Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower

[Bort]

Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.

This is, literally, the nicest thing Fork has ever said about me.

Unfortunately, it feels too good to say FYC, so I'm afraid Fork's reasoning comes up short.

[Quality Start Machine]

Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.

This is, literally, the nicest thing Fork has ever said about me.

Unfortunately, it feels too good to say FYC, so I'm afraid Fork's reasoning comes up short.

There's very little Oleg can reach for successfully, so let's give him something to stand on here.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.

This is, literally, the nicest thing Fork has ever said about me.

Unfortunately, it feels too good to say FYC, so I'm afraid Fork's reasoning comes up short.

There's very little Oleg can reach for successfully, so let's give him something to stand on here.

He can stand on Schwarber's glove as Schwarber doesn't need it.

[Quality Start Machine]

Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.

This is, literally, the nicest thing Fork has ever said about me.

Unfortunately, it feels too good to say FYC, so I'm afraid Fork's reasoning comes up short.

There's very little Oleg can reach for successfully, so let's give him something to stand on here.

He can stand on Schwarber's glove as Schwarber doesn't need it.

This seems forced, like when the NY Dolls "reunited" and it was all pretty lackluster. The classic version stands well on its own.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.

This is, literally, the nicest thing Fork has ever said about me.

Unfortunately, it feels too good to say FYC, so I'm afraid Fork's reasoning comes up short.

There's very little Oleg can reach for successfully, so let's give him something to stand on here.

He can stand on Schwarber's glove as Schwarber doesn't need it.

This seems forced, like when the NY Dolls "reunited" and it was all pretty lackluster. The classic version stands well on its own.

Weak SKObait.

[SKO]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

[Saul Goodman]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

Is there anything Iowa can't do?

[Bort]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

Is there anything Iowa can't do?

Keep a racist out of Congress?

[SKO]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

Is there anything Iowa can't do?

Keep a racist out of Congress?

Thanks for checking in, Mr, uh, *squints* South...Carolina?

[Saul Goodman]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

Is there anything Iowa can't do?

Keep a racist out of Congress?

Thanks for checking in, Mr, uh, *squints* South...Carolina?

Oh so Steve King isn't racist then, glad we cleared that up.

[Bort]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

Is there anything Iowa can't do?

Keep a racist out of Congress?

Thanks for checking in, Mr, uh, *squints* South...Carolina?

Oh so Steve King isn't racist then, glad we cleared that up.

No, no. SKO is right. Racists only come from one place.

[SKO]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

Is there anything Iowa can't do?

Keep a racist out of Congress?

Thanks for checking in, Mr, uh, *squints* South...Carolina?

Oh so Steve King isn't racist then, glad we cleared that up.

No, no. SKO is right. Racists only come from one place.

They do only come from one place...the darkness of the human soul amirite

[SKO]

Our beautiful baseball boy

[SKO]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

this is now .266/.357/.582, 144, .393, and 24 in 300 PA.

For this year alone:

.302/.413/.635, 183 wRC+, .444 wOBA

[Quality Start Machine]

Kyle since his return from Iowa:

.253/.345/.550, 132 wRC+, .376 wOBA, 21 dingers in 284 PA. That's a 40 HR pace in a full season of ~550 PA.

this is now .266/.357/.582, 144, .393, and 24 in 300 PA.

For this year alone:

.302/.413/.635, 183 wRC+, .444 wOBA

Meanwhile, Oleg's beloved Chris Archer has been getting his tits lit.

FYO, indeed.