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Not so Ultimate, after all, then?
« on: April 09, 2014, 04:39:03 AM »
Call the Undertaker! One day after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, the Ultimate Warrior drops dead on his way from his hotel room to his car.

In other news, FroDog is still a virgin.
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Re: Not so Ultimate, after all, then?
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 07:21:49 AM »
Quote from: Ultimate Warrior, Monday nightNo WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if that man did in his life what makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper and something larger than life then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized.

He foresaw his own demise, just like Martin Luther King.

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Re: Not so Ultimate, after all, then?
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 09:07:27 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 09, 2014, 07:21:49 AM
Quote from: Ultimate Warrior, Monday nightNo WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if that man did in his life what makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper and something larger than life then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized.

He foresaw his own demise, just like Martin Luther King.



Does it matter? They'll just replace him with a different guy again.
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Re: Not so Ultimate, after all, then?
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 09:12:08 AM »
Quote from: CT III on April 09, 2014, 09:07:27 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 09, 2014, 07:21:49 AM
Quote from: Ultimate Warrior, Monday nightNo WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if that man did in his life what makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper and something larger than life then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized.

He foresaw his own demise, just like Martin Luther King.



Does it matter? They'll just replace him with a different guy again.

So you're saying he was the Penultimate Warrior?
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Re: Not so Ultimate, after all, then?
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2014, 10:47:38 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 09, 2014, 07:21:49 AM
Quote from: Ultimate Warrior, Monday nightNo WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if that man did in his life what makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper and something larger than life then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized.

He foresaw his own demise, just like Martin Luther King.



Morgan Freeman outlasts another one.
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