Bearbonnais 2014: Emstink's Evil Plan Hatches In Earnest

[InternetApex]

I don't understand why "Hatches in Earnest" is gay. Or not gay.

Because it's inside Earnest, which is a dude's name. And if it's hatching it's likely some sort of egg, which would require male fertilization. If that's not gay, I don't know what the fuck even is anymore.

EDIT: I now realize that nobody spells it "Earnest" since around the turn of the century. It's always "Ernest" now. So it's a bit of a stretch (||). 

This feels like really abusing your own thing.

An egg doesn't hatch inside a person. It gets laid (or fertilized) and then hatches outside, or not at all.

You win. (||) redacted.

[PenFoe]

I don't understand why "Hatches in Earnest" is gay. Or not gay.

Because it's inside Earnest, which is a dude's name. And if it's hatching it's likely some sort of egg, which would require male fertilization. If that's not gay, I don't know what the fuck even is anymore.

EDIT: I now realize that nobody spells it "Earnest" since around the turn of the century. It's always "Ernest" now. So it's a bit of a stretch (||). 

This feels like really abusing your own thing.

An egg doesn't hatch inside a person. It gets laid (or fertilized) and then hatches outside, or not at all.

You win. (||) redacted.

Okay, carry on with the Bears talk.

[SKO]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

[InternetApex]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

[PenFoe]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

[Slaky]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

[SKO]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

So that's a no! Thank you, Only Site.

[Yeti]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

Well, SKO is going to be the father to all his nieces/nephews, so I'm sure he can scrounge one up

[Tony]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

So that's a no! Thank you, Only Site.

I went to Browns training camp once while visiting family in Cleveland. The football players were big and mean looking and they were running around and catching passes and tackling and I was 7 and it was awesome.

[Quality Start Machine]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

So that's a no! Thank you, Only Site.

I went to Browns training camp once while visiting family in Cleveland. The football players were big and mean looking and they were running around and catching passes and tackling and I was 7 and it was awesome.

I used to go to the same titty bar as half the Giants.

[PenFoe]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

So that's a no! Thank you, Only Site.

I went to Browns training camp once while visiting family in Cleveland. The football players were big and mean looking and they were running around and catching passes and tackling and I was 7 and it was awesome.

I used to go to the same titty bar as half the Giants.

Were they impressed with your breasts?

[Richard Chuggar]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

So that's a no! Thank you, Only Site.

I went to Browns training camp once while visiting family in Cleveland. The football players were big and mean looking and they were running around and catching passes and tackling and I was 7 and it was awesome.

I used to go to the same titty bar as half the Giants.

Were they impressed with your breasts?

How quickly did your boner recover after premature ejaculation compared to Jeff Hostetler?

[PenFoe]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

So that's a no! Thank you, Only Site.

I went to Browns training camp once while visiting family in Cleveland. The football players were big and mean looking and they were running around and catching passes and tackling and I was 7 and it was awesome.

I used to go to the same titty bar as half the Giants.

Were they impressed with your breasts?

How quickly did your boner recover after premature ejaculation compared to Jeff Hostetler?

Wind pants, duder.

[Quality Start Machine]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

So that's a no! Thank you, Only Site.

I went to Browns training camp once while visiting family in Cleveland. The football players were big and mean looking and they were running around and catching passes and tackling and I was 7 and it was awesome.

I used to go to the same titty bar as half the Giants.

Were they impressed with your breasts?

How quickly did your boner recover after premature ejaculation compared to Jeff Hostetler?

Wind pants, duder.

I was busy trying to elbow Jumbo Elliott away from the buffet.

[Tony]

Has anyone here ever actually gone to camp? Is it at all worth the hassle?

I can think of no possible scenario in which it would be worth dealing with the drive, the heat, the meatballs and the stigma of watching athletes practice sports as an adult unless you were working. I realize you have a blog, but if you don't manage to monetize the work in some way, I'd seriously consider abandoning this idea.

Or if you did it because you wanted to add more value to your content in hopes of attracting readership that could eventually lead to something tangible, that might make it remotely ok.

I can't speak for Boubonnais, but I went to Flagstaff one year for the Cardinals camp. Other than the main attraction of getting out of the Phoenix heat, it was moderately cool to see.  I went for a scrimmage, so it wasn't just watching guys doing drills.

I couldn't imagine going frequently, but once was okay.

It's probably cool for a kid. SKO do you have a kid? Maybe you can steal someone else's kid

So that's a no! Thank you, Only Site.

I went to Browns training camp once while visiting family in Cleveland. The football players were big and mean looking and they were running around and catching passes and tackling and I was 7 and it was awesome.

I used to go to the same titty bar as half the Giants.

Were they impressed with your breasts?

How quickly did your boner recover after premature ejaculation compared to Jeff Hostetler?

Wind pants, duder.

I was busy trying to elbow Jumbo Elliott away from the buffet.