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PenFoe

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Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« on: June 17, 2014, 04:17:10 PM »
2 more homers today.

Time to give this guy his own thread.

Through 5 games:
12-20, 4 homers, 1 double, 1 triple, 7 runs, 10 RBIs. 2 Ks, 2 BBs.

That's a line of .600/.636/1.350 = 1.986 OPS.  (that's desk math, no promises on accuracy.)

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2014, 04:30:09 PM »
He looks...smart
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2014, 04:33:17 PM »
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2014, 04:37:13 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 17, 2014, 04:30:09 PM
He looks...smart

He went to IU; he plays chess while others play checkers.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2014, 07:20:59 PM »
According to Len, he was called up to Kane County.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2014, 07:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on June 17, 2014, 07:20:59 PM
According to Len, he was called up to Kane County.

Finally, our long national nightmare is over.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2014, 08:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 17, 2014, 04:37:13 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 17, 2014, 04:30:09 PM
He looks...smart

He went to IU; he plays chess while others play checkers.

sounds like he is going to have a tough time scaring up a game
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2014, 08:45:32 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 17, 2014, 04:33:17 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 17, 2014, 04:30:09 PM
He looks...smart



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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2014, 09:09:42 PM »
That was quick - Schwarber just got promoted to Kane County. 

Assuming he and Vogelbach are going to start playing those annoying identical twin games where they dress alike and switch places and stuff.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2014, 09:20:03 PM »
Did you guys hear Schwarber's been promoted to Kane County?  This all happened rather rapidly.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2014, 09:24:48 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 17, 2014, 09:09:42 PM
That was quick - Schwarber just got promoted to Kane County. 

Assuming he and Vogelbach are going to start playing those annoying identical twin games where they dress alike and switch places and stuff.

Schwarber is gonna do that with a guy in Daytona?
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2014, 09:36:42 PM »
Schwarber
To
Kane
County

STKC

Thanks, PenFoe!
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2014, 10:20:50 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2014, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 17, 2014, 09:09:42 PM
That was quick - Schwarber just got promoted to Kane County. 

Assuming he and Vogelbach are going to start playing those annoying identical twin games where they dress alike and switch places and stuff.

Schwarber is gonna do that with a guy in Daytona?

Naw. He's in Kane County now, from what I hear.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2014, 10:28:17 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 17, 2014, 09:09:42 PM
That was quick - Schwarber just got promoted to Kane County. 

Assuming he and Vogelbach are going to start playing those annoying identical twin games where they dress alike and switch places and stuff.

Maybe Vogelbach could try hitting like Schwarber.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2014, 10:41:34 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 17, 2014, 10:20:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2014, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 17, 2014, 09:09:42 PM
That was quick - Schwarber just got promoted to Kane County. 

Assuming he and Vogelbach are going to start playing those annoying identical twin games where they dress alike and switch places and stuff.

Schwarber is gonna do that with a guy in Daytona?

Naw. He's in Kane County now, from what I hear.

I think Pen can be forgiven for missing such fast breaking news.

First I'm hearing of it, anyways.
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