Addison Russell's Barry Larkin-esque 2040 HOF Primer Thread

[PenFoe]

8 homers in your last 68 ABs gets you your own thread, fella. 

[Saul Goodman]

Hasn't anyone told you? Prospects don't work out, man.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Hasn't anyone told you? Prospects don't work out, man.

He's still alive.

[Slaky]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

[SKO]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

:(

[Richard Chuggar]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

[PenFoe]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

"Word"

It says it right there in the post.

[Slaky]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/8/4/5968049/avier-baez-prospect-cubs-starlin-castro

[Richard Chuggar]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/8/4/5968049/avier-baez-prospect-cubs-starlin-castro

That fuckin guy is your source? 
Might as well be Alf with nuggets like these: https://twitter.com/sahadevsharma/status/495031653442813952

[PenFoe]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/8/4/5968049/avier-baez-prospect-cubs-starlin-castro

That fuckin guy is your source? 
Might as well be Alf with nuggets like these: https://twitter.com/sahadevsharma/status/495031653442813952

So....a couple things here:

1. Marc Normandin and Sahadev Sharma are not only very, very different names, they're entirely different people.
2. Sahadev Sharma is probably a top 3-5 "People you should listen to about the Cubs." 

[SKO]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/8/4/5968049/avier-baez-prospect-cubs-starlin-castro

That fuckin guy is your source? 
Might as well be Alf with nuggets like these: https://twitter.com/sahadevsharma/status/495031653442813952

So....a couple things here:

1. Marc Normandin and Sahadev Sharma are not only very, very different names, they're entirely different people.
2. Sahadev Sharma is probably a top 3-5 "People you should listen to about the Cubs." 

Pssh. Dubbs doesn't believe in quoting people from the internet, man. He gets all the news coach wants him to here between "sessions".

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/8/4/5968049/avier-baez-prospect-cubs-starlin-castro

That fuckin guy is your source? 
Might as well be Alf with nuggets like these: https://twitter.com/sahadevsharma/status/495031653442813952

So....a couple things here:

1. Marc Normandin and Sahadev Sharma are not only very, very different names, they're entirely different people.
2. Sahadev Sharma is probably a top 3-5 "People you should listen to about the Cubs." 

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/8/4/5968049/avier-baez-prospect-cubs-starlin-castro

That fuckin guy is your source? 
Might as well be Alf with nuggets like these: https://twitter.com/sahadevsharma/status/495031653442813952

So....a couple things here:

1. Marc Normandin and Sahadev Sharma are not only very, very different names, they're entirely different people.
2. Sahadev Sharma is probably a top 3-5 "People you should listen to about the Cubs." 

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

I always though if IAN wanted to actually be funny while being ethnically insensitive instead of just unfunny and ignorant, he'd be all like, "Sahadev?  We're talking baseball not cricket"

[SKO]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/8/4/5968049/avier-baez-prospect-cubs-starlin-castro

That fuckin guy is your source? 
Might as well be Alf with nuggets like these: https://twitter.com/sahadevsharma/status/495031653442813952

So....a couple things here:

1. Marc Normandin and Sahadev Sharma are not only very, very different names, they're entirely different people.
2. Sahadev Sharma is probably a top 3-5 "People you should listen to about the Cubs." 

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

I always though if IAN wanted to actually be funny while being ethnically insensitive instead of just unfunny and ignorant, he'd be all like, "Sahadev?  We're talking baseball not cricket"

IANs not sure what crickets have to do with baseball but they sound nice while he's drifting off to sleep at night on his fanboat.

[InternetApex]

Word is he'll stay in AA all year and play winter ball.

So the joyful positive for Addison Russell will not head to Iowa.

says who?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/8/4/5968049/avier-baez-prospect-cubs-starlin-castro

That fuckin guy is your source? 
Might as well be Alf with nuggets like these: https://twitter.com/sahadevsharma/status/495031653442813952

So....a couple things here:

1. Marc Normandin and Sahadev Sharma are not only very, very different names, they're entirely different people.
2. Sahadev Sharma is probably a top 3-5 "People you should listen to about the Cubs." 

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

I always though if IAN wanted to actually be funny while being ethnically insensitive instead of just unfunny and ignorant, he'd be all like, "Sahadev?  We're talking baseball not cricket"

IANs not sure what crickets have to do with baseball but they sound nice while he's drifting off to sleep at night on his fanboat.

I just laughed all loud and shit at work.