Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower

[Canadouche]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Schwarber will never be half the player that The Mick was.  Never.

Has there ever been a worse nickname than "Dandy Little Glove Man"?

I'm pretty sure Derrick May's nickname was "Derrick".

I always called him D-May.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Schwarber will never be half the player that The Mick was.  Never.

Has there ever been a worse nickname than "Dandy Little Glove Man"?

I'm pretty sure Derrick May's nickname was "Derrick".

I always called him D-May.

I usually called him Derrick Maybe which eventually became Derrick Maybenot

[ChuckD]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Schwarber will never be half the player that The Mick was.  Never.

Has there ever been a worse nickname than "Dandy Little Glove Man"?

I'm pretty sure Derrick May's nickname was "Derrick".

I always called him D-May.

I usually called him Derrick Maybe which eventually became Derrick Maybenot

Derrerck Maybeanzobeams

[CT III]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Schwarber will never be half the player that The Mick was.  Never.

Has there ever been a worse nickname than "Dandy Little Glove Man"?

I'm pretty sure Derrick May's nickname was "Derrick".

I always called him D-May.

I usually called him Derrick Maybe which eventually became Derrick Maybenot

Derrerck Maybeanzobeams

Dare eck Maymeltsteelanzobeams

*internet implodes*

[Quality Start Machine]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Schwarber will never be half the player that The Mick was.  Never.

Has there ever been a worse nickname than "Dandy Little Glove Man"?

I'm pretty sure Derrick May's nickname was "Derrick".

I always called him D-May.

Son of the guy who was traded for Hank Aaron.

[InternetApex]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Don't do this.

[Oleg]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Don't do this.

Sounds like ti's too late and it's already done been done.

[Brownie]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Don't do this.

Purdue will always have Moose Skowron, Archi Cianfrocco and Bob Friend. And Notre Dame will always have Cap Anson and Jeff Samardzija (along with Carl Yastrzemski, Craig Counsell and Brad Lidge).

[Quality Start Machine]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Don't do this.

Purdue will always have Moose Skowron, Archi Cianfrocco and Bob Friend. And Notre Dame will always have Cap Anson and Jeff Samardzija (along with Carl Yastrzemski, Craig Counsell and Brad Lidge).

Lane Tech has Adrian Zmed.

[Brownie]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Don't do this.

Purdue will always have Moose Skowron, Archi Cianfrocco and Bob Friend. And Notre Dame will always have Cap Anson and Jeff Samardzija (along with Carl Yastrzemski, Craig Counsell and Brad Lidge).

Lane Tech has Adrian Zmed.

No, Fork.

[Oleg]

Can I be angry at Schwarber for swinging at the first pitch in the fifth?

[Tonker]

Can I be angry at Schwarber for swinging at the first pitch in the fifth?

Dunno.  Better check with SKO.

[SKO]

Can I be angry at Schwarber for swinging at the first pitch in the fifth?

Dunno.  Better check with SKO.

I personally don't like swinging there with a pitcher laboring and issuing two walks in the inning.  However it was a fine pitch to hit, and he hit it hard. You may be mad about the situation but not at Schwarber.  I suggest yelling at clouds or homeless people or Sterling till it passes.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Cubs have had three players from Indiana University since I graduated in 1997: Kevin Orie, Mickey Morandini and Kyle Schwarber.

Additionally, the Bulls had A.J. Guyton in a couple Tim Floyd seasons, the Bears employed Adewale Ogunleye for a few years and the Chicago Fire had Dema Kovalenko.

In the dark ages, the Bears drafted but did not sign George Taliafero, the White Sox rented Ted Kluszewski and the Bulls drafted Scott May.

Schwarber has a chance to be at least as good as any of them.

Don't do this.

Purdue will always have Moose Skowron, Archi Cianfrocco and Bob Friend. And Notre Dame will always have Cap Anson and Jeff Samardzija (along with Carl Yastrzemski, Craig Counsell and Brad Lidge).

Lane Tech has Adrian Zmed.

No, Fork.

Damn, I was hoping you'd drop Buzz Capra on me.

[Armchair_QB]

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