Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Nice game kid. Who had 6IP with 12K's in the pool? Didn't know he even comprehended what 2K's/IP was.

[Quality Start Machine]

bump for the only Cubs' starter who hasn't gotten his shit rocked the last two weeks.

[SKO]

Another Quality Start for the Machine.

[Quality Start Machine]

Another Quality Start for the Machine.

Lowest ERA in the rotation. Not even Hendricks' agent saw that coming.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Another Quality Start for the Machine.

Lowest ERA in the rotation. Not even Hendricks' agent saw that coming.

Nor did the guy who got mocked for coining QSM I assume.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

I had this guy down at 12-10 with about a 3.5 ERA, keep making me look stupid Kyle.

[Quality Start Machine]

Another Quality Start for the Machine.

Lowest ERA in the rotation. Not even Hendricks' agent saw that coming.

Nor did the guy who got mocked for coining QSM I assume.

Not even in the time zone.

[Grandmaster Wang]

This fuckin' guy.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Back to 3rd in the majors in ERA. If anyone would've said before the season that Kyle Fucking Hendricks would have a 2.27 ERA almost 100 games into the season I would've taunted him out of the room. As bad as that 3 week stretch was, 4 of our 5 in the top 28 in ERA, all 5 in the top 22 for AVG and all in the top 20 for WHIP. If a couple guys can sack up in the pen and we can get 1 quality arm by the deadline and just improve a bit in clutch hitting situations then the division'll be over within a month.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Quality Start Machine goes into tonight not having allowed an earned run for the month of July.

So yeah, he's getting his shit rocked while James Shields throws a fucking no-hitter tonight, right?

[Saul Goodman]

The Quality Start Machine goes into tonight not having allowed an earned run for the month of July.

So yeah, he's getting his shit rocked while James Shields throws a fucking no-hitter tonight, right?

Signs point to maybe

[Eli]

The Quality Start Machine goes into tonight not having allowed an earned run for the month of July.

So yeah, he's getting his shit rocked while James Shields throws a fucking no-hitter tonight, right?

Signs point to maybe

[SKO]

Dude just keeps pitching well week after week, like some kind of good start robot.

[Saul Goodman]

Dude just keeps pitching well week after week, like some kind of good start robot.

Isn't saving the bullpen one of the arbitrary criteria for being an "ace?" Because, I mean....

[Quality Start Machine]

Dude just keeps pitching well week after week, like some kind of good start robot.

I hope the next time you want Oreos you get fucking Hydrox.