Bears 2015 Draft Discussion

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Pretty sure Will Furrer was drafted in 1992.

[SKO]

Pretty sure Will Furrer was drafted in 1992.

Ha. I don't think that was who I was thinking of when I made that PANK, but I don't have a better explanation.

Either way Kyle Fuller is the balls.

[InternetApex]

One benefit to Marshall's quiet game was his relative silence afterward. I don't want that to become a trend and they need him bad against the Pack but I'm almost glad Ola got that penalty so we could all get a nice break from B-Marsh for the time being.

[SKO]

One benefit to Marshall's quiet game was his relative silence afterward. I don't want that to become a trend and they need him bad against the Pack but I'm almost glad Ola got that penalty so we could all get a nice break from B-Marsh for the time being.

Pretty sure since he came to Chicago Brandon leads the league in "OH GOD OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD HE'S DEAD oh he's coming back in" injuries.

[InternetApex]

One benefit to Marshall's quiet game was his relative silence afterward. I don't want that to become a trend and they need him bad against the Pack but I'm almost glad Ola got that penalty so we could all get a nice break from B-Marsh for the time being.

Pretty sure since he came to Chicago Brandon leads the league in "OH GOD OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD HE'S DEAD oh he's coming back in" injuries.

Between he and LeBron, I've died a thousand deaths only to ascend into bonertime heaven repeatedly.

[SKO]

One benefit to Marshall's quiet game was his relative silence afterward. I don't want that to become a trend and they need him bad against the Pack but I'm almost glad Ola got that penalty so we could all get a nice break from B-Marsh for the time being.

Pretty sure since he came to Chicago Brandon leads the league in "OH GOD OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD HE'S DEAD oh he's coming back in" injuries.

Between he and LeBron, I've died a thousand deaths only to ascend into bonertime heaven repeatedly.

I enjoyed Alshon asking reporters for his stats after they cited the Antonio Allen quote about him being lazy to him in the locker room. Rare to see him show any kind of attitude.

[PenFoe]

One benefit to Marshall's quiet game was his relative silence afterward. I don't want that to become a trend and they need him bad against the Pack but I'm almost glad Ola got that penalty so we could all get a nice break from B-Marsh for the time being.

Pretty sure since he came to Chicago Brandon leads the league in "OH GOD OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD HE'S DEAD oh he's coming back in" injuries.

Between he and LeBron, I've died a thousand deaths only to ascend into bonertime heaven repeatedly.

I enjoyed Alshon asking reporters for his stats after they cited the Antonio Allen quote about him being lazy to him in the locker room. Rare to see him show any kind of attitude.

Because he's too busy eating.

[SKO]

One benefit to Marshall's quiet game was his relative silence afterward. I don't want that to become a trend and they need him bad against the Pack but I'm almost glad Ola got that penalty so we could all get a nice break from B-Marsh for the time being.

Pretty sure since he came to Chicago Brandon leads the league in "OH GOD OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD HE'S DEAD oh he's coming back in" injuries.

Between he and LeBron, I've died a thousand deaths only to ascend into bonertime heaven repeatedly.

I enjoyed Alshon asking reporters for his stats after they cited the Antonio Allen quote about him being lazy to him in the locker room. Rare to see him show any kind of attitude.

Because he's too busy eating.

He's the fattest wide receiver to gain 1630 in his last 19 games.

[Saul Goodman]

Why did Kaepernick get flagged for dropping the N-word?  It might be, at least in part, because Lamarr Houston was trolling him:

"He was just saying inappropriate language," Houston told the Tribune on Monday night at MetLife Stadium. He said Kaepernick cursed at him, including using the N-word.

Asked if he was insulted, Houston said it's more a "cultural thing." Houston reiterated that he incensed Kaepernick on the play by saying "nice pass" at the end of a Kyle Fuller interception.

Dude throws a pick, Lamarr tells him nice pass.  That's awesome.

[InternetApex]

Why did Kaepernick get flagged for dropping the N-word?  It might be, at least in part, because Lamarr Houston was trolling him:

"He was just saying inappropriate language," Houston told the Tribune on Monday night at MetLife Stadium. He said Kaepernick cursed at him, including using the N-word.

Asked if he was insulted, Houston said it's more a "cultural thing." Houston reiterated that he incensed Kaepernick on the play by saying "nice pass" at the end of a Kyle Fuller interception.

Dude throws a pick, Lamarr tells him nice pass.  That's awesome.

That's almost exactly how I assumed that conversation went without hearing it.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Of course these assholes would end up 3" short of a TD to end the half.

Epic gutless fail.

Might as well try the onside kick again to start the second half.  This defense isn't stopping GB at all.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Jay Cutler: human dumpster fire.

And just in case you were wondering what a real franchise QB looks like, we're getting one of our two yearly reminders.

[SKO]

Jay Cutler: human dumpster fire.

Fuck you you fucking mongrel troll.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Jay Cutler: human dumpster fire.

Fuck you you fucking mongrel troll.

The only joke is the one on anyone who believes a guy who can't even go three games without throwing a god-fucking-awful pick is going to lead the Bears to anything other than 8 wins and shitty draft picks.

And right on cue, another pick  It'll be hilarious when Cutler has double-digit picks yet again (the only season he hasn't as a Bear is when he only started 10 games), and Rodgers doesn't.  The only question is whether Cutler gets to 20 this season or hurt before he can.

[Eli]

Jay Cutler: human dumpster fire.

Fuck you you fucking mongrel troll.

The only joke is the one on anyone who believes a guy who can't even go three games without throwing a god-fucking-awful pick is going to lead the Bears to anything other than 8 wins and shitty draft picks.

And right on cue, another pick  It'll be hilarious when Cutler has double-digit picks yet again (the only season he hasn't as a Bear is when he only started 10 games), and Rodgers doesn't.  The only question is whether Cutler gets to 20 this season or hurt before he can.

We haven't heard from you in a while. I figured you had killed yourself.