2014-15 Bulls "Shit is Getting Real" Thread

[InternetApex]

Holy shit, that's mesmerizing.

He's back in top form then. Nobody can guard Derrick Rose and vice versa.

[CT III]

Especially with Noah blocking like a pulling guard for him.

[InternetApex]

In light of the indeterminate Kevin Love injury and J.R. Smith sunspension I'm going to have to adjust my Cavs/Bulls prediction from "Cleveland in Four!" to "Fuck if I know. What time do the Cubs play today?"

It's going to be a tough, physical, entertaining series. I expect several fights and suspensions due to the Bulls turning into a bunch of gobby cunts whenever LeBron shows up and starts dongwhipping their entire roster. I look forward to flipping over between Cubs innings to see how it all plays out.

[Eli]

In light of the indeterminate Kevin Love injury and J.R. Smith sunspension I'm going to have to adjust my Cavs/Bulls prediction from "Cleveland in Four!" to "Fuck if I know. What time do the Cubs play today?"

It's going to be a tough, physical, entertaining series. I expect several fights and suspensions due to the Bulls turning into a bunch of gobby cunts whenever LeBron shows up and starts dongwhipping their entire roster. I look forward to flipping over between Cubs innings to see how it all plays out.

I believe it's spelled "glorbby."

[SKO]

In light of the indeterminate Kevin Love injury and J.R. Smith sunspension I'm going to have to adjust my Cavs/Bulls prediction from "Cleveland in Four!" to "Fuck if I know. What time do the Cubs play today?"

It's going to be a tough, physical, entertaining series. I expect several fights and suspensions due to the Bulls turning into a bunch of gobby cunts whenever LeBron shows up and starts dongwhipping their entire roster. I look forward to flipping over between Cubs innings to see how it all plays out.

I believe it's spelled "glorbby."

I seen this.

[PenFoe]

In light of the indeterminate Kevin Love injury and J.R. Smith sunspension I'm going to have to adjust my Cavs/Bulls prediction from "Cleveland in Four!" to "Fuck if I know. What time do the Cubs play today?"

It's going to be a tough, physical, entertaining series. I expect several fights and suspensions due to the Bulls turning into a bunch of gobby cunts whenever LeBron shows up and starts dongwhipping their entire roster. I look forward to flipping over between Cubs innings to see how it all plays out.

Kevin Love officially out for the series.

[Eli]

I still think the Cavs should be the favorites against the Bulls. It's definitely more interesting now though.

[Quality Start Machine]

In light of the indeterminate Kevin Love injury and J.R. Smith sunspension I'm going to have to adjust my Cavs/Bulls prediction from "Cleveland in Four!" to "Fuck if I know. What time do the Cubs play today?"

It's going to be a tough, physical, entertaining series. I expect several fights and suspensions due to the Bulls turning into a bunch of gobby cunts whenever LeBron shows up and starts dongwhipping their entire roster. I look forward to flipping over between Cubs innings to see how it all plays out.

I believe it's spelled "glorbby."

It's spelled GLORBANZO BEANZ

[Slaky]

I still think the Cavs should be the favorites against the Bulls. It's definitely more interesting now though.

After last night's performance and the apparently newfound unstoppability of Khris Don't Spell it Chris Middleton I just don't see how they're gonna stop Lebron. Love or no.

Cavs in four

[Chuck to Chuck]

I still think the Cavs should be the favorites against the Bulls. It's definitely more interesting now though.

After last night's performance and the apparently newfound unstoppability of Khris Don't Spell it Chris Middleton I just don't see how they're gonna stop Lebron. Love or no.

Cavs in four

Agreed. The Bucks won't put up much of a fight.

[InternetApex]

I still think the Cavs should be the favorites against the Bulls. It's definitely more interesting now though.

After last night's performance and the apparently newfound unstoppability of Khris Don't Spell it Chris Middleton I just don't see how they're gonna stop Lebron. Love or no.

Cavs in four

Agreed. The Bucks won't put up much of a fight.

*Curtis Enis in the end zone modeling pose*

[PenFoe]

Josh Smith also suspended for the first two games of the next series.

If the Bulls could stop dicking around, this is the best chance they'll have to beat a LeBron-led team. 

I still don't think they will, but it should be their best shot for a while.

[InternetApex]

Josh Smith also suspended for the first two games of the next series.

If the Bulls could stop dicking around, this is the best chance they'll have to beat a LeBron-led team.  

I still don't think they will, but it should be their best shot for a while.

I don't know about that. LeBron is now on the other side of 30. In two or three years, he will probably be leading teams all Magic Johnson like but won't be LeBron Damn James, Cyborg, Cobra Dick, Destroyer of Dreams. Hang in there.

Or maybe he'll ditch Cleveland again and go to the Spurs where he'll win titles until he's 60.

[PenFoe]

Josh Smith also suspended for the first two games of the next series.

If the Bulls could stop dicking around, this is the best chance they'll have to beat a LeBron-led team.  

I still don't think they will, but it should be their best shot for a while.

I don't know about that. LeBron is now on the other side of 30. In two or three years, he will probably be leading teams all Magic Johnson like but won't be LeBron Damn James, Cyborg, Cobra Dick, Destroyer of Dreams. Hang in there.

Or maybe he'll ditch Cleveland again and go to the Spurs where he'll win titles until he's 60.

Yeah, I should have clarified that I meant a "LeBron in his prime" team. 

I'll still root hard when the Bulls beat him as he's hobbling around on one leg in 8 years, but it won't have quite the glory that this could have.

[InternetApex]

Josh Smith also suspended for the first two games of the next series.

If the Bulls could stop dicking around, this is the best chance they'll have to beat a LeBron-led team.  

I still don't think they will, but it should be their best shot for a while.

I don't know about that. LeBron is now on the other side of 30. In two or three years, he will probably be leading teams all Magic Johnson like but won't be LeBron Damn James, Cyborg, Cobra Dick, Destroyer of Dreams. Hang in there.

Or maybe he'll ditch Cleveland again and go to the Spurs where he'll win titles until he's 60.

Yeah, I should have clarified that I meant a "LeBron in his prime" team. 

I'll still root hard when the Bulls beat him as he's hobbling around on one leg in 8 years, but it won't have quite the glory that this could have.

Like watching Jordan clusterfuck his way through Washington en route to his hilarious failure in Charlotte, my dick still feels the playoff punches of yesteryear, and I'm not soothed.