The Fuck Edwin Jackson Anti-Positivity Thread

[PenFoe]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

[BH]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

Occam's razor.

[SKO]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

I just wanted an excuse to refer to Apex, Arbiter of When It is Okay To Wish Death on Someone On the Internet, because this: http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6812.msg184032#msg184032 is still one of my all time favorite Desipio exchanges.

[InternetApex]

Curt Schilling's buttcancer of the mouth is funny.

[Slaky]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

Occam's razor.

Murphy's razor

[CBStew]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

Occam's razor.

Murphy's razor

Schrodinger's cat.

[PenFoe]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

Occam's razor.

Murphy's razor

Schrodinger's cat.

Planck's constant

[InternetApex]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

Occam's razor.

Murphy's razor

Schrodinger's cat.

Planck's constant

Kafka's Mice

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

Occam's razor.

Murphy's razor

Schrodinger's cat.

Planck's constant

Kafka's Mice

Chekhov's gun

[Richard Chuggar]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

Occam's razor.

Murphy's razor

Schrodinger's cat.

Planck's constant

Kafka's Mice

Chekhov's gun

Mike Hunt

what are we doing here?

[BH]

Cubs put Edlose on the 15-day DL with a "lat" injury.

Hope it's Lat Cancer and he's dying.

Hold it one fucking second man. First Apex has to rule whether that's a funny cancer or not.

Ehh...my dad died of cancer, I can make any cancer joke I want.

Same with being Jewish.

It's sharia rule or something.

Occam's razor.

Murphy's razor

Schrodinger's cat.

Planck's constant

Kafka's Mice

Chekhov's gun

Mike Hunt

what are we doing here?

Todd's Exposed Timber

[PenFoe]

In the midst of all this wonderful prospect splooging, I don't want to lose sight of fuck this guy. 

[Saul Goodman]

In the midst of all this wonderful prospect splooging, I don't want to lose sight of fuck this guy. 

Fuck his work performance.  By most accounts it sounds like the other players like having him around.

[PenFoe]

In the midst of all this wonderful prospect splooging, I don't want to lose sight of fuck this guy. 

Fuck his work performance.  By most accounts it sounds like the other players like having him around.

Great.

Fuck that.

[Brownie]

In the midst of all this wonderful prospect splooging, I don't want to lose sight of fuck this guy. 

Fuck his work performance.  By most accounts it sounds like the other players like having him around.

Great.

Fuck that.

He can sit in the bleachers with Dempster once they complete the bleachers. Until then, he can join the disgruntled out-of-work bleacherites in being out of work and not going to games.