' tell you the names of who is ahead of him. Anywho, this kid is pretty much already an all-time great and we haven't bumped this thread in two months because we fucking suck and are not worthy of him.

I don't know how to do "first 3 years of career" on Fangraphs, but if you go by age 23-25 seasons, he's 21st all time.

Yeah I know he doesn't fare quite as well if you go by age rather than just "first three years of career" because most of the supernatural talents like Bonds, Williams, Mantle, etc started well before 23. But still of those 21, the only ones not in the HOF are active players (Trout and Pujols), two of the greatest players of all time currently blackballed by the league (Bonds and A-Rod), and Grady Sizemore, who was probably a HOFer if he'd stayed healthy. Good company I'd say.

[SKO]

DPD but man what a damn shame Grady Sizemore's career was. Averaged 6.2 bWAR in his four full seasons through age 25, then played just 419 more games the rest of his career.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD but man what a damn shame Grady Sizemore's career was. Averaged 6.2 bWAR in his four full seasons through age 25, then played just 419 more games the rest of his career.

Get this negativity the fuck out of the Kris Bryant thread. Why aren't you appreciating him more, you jerk? This is the thread where we appreciate him, not jinx him by bringing up failures. Someone should have told you.

[SKO]

DPD but man what a damn shame Grady Sizemore's career was. Averaged 6.2 bWAR in his four full seasons through age 25, then played just 419 more games the rest of his career.

Get this negativity the fuck out of the Kris Bryant thread. Why aren't you appreciating him more, you jerk? This is the thread where we appreciate him, not jinx him by bringing up failures. Someone should have told you.

Kris Bryant is what Grady Sizemore should have been. If he played 3rd. And was made of steel.

[PenFoe]

DPD but man what a damn shame Grady Sizemore's career was. Averaged 6.2 bWAR in his four full seasons through age 25, then played just 419 more games the rest of his career.

Get this negativity the fuck out of the Kris Bryant thread. Why aren't you appreciating him more, you jerk? This is the thread where we appreciate him, not jinx him by bringing up failures. Someone should have told you.

Kris Bryant is what Grady Sizemore should have been. If he played 3rd. And was made of steel.

Troy Glaus had a 15.4 WAR his 23-25 age seasons.

[Bort]

DPD but man what a damn shame Grady Sizemore's career was. Averaged 6.2 bWAR in his four full seasons through age 25, then played just 419 more games the rest of his career.

Get this negativity the fuck out of the Kris Bryant thread. Why aren't you appreciating him more, you jerk? This is the thread where we appreciate him, not jinx him by bringing up failures. Someone should have told you.

Kris Bryant is what Grady Sizemore should have been. If he played 3rd. And was made of steel.

Troy Glaus had a 15.4 WAR his 23-25 age seasons.

Of all the Pens Foe on this site, you are the Pennest Foe.

[Brownie]

Please, take your children to see Kris Bryant play. You cannot appreciate him enough.

[pisomojado8]

Good choice, Jim. Jed, whoever.

[Saul Goodman]

MVP

[Brownie]

Good choice, Jim. Jed, whoever.

Intrepid Reader: Ken Harrelson

Frazier's still better.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Good choice, Jim. Jed, whoever. Houston

Appel'd

[Quality Start Machine]

Good choice, Jim. Jed, whoever. Houston

Appel'd

It's pretty funny how many all-time great Chicago athletes only came here because somebody else fucked up their draft ahead of them.

(pours some out for Mark Appel, Sam Bowie and Erik Johnson)

[Brownie]

Good choice, Jim. Jed, whoever. Houston

Appel'd

It's pretty funny how many all-time great Chicago athletes only came here because somebody else fucked up their draft ahead of them.

(pours some out for Mark Appel, Sam Bowie and Erik Johnson)

Unless it's a No. 1 pick, doesn't that pretty much apply to every player?

[Quality Start Machine]

Good choice, Jim. Jed, whoever. Houston

Appel'd

It's pretty funny how many all-time great Chicago athletes only came here because somebody else fucked up their draft ahead of them.

(pours some out for Mark Appel, Sam Bowie and Erik Johnson)

Unless it's a No. 1 pick, doesn't that pretty much apply to every player?

When the Bulls got Jordan, the Rockets got Olajuwon , who was also a Hall of Famer, ahead of Jordan. Not exactly a fuckup.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Good choice, Jim. Jed, whoever. Houston

Appel'd

It's pretty funny how many all-time great Chicago athletes only came here because somebody else fucked up their draft ahead of them.

(pours some out for Mark Appel, Sam Bowie and Erik Johnson)

Unless it's a No. 1 pick, doesn't that pretty much apply to every player?

When the Bulls got Jordan, the Rockets got Olajuwon , who was also a Hall of Famer, ahead of Jordan. Not exactly a fuckup.

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