Bears 2015 Draft Discussion

[InternetApex]

/thread.

[morpheus]

Marshall and Jeffery both in. Let's hope it matters.

nope

well it sorta did there. but overall probably not no

Best thing tonight has been everyone who had Marshall on their fantasy benches on Twitter.

:sadface:

[Slaky]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

[Quality Start Machine]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

[PenFoe]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

[InternetApex]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

Does Kaepernick have to deal with the flaming butthurt masses after that performance last night? If not, how come? That dude was a disaster.

Also, Harbaugh electing not to get Kaep on the move on 4th and ballgame was baffling.

Also, fuck the Niners so hard in their entire fucking face.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Does Kaepernick have to deal with the flaming butthurt masses after that performance last night? If not, how come? That dude was a disaster.

He was everything I expect out of a guy Jim Hendry drafted.

[SKO]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

Yeah, Jay mostly deserves credit there for resisting what was no doubt his own urge to just say FUCK IT and sling it into triple coverage. Which, to be fair, he did once and they dropped it. But he stayed calm, got the first TD, and really settled in after that. But no, this was not The Cutler Game. Just The Game Jay Cutler Usually Contributes Heavily to Losing, But this Time Did the Opposite of That Thing. TGJCUCHTLBTTDTOOTT for short.

[CT III]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

Does Kaepernick have to deal with the flaming butthurt masses after that performance last night? If not, how come? That dude was a disaster.

Also, Harbaugh electing not to get Kaep on the move on 4th and ballgame was baffling.

Also, fuck the Niners so hard in their entire fucking face.

Not sure about the masses, but if SF's press is anything like Chicago's, I'll bet there were something like 14 columns this morning questioning whether the 49ers can win a Super Bowl with a heavily tattooed quarterback.

[SKO]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

Does Kaepernick have to deal with the flaming butthurt masses after that performance last night? If not, how come? That dude was a disaster.

Also, Harbaugh electing not to get Kaep on the move on 4th and ballgame was baffling.

Also, fuck the Niners so hard in their entire fucking face.

Not sure about the masses, but if SF's press is anything like Chicago's, I'll bet there were something like 14 columns this morning questioning whether the 49ers can win a Super Bowl with a heavily tattooed quarterback.

I know it specifically focuses on the worst of each fanbase but from the gist of The WYTS: 49ers on Deadspin it sounds like 49ers fans:Alex Smith::Bears meatballs:Kyle Orton.

HE WAS A WINNAR

[SKO]

I did enjoy the SF beat writer Slaky retweeted who said after the Cowboys game that the 49ers "were built to crush finesse teams, and next week's opponent, the Bears, are built just like that" only to have those fuckers destroyed because they got manhandled at the line of scrimmage and they couldn't deal with Marshall/Bennett's physicality in the red zone with their 5'9 190 lb safety. BEAR FOOTBAW

[Saul Goodman]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

Does Kaepernick have to deal with the flaming butthurt masses after that performance last night? If not, how come? That dude was a disaster.

Also, Harbaugh electing not to get Kaep on the move on 4th and ballgame was baffling.

Also, fuck the Niners so hard in their entire fucking face.

Not sure about the masses, but if SF's press is anything like Chicago's, I'll bet there were something like 14 columns this morning questioning whether the 49ers can win a Super Bowl with a heavily tattooed quarterback.

I know it specifically focuses on the worst of each fanbase but from the gist of The WYTS: 49ers on Deadspin it sounds like 49ers fans:Alex Smith::Bears meatballs:Kyle Orton.

HE WAS A WINNAR

All the 49ers fans I know vigorously insist that Alex Smith would be leading this team to glory and I heard it multiple times yesterday too.  They all think he got a raw deal and endlessly pine for his return.  It's really weird.

[SKO]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

Does Kaepernick have to deal with the flaming butthurt masses after that performance last night? If not, how come? That dude was a disaster.

Also, Harbaugh electing not to get Kaep on the move on 4th and ballgame was baffling.

Also, fuck the Niners so hard in their entire fucking face.

Not sure about the masses, but if SF's press is anything like Chicago's, I'll bet there were something like 14 columns this morning questioning whether the 49ers can win a Super Bowl with a heavily tattooed quarterback.

