Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower

[SKO]

Out at least 3-5 more days and will be reevaluated then. So he's dead. Shut her down, boys. It's over. It's all over.

Your GIFs are cute, but I'm with SKO on this one. Time to panic.

Well, I mean it sucks, but they have a 7 game lead on the WC and with any luck he'll be back in a week. I'm just glad they have guys like Jackson and Baez to step in instead of running out Herrera or whatever. Also heard Soler should be swinging the bat this weekend and could be back before too long.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

[SKO]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

Okay, PANIC.

[Saul Goodman]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

But what about Paul Goldschmidt's highly likely pair of 500-footers he's going to launch off Kyle Hendricks' junk.

[Tony]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

Okay, PANIC.

Fuck Marion Barber.

I'm more concerned this will be a lingering thing for Schwarber and last into October.

[Slaky]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

But what about Paul Goldschmidt's highly likely pair of 500-footers he's going to launch off Kyle Hendricks' junk.

I heard he's not playing until later this weekend because of his new baby.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

But what about Paul Goldschmidt's highly likely pair of 500-footers he's going to launch off Kyle Hendricks' junk.

I heard he's not playing until later this weekend because of his new baby.

Just today I thought.

Unless that kid's in an incubator racked with some serious jaundice or worse post-natal condition I'm thinking Goldschmidt's not going to let anything stand in his way from coming back at least Sunday just to see if he can hit some of Hendricks' meatballs over 600 feet.

[SKO]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

But what about Paul Goldschmidt's highly likely pair of 500-footers he's going to launch off Kyle Hendricks' junk.

I heard he's not playing until later this weekend because of his new baby.

Just today I thought.

Unless that kid's in an incubator racked with some serious jaundice or worse post-natal condition I'm thinking Goldschmidt's not going to let anything stand in his way from coming back at least Sunday just to see if he can hit some of Hendricks' meatballs over 600 feet.

I'm also bracing myself for Welington Castillo homering off of Lester today while David Ross strikes out multiple times with RISP.

[Eli]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

But what about Paul Goldschmidt's highly likely pair of 500-footers he's going to launch off Kyle Hendricks' junk.

I heard he's not playing until later this weekend because of his new baby.

Just another example of the wussification of America.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

I mean, I haven't felt this confident since the time in 2011 when a 7-3 Bears team needed only to win 2 games against a hapless trio of AFC West opponents to hold the door open for Jay Cutler's return for the playoffs and...

Oh fuck.

But what about Paul Goldschmidt's highly likely pair of 500-footers he's going to launch off Kyle Hendricks' junk.

I heard he's not playing until later this weekend because of his new baby.

Just another example of the wussification of America.

Eli's back!!!

[Quality Start Machine]

But what about Paul Goldschmidt's highly likely pair of 500-footers he's going to launch off Kyle Hendricks' junk.

I winced reading this.

[Saul Goodman]

But what about Paul Goldschmidt's highly likely pair of 500-footers he's going to launch off Kyle Hendricks' junk.

I winced reading this.

I'm sorry.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Yeah, they'll be fine.  Even without Good Kyle and even with Shitty Kyle pitching Sunday they're going to sweep the Diamondbacks.

[ChuckD]

Out at least 3-5 more days and will be reevaluated then. So he's dead. Shut her down, boys. It's over. It's all over.

[Quality Start Machine]

Out at least 3-5 more days and will be reevaluated then. So he's dead. Shut her down, boys. It's over. It's all over.