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quixotic1x

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #435 on: October 08, 2015, 11:04:11 PM »



Loosers always whine about their best, Winners go home and Fu*K the prom queen-Jim malone (Untouchables)

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #436 on: October 09, 2015, 06:12:38 AM »
Quote from: quixotic1x on October 08, 2015, 11:04:11 PM



Thank you. That gif does it justice. Pen's low framerate was a travesty.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #437 on: October 09, 2015, 06:54:36 AM »

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #438 on: October 09, 2015, 09:02:07 AM »
Quote from: quixotic1x on October 08, 2015, 11:04:11 PM





This is what happens when The Cubs make it to the playoffs.  All the old posters come out of the woodwork.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #439 on: October 09, 2015, 11:17:25 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on October 08, 2015, 10:42:00 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 08, 2015, 10:37:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 08, 2015, 10:23:47 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 08, 2015, 10:22:29 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 08, 2015, 10:21:39 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 08, 2015, 08:07:42 AM
Can any of you that knows how to gif a thing gif that batflip into this thread so that it may preserved for all of eternity until the next ratto



So, what do you call that bat flip? It's not really a flip.  Bat Drop?

It was so dismissive. Beautifully dismissive

"we're done here."
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #440 on: October 09, 2015, 12:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 09, 2015, 11:17:25 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 08, 2015, 10:42:00 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 08, 2015, 10:37:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 08, 2015, 10:23:47 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 08, 2015, 10:22:29 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 08, 2015, 10:21:39 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 08, 2015, 08:07:42 AM
Can any of you that knows how to gif a thing gif that batflip into this thread so that it may preserved for all of eternity until the next ratto



So, what do you call that bat flip? It's not really a flip.  Bat Drop?

It was so dismissive. Beautifully dismissive

"we're done here."

I think that Andy had said on the podcast that it was "I'll just leave this here, be back for it in a minute"
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #441 on: October 12, 2015, 05:41:45 PM »
[ removes pants ]
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #442 on: October 13, 2015, 06:07:22 PM »
lmao
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #443 on: October 13, 2015, 06:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 13, 2015, 06:07:22 PM
lmao

Seriously. I'm losing my voice from laughing so much.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #444 on: October 13, 2015, 06:14:07 PM »
I......HOLY.....BALL.....FUCK....MAN
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #445 on: October 13, 2015, 07:02:07 PM »
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2015, 06:14:07 PM
I......HOLY.....BALL.....FUCK....MAN

My god.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #446 on: October 13, 2015, 07:39:58 PM »
Per the post-game interviews, Kyle called his shot.
M'lady.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #447 on: October 13, 2015, 07:54:26 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 13, 2015, 07:02:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2015, 06:14:07 PM
I......HOLY.....BALL.....FUCK....MAN

My god.

Think you guys quoted the home plate ump as that ball left Schwarber's bat.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #448 on: October 13, 2015, 10:25:59 PM »
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2015, 06:14:07 PM
I......HOLY.....BALL.....FUCK....MAN

Kyle Schwarber, the original holy ball-fuck man.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #449 on: October 13, 2015, 10:27:34 PM »
Schwarbs: I was trying to get a heater. Got it. Didn't miss it.