I know it specifically focuses on the worst of each fanbase but from the gist of The WYTS: 49ers on Deadspin it sounds like 49ers fans:Alex Smith::Bears meatballs:Kyle Orton.

HE WAS A WINNAR

All the 49ers fans I know vigorously insist that Alex Smith would be leading this team to glory and I heard it multiple times yesterday too.  They all think he got a raw deal and endlessly pine for his return.  It's really weird.

It's entirely possible they do win that particular game with Smith. He wouldn't have had 4 turnovers, but yeah, those people. Good to know it's not just us. I had to get away from twitter to avoid the waterfall of splooge coming from old white men everywhere when Captain Kirk took over for RGme.

[InternetApex]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

Does Kaepernick have to deal with the flaming butthurt masses after that performance last night? If not, how come? That dude was a disaster.

Also, Harbaugh electing not to get Kaep on the move on 4th and ballgame was baffling.

Also, fuck the Niners so hard in their entire fucking face.

Not sure about the masses, but if SF's press is anything like Chicago's, I'll bet there were something like 14 columns this morning questioning whether the 49ers can win a Super Bowl with a heavily tattooed quarterback.

I know it specifically focuses on the worst of each fanbase but from the gist of The WYTS: 49ers on Deadspin it sounds like 49ers fans:Alex Smith::Bears meatballs:Kyle Orton.

HE WAS A WINNAR

All the 49ers fans I know vigorously insist that Alex Smith would be leading this team to glory and I heard it multiple times yesterday too.  They all think he got a raw deal and endlessly pine for his return.  It's really weird.

It's entirely possible they do win that particular game with Smith. He wouldn't have had 4 turnovers, but yeah, those people. Good to know it's not just us. I had to get away from twitter to avoid the waterfall of splooge coming from old white men everywhere when Captain Kirk took over for RGme.

Smith threw three picks in week one. He and McGowan are 0-4 to start this campaign so WINNNAAAAARSSSS! My pasty, white, narrow ass.

[SKO]

Starting to regret my Levi's Stadium ticket purchase for Sunday.  Is there any chance the Bears don't get embarrassed in this game?  1%?

If this is "The Cutler Game" we've all been waiting our entire lives for, they won't get embarrassed.

So...this was not THE Cutler Game but it was certainly A Cutler Game.

Was it the RIGHT Cutler Game?

For that moment, yes.

Pretty sure that THE signature game won't end up with a 5.9 YPA, but considering that "THE CUTLER GAME" for Bears fans and the media to validate him will involve cold weather, taking a big hit or two, and probably beating the Packers, this was a good start.

Does Kaepernick have to deal with the flaming butthurt masses after that performance last night? If not, how come? That dude was a disaster.

Also, Harbaugh electing not to get Kaep on the move on 4th and ballgame was baffling.

Also, fuck the Niners so hard in their entire fucking face.

Not sure about the masses, but if SF's press is anything like Chicago's, I'll bet there were something like 14 columns this morning questioning whether the 49ers can win a Super Bowl with a heavily tattooed quarterback.

I know it specifically focuses on the worst of each fanbase but from the gist of The WYTS: 49ers on Deadspin it sounds like 49ers fans:Alex Smith::Bears meatballs:Kyle Orton.

HE WAS A WINNAR

All the 49ers fans I know vigorously insist that Alex Smith would be leading this team to glory and I heard it multiple times yesterday too.  They all think he got a raw deal and endlessly pine for his return.  It's really weird.

It's entirely possible they do win that particular game with Smith. He wouldn't have had 4 turnovers, but yeah, those people. Good to know it's not just us. I had to get away from twitter to avoid the waterfall of splooge coming from old white men everywhere when Captain Kirk took over for RGme.

Smith threw three picks in week one. He and McGowan are 0-4 to start this campaign so WINNNAAAAARSSSS! My pasty, white, narrow ass.

He did. The Chiefs gave him money and then now are asking him to actually win Because of him, rather than in spite. It's not going well. He wouldn't have been given that task in SF last night.

McGowan is not only 0-2, he's 0-2 against two of the easiest games on their schedule (Carolina with TDubbs and TEC's beloved Derek Anderson starting, the Rams with the winner of the You Play QB For a Day Sweepstakes Austin Davis), and he hasn't passed for more than 183 yards in either game. WINNAR.