Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower

[Chuck to Chuck]

The way I see it is you'd demote him to Iowa if you felt he needed to learn something or if he was blocking someone better. Considering Happ is already cooling off and might need to go back himself there's not a ton of organizational depth in the outfield. If you demote Schwarber you're probably playing Bryant every day in left and Javy at 3rd, but Javy largely looks good because Joe picks his spots and his matchups still. When he plays every day he tends to struggle. You're just robbing from Peter to pay Paul.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

You send Schwarber to Iowa and SKO's life will be turned on its head. He'll be stopped on his trips to pick up diapers and beer at the Hy-vee for people to request autographs and photographs with WORLD SERIES HERO KYLE SCHWARBER! Groupies will approach him at the Indianola Arby's as he dines with his family and they will ask him why he  didn't call, oblivious that the real Kyle Schwarber is in fact on a 9-game road trip through Omaha, Colorado Springs and Albuquerque.

Couple that with the fact that it really is a dumb idea, and it's easy to see why he's against it.

I'm dying

TJ confirmed that there is an Arby's in Indianola. That's dedication to the craft.

[Quality Start Machine]

The way I see it is you'd demote him to Iowa if you felt he needed to learn something or if he was blocking someone better. Considering Happ is already cooling off and might need to go back himself there's not a ton of organizational depth in the outfield. If you demote Schwarber you're probably playing Bryant every day in left and Javy at 3rd, but Javy largely looks good because Joe picks his spots and his matchups still. When he plays every day he tends to struggle. You're just robbing from Peter to pay Paul.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

You send Schwarber to Iowa and SKO's life will be turned on its head. He'll be stopped on his trips to pick up diapers and beer at the Hy-vee for people to request autographs and photographs with WORLD SERIES HERO KYLE SCHWARBER! Groupies will approach him at the Indianola Arby's as he dines with his family and they will ask him why he  didn't call, oblivious that the real Kyle Schwarber is in fact on a 9-game road trip through Omaha, Colorado Springs and Albuquerque.

Couple that with the fact that it really is a dumb idea, and it's easy to see why he's against it.

I'm dying

TJ confirmed that there is an Arby's in Indianola. That's dedication to the craft.

I just assumed you see Arby's in Iowa with the same frequency that you see Starbucks on the north side.

[Saul Goodman]

The way I see it is you'd demote him to Iowa if you felt he needed to learn something or if he was blocking someone better. Considering Happ is already cooling off and might need to go back himself there's not a ton of organizational depth in the outfield. If you demote Schwarber you're probably playing Bryant every day in left and Javy at 3rd, but Javy largely looks good because Joe picks his spots and his matchups still. When he plays every day he tends to struggle. You're just robbing from Peter to pay Paul.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

You send Schwarber to Iowa and SKO's life will be turned on its head. He'll be stopped on his trips to pick up diapers and beer at the Hy-vee for people to request autographs and photographs with WORLD SERIES HERO KYLE SCHWARBER! Groupies will approach him at the Indianola Arby's as he dines with his family and they will ask him why he  didn't call, oblivious that the real Kyle Schwarber is in fact on a 9-game road trip through Omaha, Colorado Springs and Albuquerque.

Couple that with the fact that it really is a dumb idea, and it's easy to see why he's against it.

I'm dying

TJ confirmed that there is an Arby's in Indianola. That's dedication to the craft.

And if you'd spotted me "Indianola" and gave me three guesses to come up with the state, I'm not sure I would've landed on Iowa. Impressive. 

[CBStew]

The way I see it is you'd demote him to Iowa if you felt he needed to learn something or if he was blocking someone better. Considering Happ is already cooling off and might need to go back himself there's not a ton of organizational depth in the outfield. If you demote Schwarber you're probably playing Bryant every day in left and Javy at 3rd, but Javy largely looks good because Joe picks his spots and his matchups still. When he plays every day he tends to struggle. You're just robbing from Peter to pay Paul.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

You send Schwarber to Iowa and SKO's life will be turned on its head. He'll be stopped on his trips to pick up diapers and beer at the Hy-vee for people to request autographs and photographs with WORLD SERIES HERO KYLE SCHWARBER! Groupies will approach him at the Indianola Arby's as he dines with his family and they will ask him why he  didn't call, oblivious that the real Kyle Schwarber is in fact on a 9-game road trip through Omaha, Colorado Springs and Albuquerque.

Couple that with the fact that it really is a dumb idea, and it's easy to see why he's against it.

I'm dying

TJ confirmed that there is an Arby's in Indianola. That's dedication to the craft.

And if you'd spotted me "Indianola" and gave me three guesses to come up with the state, I'm not sure I would've landed on Iowa. Impressive. 

I am not as surprised to learn that there is an Arby's in Indianola as I am that there is a place called Indianola.

[Chuck to Chuck]

The way I see it is you'd demote him to Iowa if you felt he needed to learn something or if he was blocking someone better. Considering Happ is already cooling off and might need to go back himself there's not a ton of organizational depth in the outfield. If you demote Schwarber you're probably playing Bryant every day in left and Javy at 3rd, but Javy largely looks good because Joe picks his spots and his matchups still. When he plays every day he tends to struggle. You're just robbing from Peter to pay Paul.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

You send Schwarber to Iowa and SKO's life will be turned on its head. He'll be stopped on his trips to pick up diapers and beer at the Hy-vee for people to request autographs and photographs with WORLD SERIES HERO KYLE SCHWARBER! Groupies will approach him at the Indianola Arby's as he dines with his family and they will ask him why he  didn't call, oblivious that the real Kyle Schwarber is in fact on a 9-game road trip through Omaha, Colorado Springs and Albuquerque.

