Bears 2015 Draft Discussion

[Bort]

I've been to a few NFL drafts. Think of a room full of guys who make SKO look like he has only a passing interest in football, while they all have only a passing interest in personal hygeine.

But do they have belts?

[SKO]

I've been to a few NFL drafts. Think of a room full of guys who make SKO look like he has only a passing interest in football, while they all have only a passing interest in personal hygeine.

But do they have belts?

Nay. See our guts are the source of our hot takes,  thus none of us can dare to restrict them with some oppressive belt.

[Slaky]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

[CT III]

I've been to a few NFL drafts. Think of a room full of guys who make SKO look like he has only a passing interest in football, while they all have only a passing interest in personal hygeine.

But do they have belts?

Come on Bort, Zubaz don't have belt loops.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

[Quality Start Machine]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

I worked with a guy whose brother worked for the NFL, so we always got in easily. It was fun watching the Jets fans lose their shit on an annual basis.

[BH]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

[PenFoe]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

[Richard Chuggar]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

[Bort]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

I'm no mathmagician but I count two in that post.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

I'm no mathmagician but I count two in that post.

So two at a bare minimum.

[Richard Chuggar]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

I'm no mathmagician but I count two in that post.

So two at a bare minimum.

Exactly.  I'm still waiting for an answer . . .

[ChuckD]

Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

I'm no mathmagician but I count two in that post.

So two at a bare minimum.

Exactly.  I'm still waiting for an answer . . .

Intrepid Reader: PenFoe

*SLAP* *SLAP*

[SKO]

I'm always surprised by the number of people who aren't insane like me who watch the draft on TV, I can't even imagine who would enjoy actually going there to watch some awkward hugs after a guy reads a name off of a card.

[Slaky]

I'm always surprised by the number of people who aren't insane like me who watch the draft on TV, I can't even imagine who would enjoy actually going there to watch some awkward hugs after a guy reads a name off of a card.

Not to mention you don't have a place to charge your electric vagina.