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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #555 on: April 13, 2016, 01:58:02 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 13, 2016, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 01:34:29 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 13, 2016, 12:45:45 PM
I've often wondered how situations like this work. Schwarber will have surgery and begin rehabbing his muscles and tendons and all that, but in the meantime...is he allowed to hang out in the clubhouse and dugout? I put myself in his hulking shoes and to me I'd want to be there every waking second.

I think players on the DL are allowed to be in the dugout during games, but can't participate in any sort of on-field activity.

I assume he's just hanging out in the new party room all the time.

He's getting bored and just breaking things.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #556 on: April 13, 2016, 09:22:40 PM »
Quote from: flannj on April 13, 2016, 01:58:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 13, 2016, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 01:34:29 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 13, 2016, 12:45:45 PM
I've often wondered how situations like this work. Schwarber will have surgery and begin rehabbing his muscles and tendons and all that, but in the meantime...is he allowed to hang out in the clubhouse and dugout? I put myself in his hulking shoes and to me I'd want to be there every waking second.

I think players on the DL are allowed to be in the dugout during games, but can't participate in any sort of on-field activity.

I assume he's just hanging out in the new party room all the time.

He's getting bored and just breaking things.

He's going to leave the rehab facility in rubble.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #557 on: November 03, 2016, 10:16:30 AM »
What an unbelievably amazing thing this fucking beast did.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #558 on: November 03, 2016, 11:36:39 AM »
Quote from: SKO on November 03, 2016, 10:16:30 AM
What an unbelievably amazing thing this fucking beast did.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #559 on: November 03, 2016, 05:13:23 PM »
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #560 on: November 04, 2016, 10:10:43 AM »
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #561 on: November 04, 2016, 11:17:15 AM »
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #562 on: November 08, 2016, 09:43:07 AM »
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #563 on: November 08, 2016, 02:20:13 PM »
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #564 on: April 06, 2017, 02:58:10 PM »
That's our big baby boy!
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #565 on: April 06, 2017, 03:30:04 PM »
Our Large Adult Son hath returned
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #566 on: April 06, 2017, 03:47:29 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2017, 03:30:04 PM
Our Large Adult Son hath returned

To once again crush the Cardinals' hopes and dreams with massive taters.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #567 on: April 10, 2017, 01:23:16 PM »
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #568 on: April 10, 2017, 01:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on April 10, 2017, 01:23:16 PM
This was totally readable.

Grant DePorter is a "Cubs historian?" Huh? Huey is goddamn Herodotus, then!

Also, Tom Ricketts' house is on Michigan Ave. in Wilmette. He owns the building(s) directly behind the right field scoreboard.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #569 on: April 10, 2017, 02:54:50 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 10, 2017, 01:46:01 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 10, 2017, 01:23:16 PM
This was totally readable.

Grant DePorter is a "Cubs historian?" Huh? Huey is goddamn Herodotus, then!

Also, Tom Ricketts' house is on Michigan Ave. in Wilmette. He owns the building(s) directly behind the right field scoreboard.

Herodotus, eh? That would explain the surprising number of rocs and Cyclopes in his tales of Cubdom.
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