Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower

[CT III]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

God damn I love everyone of these stupid kids.

At least until they strike out on a pitch that you deem unworthy.

[SKO]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

God damn I love everyone of these stupid kids.

At least until they strike out on a pitch that you deem unworthy.

Hey now, I don't stop loving them. I'm just disappointed, you know.

[Canadouche]

The Purple Pizzazz.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

[Canadouche]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

[Bort]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

I feel like there's some sort of Incredible Hulk reference I would love to turn into a nickname, but I just don't have the energy to work it out.

[CT III]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

I feel like there's some sort of Incredible Hulk reference I would love to turn into a nickname, but I just don't have the energy to work it out.

They definitely need to develop some sort of Schwarber Signal that gets flashed up on the scoreboard every time he comes to bat.

[Canadouche]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

I feel like there's some sort of Incredible Hulk reference I would love to turn into a nickname, but I just don't have the energy to work it out.

Incredible Schwulk? Schwulk Smash? Should I just stop with the name puns?

[Quality Start Machine]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

I feel like there's some sort of Incredible Hulk reference I would love to turn into a nickname, but I just don't have the energy to work it out.

Incredible Schwulk? Schwulk Smash? Should I just stop with the name puns?

SCHWULKBANZO BEANZ

[morpheus]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

I feel like there's some sort of Incredible Hulk reference I would love to turn into a nickname, but I just don't have the energy to work it out.

Incredible Schwulk? Schwulk Smash? Should I just stop with the name puns?

SCHWULKBANZO BEANZ

JIMMY SCHWARBHOLE?

[thehawk]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

I feel like there's some sort of Incredible Hulk reference I would love to turn into a nickname, but I just don't have the energy to work it out.

They definitely need to develop some sort of Schwarber Signal that gets flashed up on the scoreboard every time he comes to bat.

I think shining a spotlight on the ball perched on top of the Schwarboard^tm would work

[R-V]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

That was me, but it's more of a general term for large beefy men (and lord knows I love me from LBM's) than for Schwarber specifically.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

That was me, but it's more of a general term for large beefy men (and lord knows I love me from LBM's) than for Schwarber specifically.

Kyle is certainly closing the Musclebear Gap quickly.

[Saul Goodman]

http://deadspin.com/kyle-schwarber-was-once-a-high-school-show-choir-stud-1736920341

They need to put that up on the video board after his next HR.

I no longer want to call him Schwabe Ruth. I now want to call him the Purple Pizzazz.

I saw someone call him Meatcake. That's pretty solid.

That was me, but it's more of a general term for large beefy men (and lord knows I love me from LBM's) than for Schwarber specifically.

Kyle is certainly closing the Musclebear Gap quickly.

Kyle could make some nice side cash dancing at Tonker.