Jack Pish, Bollocks Recruit

[Tonker]

Don't bother.  If Tom Clancy hadn't undoubtedly made a shedload of cash out of this travesty, he'd be spinning in his grave.  Chris Pine is totally unconvincing (maybe Dane Cook would have been the smart choice?), Ken Branagh has no fucking shame, apparently, and Keira Knightley can fuck right off - I actively wanted her to die.  Kevin Costner is watchable.

The Bourne trilogy (especially "Ultimatum") did this kind of thing way, way better.

Man, I don't half watch a lot of shitty films.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

(maybe Dane Cook would have been the smart choice?)

Very nice.

Kevin Costner is watchable.

Oh, man... You're just actively begging for it, aren't you?

[CBStew]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

[Tonker]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It's right there in the thread title, Stew: "Jack Pish, Bollocks Recruit".  At least, I think that's what it was called: it's the only title that makes sense.

[Tonker]

(maybe Dane Cook would have been the smart choice?)

Very nice.

Kevin Costner is watchable.

Oh, man... You're just actively begging for it, aren't you?

You haven't seen the other film review I posted this morning, then?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

(maybe Dane Cook would have been the smart choice?)

Very nice.

Kevin Costner is watchable.

Oh, man... You're just actively begging for it, aren't you?

You haven't seen the other film review I posted this morning, then?

I have.

[Tonker]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  KEVIN COSTNER WASN'T THE PROBLEM HERE!

[Quality Start Machine]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  KEVIN COSTNER WASN'T THE PROBLEM HERE!

Best Robin Hood ever.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  KEVIN COSTNER WASN'T THE PROBLEM HERE!

Best Robin Hood ever.

Just showed Eldest Murton Bull Durham last night. Actually had forgotten Costner was good in that.

[Bort]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  KEVIN COSTNER WASN'T THE PROBLEM HERE!

Best Robin Hood ever.

THE BEST ROBIN HOOD WAS THAT FOX IN THE DISNEY ONE AND I HAVE SEVERAL HASTILY DRAWN PIE CHARTS ON NAPKINS TO PROVE IT N

[Bort]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  KEVIN COSTNER WASN'T THE PROBLEM HERE!

Best Robin Hood ever.

Just showed Eldest Murton Bull Durham last night. Actually had forgotten Costner was good in that.

DPD.

The more directly the movie is about playing baseball, the better Costner is.

[flannj]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  KEVIN COSTNER WASN'T THE PROBLEM HERE!

Best Robin Hood ever.

Just showed Eldest Murton Bull Durham last night. Actually had forgotten Costner was good in that.

DPD.

The more directly the movie is about playing baseball, the better Costner is.

Waterworld was about baseball?

[Chuck to Chuck]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  KEVIN COSTNER WASN'T THE PROBLEM HERE!

Best Robin Hood ever.

Just showed Eldest Murton Bull Durham last night. Actually had forgotten Costner was good in that.

DPD.

The more directly the movie is about playing baseball, the better Costner is.

Until he tries it a third time. He even made me dislike Vin Scully for a few minutes.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I appreciate the warning.  But it does me no good if I don't know the name of the movie that I am going to avoid.

It might not hurt to just avoid Kevin Costner movies in general.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!  KEVIN COSTNER WASN'T THE PROBLEM HERE!

Best Robin Hood ever.

Just showed Eldest Murton Bull Durham last night. Actually had forgotten Costner was good in that.

DPD.

The more directly the movie is about playing baseball, the better Costner is.

a) Bull Durham is good, but not necessarily because of Costner

b) Field of Dreams is bogus