2014 General NFL Thread

[InternetApex]

What in the fuck, Packers?

Could you stop trying to be so fucking gross for two seconds, Wisconsin?

You keep being you, Wisconsin.

    "Big Mother" pretzel bun
    1/2 pound of ground venison
    1/2 pound of ground bacon
    1/2 pound of certified Angus beef
    Crispy fried onions
    Jalapeno smoked bacon
    Lettuce
    Six slices of tomatoes
    Pickles
    Secret sauce
    Housemade jalapeno cheese (jalapenos, multiple cheddars and BBQ sauce)

I might have just a taste of that to make sure it's not poison.

[Eli]

    "Big Mother" pretzel bun
    1/2 pound of ground venison
    1/2 pound of ground bacon
    1/2 pound of certified Angus beef
    Crispy fried onions
    Jalapeno smoked bacon
    Lettuce
    Six slices of tomatoes
    Pickles
    Secret sauce
    Housemade jalapeno cheese (jalapenos, multiple cheddars and BBQ sauce)

OK, now they're just being over the top.

[flannj]

   "Big Mother" pretzel bun
   1/2 pound of ground venison
   1/2 pound of ground bacon
   1/2 pound of certified Angus beef
   Crispy fried onions
   Jalapeno smoked bacon
   Lettuce
   Six slices of tomatoes
   Pickles
   Secret sauce
   Housemade jalapeno cheese (jalapenos, multiple cheddars and BBQ sauce)

OK, now they're just being over the top.

January tomatoes in Wisconsin are the best tomatoes.

(I was so tempted to type "omtates")

[InternetApex]

That was an incomplete pass. For real. Get the fuck out of my face.

[SKO]

That was an incomplete pass. For real. Get the fuck out of my face.

Agreed. Still think the rule is dumb but as long as it is the rule it was the right call.

[Eli]

That was an incomplete pass. For real. Get the fuck out of my face.

Agreed. Still think the rule is dumb but as long as it is the rule it was the right call.

Even by the rule, how is taking two steps and diving for the end zone not considered a "football move?" It didn't seem to me like going to the ground was really a part of the catch process.

[SKO]

That was an incomplete pass. For real. Get the fuck out of my face.

Agreed. Still think the rule is dumb but as long as it is the rule it was the right call.

Even by the rule, how is taking two steps and diving for the end zone not considered a "football move?" It didn't seem to me like going to the ground was really a part of the catch process.

It looked to me like he bobbled it right when he hit the ground and then again when he was rolling into the end zone, but I only watched it twice from somewhat of a distance on a tv at the restaurant I was at. It looked to me like the right call.

[Yeti]

That was an incomplete pass. For real. Get the fuck out of my face.

Agreed. Still think the rule is dumb but as long as it is the rule it was the right call.

Even by the rule, how is taking two steps and diving for the end zone not considered a "football move?" It didn't seem to me like going to the ground was really a part of the catch process.

It looked to me like he bobbled it right when he hit the ground and then again when he was rolling into the end zone, but I only watched it twice from somewhat of a distance on a tv at the restaurant I was at. It looked to me like the right call.

Most BDubs have a large projection screen, though.

[InternetApex]

That was an incomplete pass. For real. Get the fuck out of my face.

Agreed. Still think the rule is dumb but as long as it is the rule it was the right call.

Even by the rule, how is taking two steps and diving for the end zone not considered a "football move?" It didn't seem to me like going to the ground was really a part of the catch process.

It looked to me like he bobbled it right when he hit the ground and then again when he was rolling into the end zone, but I only watched it twice from somewhat of a distance on a tv at the restaurant I was at. It looked to me like the right call.

If the football move that he decided to make was to go to the ground - don't believe it, I think he was falling - he opens himself up to that rule, which everybody should know about because it happens almost every game now. The same thing happened on the interception reversal in Seattle Saturday night. The. Same. Damn. Thing.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

That was an incomplete pass. For real. Get the fuck out of my face.

Agreed. Still think the rule is dumb but as long as it is the rule it was the right call.

Even by the rule, how is taking two steps and diving for the end zone not considered a "football move?" It didn't seem to me like going to the ground was really a part of the catch process.

It looked to me like he bobbled it right when he hit the ground and then again when he was rolling into the end zone, but I only watched it twice from somewhat of a distance on a tv at the restaurant I was at. It looked to me like the right call.

If the football move that he decided to make was to go to the ground - don't believe it, I think he was falling - he opens himself up to that rule, which everybody should know about because it happens almost every game now. The same thing happened on the interception reversal in Seattle Saturday night. The. Same. Damn. Thing.

Can't fault Bryant for reaching for the goal line but shit--if only he had curled his shoulder under and fallen under the ball then....


....Aaron Rodgers still would've just driven the field for the game-winning FG.

[InternetApex]

Between the Packers' epic meltdown and the Colts' decisive ball crushing at the hands of their hated rivals, yesterday was nearly enough to redeem this entire abortion of a football season for me. Then there's the fact that I correctly picked both games and stand ready to collect enough money in my playoff point spread pool to buy a new wireless car vac.  I just need to pick the Super Bowl right vs. the spread and I'm golden.

Schadenfreude is a helluva drug.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Between the Packers' epic meltdown and the Colts' decisive ball crushing at the hands of their hated rivals, yesterday was nearly enough to redeem this entire abortion of a football season for me. Then there's the fact that I correctly picked both games and stand ready to collect enough money in my playoff point spread pool to buy a new wireless car vac.  I just need to pick the Super Bowl right vs. the spread and I'm golden.

Schadenfreude is a helluva drug.

Big pool.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Between the Packers' epic meltdown and the Colts' decisive ball crushing at the hands of their hated rivals, yesterday was nearly enough to redeem this entire abortion of a football season for me. Then there's the fact that I correctly picked both games and stand ready to collect enough money in my playoff point spread pool to buy a new wireless car vac.  I just need to pick the Super Bowl right vs. the spread and I'm golden.

Schadenfreude is a helluva drug.

I thought the spread was Seattle (-7.5).  Are you saying you got a line for 5.5 or less?  If so, you've got an extremely charitable bookie methinks.

[Brownie]

Between the Packers' epic meltdown and the Colts' decisive ball crushing at the hands of their hated rivals, yesterday was nearly enough to redeem this entire abortion of a football season for me. Then there's the fact that I correctly picked both games and stand ready to collect enough money in my playoff point spread pool to buy a new wireless car vac.  I just need to pick the Super Bowl right vs. the spread and I'm golden.

Schadenfreude is a helluva drug.

I thought the spread was Seattle (-7.5).  Are you saying you got a line for 5.5 or less?  If so, you've got an extremely charitable bookie methinks.

I think he took the team with the nice, cuddly, small town fans and the quarterback, who unlike Jay Cutler is all nice with the media after ball-crushing chokejobs in which he managed just 1 TD and 2 INTs +7.5.

[InternetApex]

Between the Packers' epic meltdown and the Colts' decisive ball crushing at the hands of their hated rivals, yesterday was nearly enough to redeem this entire abortion of a football season for me. Then there's the fact that I correctly picked both games and stand ready to collect enough money in my playoff point spread pool to buy a new wireless car vac.  I just need to pick the Super Bowl right vs. the spread and I'm golden.

Schadenfreude is a helluva drug.

I thought the spread was Seattle (-7.5).  Are you saying you got a line for 5.5 or less?  If so, you've got an extremely charitable bookie methinks.

I got it at 7.