Bears 2015 Draft Discussion

[Richard Chuggar]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

FWIW, the 49ers didn't look all that great last week.

Romo basically gave them the game and then they just held on to win it. 

The defense has a lot of losses from last year, Crabtree didn't click well with Kaep in the first game and the running game wasn't overly impressive until the very end of the game, against a team that's supposed to have one of the worst defenses in the league, if not the history of the league.

So yeah...probably like 27-10 49ers.

I completely disagree. 45-27 49ers. Kaep runs wild on this defense, the Bears offense will have a good but ultimately futile effort, Cutler will get the blame for his desperation fourth quarter heave that's picked off and returned for the final Niners touchdown. Cutler finally snaps and says "seriously, fuck you people" during the postgame presser, Emery takes Dan Bernstein's advice and releases him after Jay refuses sensitivity training. The Bears rally behind Notre Dame alum Jimmy Clausen to go 9-5 the rest of the way and sneak in as the 6 seed. Jay dies of the measles after one his unvaccinated kids contaminates him and KCav tells him all western medicine is bad in general. The 30 for 30 comes out a few years later. "What if I told you about a Quarterback who could have been the greatest if he'd only smiled?"

So, you completely disagree that they'll lose by 17 and think they'll lose by 18. 

I think you really did not understand what I said if that's the thing you're harping on.

I stopped reading after that. What were you saying?

Girls just wanna have fun.

If Marshall and Alshon are really both out, I'd like to revise my estimate of 10 points for the Bears.

My money is on Marshall playing. Jeffery I don't know. They've been disturbingly evasive about his injury from the start.

They shouldn't be saying much about any injury that a player might hope to play through. Ever. None of has a right to know what is going on with these guys. Why give the 49ers or any opponent any useful information?

Exactly. Alshon's hammy has never been better. Trestman's just playing the Belichick game. Hell, Alshon donated his hammy to science because he didn't even need it. He's that good.

"Actually, his hamstring is a little bit sore. Not like pulled, but tweaked. You know he probably shouldn't go full tilt or anything. Some routes he should be fine like fades and little outs and stuff but nothing deep, nothing down the sidelines. Also one good shot to the back of the leg would probably do him in. So, we're hoping to just limit the plays we can call while he is in the game because it's in his best interest and ours. Any other questions, guys? Seriously, ask me anything."

I get witholding information. I just fear hamstring injuries more than just about anything for a position like wide receiver. I think it might honestly just be best to hold him out if there's even a question. An ankle injury like Marshall's is less likely to result in serious injury, so if he can bear the pain, send him out. But don't have Alshon tear his hammy when Santonio is a perfectly capable backup.

Thanks Young Fork.

[Slaky]

If Alshon's hammy is still tight and the risk of injuring it worse is there he should sit. Its the 2nd game and frankly it's not a game they're expected to win.

[SKO]

Alshon and Brandon both practiced today and are questionable. Josh Morgan is doubtful though. DOOOOM

[SKO]

Apparently Alshon practiced but Brandon didn't. Both are listed as questionable. Who the fuck knows.

[Saul Goodman]

Jay Cutler = Goldilocks.  PRINT THAT!

[Eli]

Jay Cutler = Goldilocks.  PRINT THAT!

That entire article has one quote from Cutler, which is him taking responsibility.

[SKO]

Jay Cutler = Goldilocks.  PRINT THAT!

That entire article has one quote from Cutler, which is him taking responsibility.

I pointed that out the other day. If Cutler was the team cancer and excuse maker everyone has made him out to be you'd think it wouldn't be that difficult to find one damn example of him throwing someone under the bus.

[CT III]

Jay Cutler = Goldilocks.  PRINT THAT!

That entire article has one quote from Cutler, which is him taking responsibility.

I pointed that out the other day. If Cutler was the team cancer and excuse maker everyone has made him out to be you'd think it wouldn't be that difficult to find one damn example of him throwing someone under the bus.

The article is all kinds of bizarre. Then I started reading the comments and several of them were logical and well thought out. What a time to be alive.

[SKO]

Marshall and Jeffery both in. Let's hope it matters.

[Slaky]

Marshall and Jeffery both in. Let's hope it matters.

nope

[SKO]

Marshall and Jeffery both in. Let's hope it matters.

nope

well it sorta did there. but overall probably not no

[Slaky]

Marshall and Jeffery both in. Let's hope it matters.

nope

well it sorta did there. but overall probably not no

It may or may not have everything to do with the Bears but this game is unwatchable. I know I've seen fun FL games.

[Quality Start Machine]

Marshall and Jeffery both in. Let's hope it matters.

nope

well it sorta did there. but overall probably not no

Best thing tonight has been everyone who had Marshall on their fantasy benches on Twitter.

[SKO]

Fuck you Chuck. Fuck you, Slak. Fuck you, Hub. Fuck you, Rosendouche. Fuck you, me.

GO BEARS

[Saul Goodman]

So that was pretty cool.