Spend Ricketts Money: Free Agents

[Chuck to Chuck]

Crazy Rumor Guy's current free agent rankings.

I'm in for #1 and #2.  At $20mm per year each, payroll in 2015 would be right at $100mm.

[PenFoe]

Crazy Rumor Guy's current free agent rankings.

I'm in for #1 and #2.  At $20mm per year each, payroll in 2015 would be right at $100mm.

I'll also sign up for Scherzer and Lester and you can pencil me in for Melky as well if they can get him on a 2-3 year deal, which is probably unlikely.

And if they want the Cuban (the guy on this list, not the guy that everyone scouted last week) that's fine too.

[Shooter]

Crazy Rumor Guy's current free agent rankings.

I'm in for #1 and #2.  At $20mm per year each, payroll in 2015 would be right at $100mm.

Scherzer already turned down $144 for six years. Do you think he plans on coming down from that number?

[Powdered Toast Man]

Crazy Rumor Guy's current free agent rankings.

I'm in for #1 and #2.  At $20mm per year each, payroll in 2015 would be right at $100mm.

I'll also sign up for Scherzer and Lester and you can pencil me in for Melky as well if they can get him on a 2-3 year deal, which is probably unlikely.

And if they want the Cuban (the guy on this list, not the guy that everyone scouted last week) that's fine too.

I think I could really get down with a Yosmani Tomas signing.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Crazy Rumor Guy's current free agent rankings.

I'm in for #1 and #2.  At $20mm per year each, payroll in 2015 would be right at $100mm.

Scherzer already turned down $144 for six years. Do you think he plans on coming down from that number?

I don't care. At both of them at $25mm per year, that's still a payroll less than what they had in 2010.

By $34mm.

[Saul Goodman]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

[PenFoe]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

Because we're been talking about it in another thread?

[Saul Goodman]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

Because we're been talking about it in another thread?

Oh that's right, because you closely monitor all the threads.

[PenFoe]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

Because we're been talking about it in another thread?

Oh that's right, because you closely monitor all the threads.

I actually just click "Show unread posts since last visit" and then I read those.

Unless they're about TV shows, movies, politics, hockey, video games...

[Bort]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

Because we're been talking about it in another thread?

Oh that's right, because you closely monitor all the threads.

I actually just click "Show unread posts since last visit" and then I read those.

Unless they're about TV shows, movies, politics, hockey, video games...

Really, Pen is here to talk about craft beer and make fun of Cutler.

[Slaky]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

Because we're been talking about it in another thread?

Oh that's right, because you closely monitor all the threads.

I actually just click "Show unread posts since last visit" and then I read those.

Unless they're about TV shows, movies, politics, hockey, video games...

And you make it look so easy.

[PenFoe]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

Because we're been talking about it in another thread?

Oh that's right, because you closely monitor all the threads.

I actually just click "Show unread posts since last visit" and then I read those.

Unless they're about TV shows, movies, politics, hockey, video games...

Really, Pen is here to talk about craft beer and make fun of Cutler.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

Because we're been talking about it in another thread?

Oh that's right, because you closely monitor all the threads.

I actually just click "Show unread posts since last visit" and then I read those.

Unless they're about TV shows, movies, politics, hockey, video games...

Really, Pen is here to talk about craft beer and make fun of Cutler.

Dominant male monkey motherfucker.

[JD]

Fuck it's silent in here.  WHY AREN'T THE CUBS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING

Because we're been talking about it in another thread?

Oh that's right, because you closely monitor all the threads.

I actually just click "Show unread posts since last visit" and then I read those.

Unless they're about TV shows, movies, politics, hockey, video games...

Really, Pen is here to talk about craft beer and make fun of Cutler.

Whatever happened to Nicky Katt?  He's certainly better than Joaquin Phoenix.