Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower

[Saul Goodman]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

As a professional, Rob Mr. Neyer finds it difficult to function if you're not taking the care to read what he's actually written.  Gosh you guys, it's hard to be so damn smart sometimes.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD.  I love how he doubled down on stupid:

What I am saying is that I think there won't be room for both Schwarber and Rizzo in the lineup, not for long anyway.

Where in hell is he getting this idea that Schwarber and Rizzo are mutually exclusive?  Chris Coghlan says hi, Rob.  Wow.  I just did the impossible.  Give me all that money you were going to spend on Bill Simmons, Fox.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Where in hell is he getting this idea that Schwarber and Rizzo are mutually exclusive? 

Because Schwarber can't play left despite all the time he's practicing in left which Rob didn't realize he's not doing because he's only DHing and catching and there is no DH in the NL.

[Eli]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

[Saul Goodman]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

Rob Neyer rises above.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

[Eli]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

And now Rob isn't following me. I hadn't even tweeted since his initial follow.

[SKO]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

And now Rob isn't following me. I hadn't even tweeted since his initial follow.

Perhaps he was just scrolling your profile, hate-reading your tweets in a totally healthy manner, then accidentally followed and unfollowed when he realized his mistake.

[Slaky]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

And now Rob isn't following me. I hadn't even tweeted since his initial follow.

Did he block you? One time I ripped into Rozner and he instantly followed me. Then I looked and I had been blocked - he hit the wrong button. Probably because he's a fucking moron.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

And now Rob isn't following me. I hadn't even tweeted since his initial follow.

Did he block you? One time I ripped into Rozner and he instantly followed me. Then I looked and I had been blocked - he hit the wrong button. Probably because he's a fucking moron.

Holy shit that's awesome.

[Eli]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

And now Rob isn't following me. I hadn't even tweeted since his initial follow.

Did he block you? One time I ripped into Rozner and he instantly followed me. Then I looked and I had been blocked - he hit the wrong button. Probably because he's a fucking moron.

That's fantastic. But, nope. Not blocked.

[InternetApex]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

And now Rob isn't following me. I hadn't even tweeted since his initial follow.

Did he block you? One time I ripped into Rozner and he instantly followed me. Then I looked and I had been blocked - he hit the wrong button. Probably because he's a fucking moron.

That's fantastic. But, nope. Not blocked.

Same thing happened to me with Peter Vescey. What a twat.

[Quality Start Machine]

Fuck those guys, let's get back on track.

Schwarber's awesome.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Fuck those guys, let's get back on track.

Schwarber's awesome.

I hope I am forced into buying a Schwarber shirsey this year.

[Shooter]

Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.

I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

This belongs in the humblebrag thread.