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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2015, 12:34:35 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 12:20:41 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on August 18, 2015, 12:19:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

I think there are too many fucking variations of that name. All their parents are turds for not getting together on it and saving us all the headaches.

Fucking Derrick Rose has wrecked everything again.

Just Derek, people. One R, two Es, no fucking Is.

Deryck or GTFO

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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2015, 02:00:42 PM »
I can't believe this thread exists.

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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2015, 02:01:23 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2015, 02:00:42 PM
I can't believe this thread exists.

Well, I mean, you saw who started it, right?
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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2015, 03:09:49 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

I was just reminded that the last Cubs 1B to have never made an All-Star was Eric Karros.  That includes the guy who was the bridge from Lee to Rizzo.

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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2015, 04:02:00 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

That really sucks. There are so many better Cubs and you have to have him be your favorite...

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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2015, 04:04:01 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2015, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

That really sucks. There are so many better Cubs and you have to have him be your favorite...

He's been supplanted by Rizzo
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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #51 on: August 18, 2015, 04:17:06 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2015, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

That really sucks. There are so many better Cubs and you have to have him be your favorite...

Nothing wrong with that at all. Better than the unfortunate bastards who have Greg Maddux as their favorite Cub ever. Those people must have terrible sex with each other about once every five years.
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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 18, 2015, 04:18:04 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on August 18, 2015, 04:17:06 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2015, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

That really sucks. There are so many better Cubs and you have to have him be your favorite...

Nothing wrong with that at all. Better than the unfortunate bastards who have Greg Maddux as their favorite Cub ever. Those people must have terrible sex with each other about once every five years.

Not every Jewish person has Maddux as their fave...

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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2015, 04:30:28 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2015, 04:18:04 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on August 18, 2015, 04:17:06 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2015, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

That really sucks. There are so many better Cubs and you have to have him be your favorite...

Nothing wrong with that at all. Better than the unfortunate bastards who have Greg Maddux as their favorite Cub ever. Those people must have terrible sex with each other about once every five years.

Not every Jewish person has Maddux as their fave...

Some are old enough to remember Ken Holtzman.
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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2015, 04:36:11 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2015, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

That really sucks. There are so many better Cubs and you have to have him be your favorite...

Typical Internet Chuck.  Nothing wrong with having Derrek Lee, who let's not forget was unquestionably the balls (or the co-balls, with Aramis) for a significant length of time as someone's favorite.  (Misspelling his first name, though, is a serious offense. "Ryan" Sandberg nods in agreement.)  Your favorite player is more of a function of your date of birth than how relatively good the player is to other players anyway.

In short: No, Chuck.
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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2015, 04:45:00 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 18, 2015, 04:36:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2015, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
DPD. It's fucking "Derrek". Not sure why I have such a hard time remembering how it was spelled given that he was my favorite Cub ever. Shame on me.

That really sucks. There are so many better Cubs and you have to have him be your favorite...

Typical Internet Chuck.  Nothing wrong with having Derrek Lee, who let's not forget was unquestionably the balls (or the co-balls, with Aramis) for a significant length of time as someone's favorite.  (Misspelling his first name, though, is a serious offense. "Ryan" Sandberg nods in agreement.)  Your favorite player is more of a function of your date of birth than how relatively good the player is to other players anyway.

In short: No, Chuck.

I didn't want to give him the opportunity to tell us his petty and stupid reasons for not liking Derrek Lee
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Re: We'll All Want To Have Albert Almora's Babies in 2016 Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2015, 05:30:45 PM »
Fuck Dempster.
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