Couple that with the fact that it really is a dumb idea, and it's easy to see why he's against it.

I'm dying

TJ confirmed that there is an Arby's in Indianola. That's dedication to the craft.

And if you'd spotted me "Indianola" and gave me three guesses to come up with the state, I'm not sure I would've landed on Iowa. Impressive. 

I am not as surprised to learn that there is an Arby's in Indianola as I am that there is a place called Indianola.

Too far south of DesMoines to visit. Ankeny, Urbandale, Johnston and Adair are much more accessible.

[PenFoe]

The way I see it is you'd demote him to Iowa if you felt he needed to learn something or if he was blocking someone better. Considering Happ is already cooling off and might need to go back himself there's not a ton of organizational depth in the outfield. If you demote Schwarber you're probably playing Bryant every day in left and Javy at 3rd, but Javy largely looks good because Joe picks his spots and his matchups still. When he plays every day he tends to struggle. You're just robbing from Peter to pay Paul.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

You send Schwarber to Iowa and SKO's life will be turned on its head. He'll be stopped on his trips to pick up diapers and beer at the Hy-vee for people to request autographs and photographs with WORLD SERIES HERO KYLE SCHWARBER! Groupies will approach him at the Indianola Arby's as he dines with his family and they will ask him why he  didn't call, oblivious that the real Kyle Schwarber is in fact on a 9-game road trip through Omaha, Colorado Springs and Albuquerque.

Couple that with the fact that it really is a dumb idea, and it's easy to see why he's against it.

I'm dying

TJ confirmed that there is an Arby's in Indianola. That's dedication to the craft.

And if you'd spotted me "Indianola" and gave me three guesses to come up with the state, I'm not sure I would've landed on Iowa. Impressive. 

I am not as surprised to learn that there is an Arby's in Indianola as I am that there is a place called Indianola.

It's Texarkana's stupid cousin. 

Which is impressive, in and of itself.

[CBStew]

The way I see it is you'd demote him to Iowa if you felt he needed to learn something or if he was blocking someone better. Considering Happ is already cooling off and might need to go back himself there's not a ton of organizational depth in the outfield. If you demote Schwarber you're probably playing Bryant every day in left and Javy at 3rd, but Javy largely looks good because Joe picks his spots and his matchups still. When he plays every day he tends to struggle. You're just robbing from Peter to pay Paul.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

You send Schwarber to Iowa and SKO's life will be turned on its head. He'll be stopped on his trips to pick up diapers and beer at the Hy-vee for people to request autographs and photographs with WORLD SERIES HERO KYLE SCHWARBER! Groupies will approach him at the Indianola Arby's as he dines with his family and they will ask him why he  didn't call, oblivious that the real Kyle Schwarber is in fact on a 9-game road trip through Omaha, Colorado Springs and Albuquerque.

Couple that with the fact that it really is a dumb idea, and it's easy to see why he's against it.

I'm dying

TJ confirmed that there is an Arby's in Indianola. That's dedication to the craft.

And if you'd spotted me "Indianola" and gave me three guesses to come up with the state, I'm not sure I would've landed on Iowa. Impressive. 

I am not as surprised to learn that there is an Arby's in Indianola as I am that there is a place called Indianola.

Too far south of DesMoines to visit. Ankeny, Urbandale, Johnston and Adair are much more accessible.

I'll see your Ankeny, Urbandale, Johnston and Adair, and raise you a Ross, Hercules, Orinda and Pleasanton.

[J Rod]

The way I see it is you'd demote him to Iowa if you felt he needed to learn something or if he was blocking someone better. Considering Happ is already cooling off and might need to go back himself there's not a ton of organizational depth in the outfield. If you demote Schwarber you're probably playing Bryant every day in left and Javy at 3rd, but Javy largely looks good because Joe picks his spots and his matchups still. When he plays every day he tends to struggle. You're just robbing from Peter to pay Paul.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

Somebody rang?

[SKO]

Well, Yellon just came out in favor of a demotion. Decided he'd had enough of SKO's logic and switched to mine.

Funeral services for Chuck Gitles at Shalom Memorial, 10 AM Thursday.

FYCAL

[Armchair_QB]

Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to enjoy watching Schwarber destroy Cardinal pitching for the next 15 years or so.

[Saul Goodman]

Down to Iowa with our large adult son.

[Quality Start Machine]

Down to Iowa with our large adult son.

He'll go scatter the ashes of pitchers' souls for a few weeks and come back to win us the goddamn pennant.

[Oleg]

Down to Iowa with our large adult son.

So...Chuck was...right?  Shut 'er down, folks.

[SKO]

Down to Iowa with our large adult son.

So...Chuck was...right?  Shut 'er down, folks.

Big day for Chuck, his long time dream of seeing a beloved Cubs player humbled and sent to the minors achieved.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Down to Iowa with our large adult son.

So...Chuck was...right?  Shut 'er down, folks.

I was less right than .171/.295/.378/.673   was wrong.

Big day for Chuck, his long time dream of seeing a beloved Cubs player humbled and sent to the minors achieved.

Just happy for you that your anger can be redirected at me.