Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread

[Yeti]

This whole thread makes me not like Hendricks. Not entirely sure why, but fuck that dude

[Eli]

Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

[BH]

Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

If you read Fork's posts picturing a grown man petting several kitties, they all get even better.

[CBStew]

Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

If you read Fork's posts picturing a grown man petting several kitties, they all get even better.

Come on.  Who doesn't like kittens?

[Yeti]

Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

Since the Blake Parker experience?

[Richard Chuggar]

Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

If you read Fork's posts picturing a grown man petting several kitties, they all get even better.

Come on.  Who doesn't like kittens?

Wheezer and Yettoe.






They LOVE them!

[Tonker]

By definition every minor leaguer who gets called up has a track record of adjustments and success. I just don't know why you're assuming Hendricks is already here to stay, that's all.

Intrepid reader: Daniel Garibay

Ahem.

[SKO]

By definition every minor leaguer who gets called up has a track record of adjustments and success. I just don't know why you're assuming Hendricks is already here to stay, that's all.

Intrepid reader: Daniel Garibay

Ahem.

Dear God. You went Garibay.

[Tonker]

By definition every minor leaguer who gets called up has a track record of adjustments and success. I just don't know why you're assuming Hendricks is already here to stay, that's all.

Intrepid reader: Daniel Garibay

Ahem.

Dear God. You went Garibay.

Yes I did.  You think this is a game?

[Saul Goodman]

By definition every minor leaguer who gets called up has a track record of adjustments and success. I just don't know why you're assuming Hendricks is already here to stay, that's all.

Intrepid reader: Daniel Garibay

Ahem.

Dear God. You went Garibay.

Yes I did.  You think this is a game?

I failed to account for a delusional front office.  Curses.

[PenFoe]

Another win, another quality start - 6 in a row.

[PenFoe]

Another win, another QS.

5 straight starts without allowing a homer.

Greatly enjoying the Kyle Hendricks Experience.

[Quality Start Machine]

Another win, another QS.

5 straight starts without allowing a homer.

Greatly enjoying the Kyle Hendricks Experience.

Against teams that have already seen his stuff. I know it's fashionable to compare him to Maddux, but he keeps reminding me of Buehrle.

[Tonker]

Another win, another QS.

5 straight starts without allowing a homer.

Greatly enjoying the Kyle Hendricks Experience.

Against teams that have already seen his stuff. I know it's fashionable to compare him to Maddux, but he keeps reminding me of Buehrle.

You mean he keeps making you think he's a colossal cunt?

[Quality Start Machine]

Another win, another QS.

5 straight starts without allowing a homer.

Greatly enjoying the Kyle Hendricks Experience.

Against teams that have already seen his stuff. I know it's fashionable to compare him to Maddux, but he keeps reminding me of Buehrle.

You mean he keeps making you think he's a colossal cunt?

A colossal cunt who gets guys out without ever ticking 90 on the radar gun, yeah.