DA HAWKS SIGNING DA RUNNING MAN, BOWSTINKISTERRIBLE 2014-2015

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It's a shame Patrick Sharp is from Ontario and not Venezuela, that he plays hockey and not baseball  25 to 30 years too late, and he kind of sucks now, no?

So can anyone tell me what "blog" Sharp is thinking of "suing"?  Is it Bernstein?  TCI?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It's a shame Patrick Sharp is from Ontario and not Venezuela, that he plays hockey and not baseball  25 to 30 years too late, and he kind of sucks now, no?

So can anyone tell me what "blog" Sharp is thinking of "suing"?  Is it Bernstein?  TCI?

That bagged-fart-on-a-pair-of-shoulders David Diehl?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It's a shame Patrick Sharp is from Ontario and not Venezuela, that he plays hockey and not baseball  25 to 30 years too late, and he kind of sucks now, no?

So can anyone tell me what "blog" Sharp is thinking of "suing"?  Is it Bernstein?  TCI?

That bagged-fart-on-a-pair-of-shoulders David Diehl?

This?

[CT III]

It's a shame Patrick Sharp is from Ontario and not Venezuela, that he plays hockey and not baseball  25 to 30 years too late, and he kind of sucks now, no?

So can anyone tell me what "blog" Sharp is thinking of "suing"?  Is it Bernstein?  TCI?

That bagged-fart-on-a-pair-of-shoulders David Diehl?

This?

He's gonna take on Sports Mockery AND Modern Family?

Good luck.

[cindysandberg]

Sharpie:

Call me.