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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #330 on: August 07, 2015, 11:29:35 AM »
Quote from: SKO on August 07, 2015, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 07, 2015, 11:03:54 AM
This all seems unnecessary.

True. Let's talk about how Schwarber in 25 games has managed to already match THE GREATEST CATCHER OF ALL TIME down in St. Louis in fWAR.

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Yeah, but as soon as Yadi came into the All-Star game, the AL got struck out 1-2-3.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #331 on: August 07, 2015, 11:31:53 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on August 07, 2015, 11:24:35 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on August 07, 2015, 10:14:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 07, 2015, 08:56:21 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on August 07, 2015, 08:42:46 AM

He's like a lefty Harmon Killebrew up there. Fucking beast.

He kinda reminds me of the other power lefty with great plate discipline that bats behind him in the order, but why ever make a comparison to a player who isn't a hall of famer from 50 years ago, amirite?

Rizzo's swing looks almost effortless, and Schwarber's is pure violence.

Forgive me for having a much larger frame of reference to draw from.

Killebrew

Kingman

Kyle

Another left-hander with a violent swing. Why not just compare him?

From now on, Babe Schwarber.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #332 on: August 07, 2015, 11:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 07, 2015, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 07, 2015, 11:24:35 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on August 07, 2015, 10:14:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 07, 2015, 08:56:21 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on August 07, 2015, 08:42:46 AM

He's like a lefty Harmon Killebrew up there. Fucking beast.

He kinda reminds me of the other power lefty with great plate discipline that bats behind him in the order, but why ever make a comparison to a player who isn't a hall of famer from 50 years ago, amirite?

Rizzo's swing looks almost effortless, and Schwarber's is pure violence.

Forgive me for having a much larger frame of reference to draw from.

Killebrew

Kingman

Kyle

Another left-hander with a violent swing. Why not just compare him?

From now on, Babe Schwarber.

Didn't someone call him "Babe Fucking Ruth" after the Cubs drafted him last year?
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #333 on: August 07, 2015, 11:45:18 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on August 07, 2015, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 07, 2015, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 07, 2015, 11:24:35 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on August 07, 2015, 10:14:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 07, 2015, 08:56:21 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on August 07, 2015, 08:42:46 AM

He's like a lefty Harmon Killebrew up there. Fucking beast.

He kinda reminds me of the other power lefty with great plate discipline that bats behind him in the order, but why ever make a comparison to a player who isn't a hall of famer from 50 years ago, amirite?

Rizzo's swing looks almost effortless, and Schwarber's is pure violence.

Forgive me for having a much larger frame of reference to draw from.

Killebrew

Kingman

Kyle

Another left-hander with a violent swing. Why not just compare him?

From now on, Babe Schwarber.

Didn't someone call him "Babe Fucking Ruth" after the Cubs drafted him last year?

Epstink, believe.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #334 on: August 07, 2015, 04:39:12 PM »
BABE SCHWARBER HATES HIM SOME GIANTS
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #335 on: August 07, 2015, 04:39:19 PM »
Schwarber alternates his walk-up music between "No Diggity" and "Thuggish Ruggish Bone." And I love him all the more for it.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #336 on: August 07, 2015, 04:40:25 PM »
And now he can steal second base right in front of your stupid face.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #337 on: August 07, 2015, 04:53:40 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 07, 2015, 04:40:25 PM
And now he can steal second base right in front of your stupid face.

He is nothing short of magificent.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #338 on: August 07, 2015, 05:06:49 PM »
Holy shit this kid.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #339 on: August 13, 2015, 03:17:22 PM »
Bump
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #340 on: August 13, 2015, 03:19:12 PM »
Schwarbomb.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #341 on: August 13, 2015, 03:55:25 PM »
I can't with this guy.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #342 on: August 13, 2015, 03:56:52 PM »
This is ridiculous.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #343 on: August 13, 2015, 03:58:59 PM »

I can't fucking believe this guy.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #344 on: August 13, 2015, 04:02:07 PM »
I also find the performance of this player to be acceptable.
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