Bears 2015 Draft Discussion

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Football Chuck is the worst.

Baseball and the NBA Blackhawks basically cover the entire calendar year. You don't even need football or basketball.

I imagine Chuck just goes to various Bulls blogs to comment on how much he enjoys not commenting on Bulls blogs, because Chuck doesn't like the Bulls or the NBA. Did y'all know Chuck doesn't like the Bulls?

People blog about the Bulls? Really?  Other than Dan Bernstein bitching about Derrick Rose's lack of intelligence, I didn't know people talked about the Bulls. Well, since 1998.

wrong as usual

Let's just back away slowly before he traps us any further.

Fix'd.

[Brownie]

Chuck may be the worst, but should we at least acknowledge that for a brief moment four months ago, Chuck was right?

Just getting an early start.

Won't need this thread for at least 3 or 4 more weeks.

Broken clock?

[R-V]

Chuck may be the worst, but should we at least acknowledge that for a brief moment four months ago, Chuck was right?

Just getting an early start.

Won't need this thread for at least 3 or 4 more weeks.

Broken clock?

That's kind of Chuck's bit though. Predict that something/someone is going to suck way before the evidence supports it, so that he can look like a soothsayer if it does happen.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Chuck may be the worst, but should we at least acknowledge that for a brief moment four months ago, Chuck was right?

Just getting an early start.

Won't need this thread for at least 3 or 4 more weeks.

Broken clock?

That's kind of Chuck's bit though. Predict that something/someone is going to suck way before the evidence supports it, so that he can look like a soothsayer if it does happen.

No.

My goal is to look like upside down Al.

[PenFoe]

Jimmy time.

[Saul Goodman]

Jimmy time.

I hate this team.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Jimmy time.

I hate this team.

Meh.  I feel like one of Bobby Knight's rape victims.

[CubFaninHydePark]

My worthless opinion is they should let Emery clean out the coaches and bring in new guys. Give them a shot. I think SKO is right in trying to state that the talent isn't where this team should be a Super Bowl favorite this year but they're also not 5-9 national embarrassment level bad either. Fire the coaches. Try new ones.

Then obviously if that is a total failure everyone goes.

Let's be real - ownership isn't changing. Firing Emery as well as all the coaches just seems too soon. Everyone's disgusted with this team right now but it does seem that a ton of it can be laid at the feet of the coach and the weirdo culture he's established.

I'm with you, except for the fact that Emery's very hiring of said weirdo should be a red flag for his judgement.  You really want that guy making another coaching hire?

If it involves driving dump trucks of money up to Bill Cowher's or Nick Saban's house, I'm for letting this guy make another coaching hire. 

[Brownie]

My worthless opinion is they should let Emery clean out the coaches and bring in new guys. Give them a shot. I think SKO is right in trying to state that the talent isn't where this team should be a Super Bowl favorite this year but they're also not 5-9 national embarrassment level bad either. Fire the coaches. Try new ones.

Then obviously if that is a total failure everyone goes.

Let's be real - ownership isn't changing. Firing Emery as well as all the coaches just seems too soon. Everyone's disgusted with this team right now but it does seem that a ton of it can be laid at the feet of the coach and the weirdo culture he's established.

I'm with you, except for the fact that Emery's very hiring of said weirdo should be a red flag for his judgement.  You really want that guy making another coaching hire?

If it involves driving dump trucks of money up to Bill Cowher's or Nick Saban's house, I'm for letting this guy make another coaching hire. 

The Bears are moving into the SEC? Awesome. Because Saban hasn't won shit anywhere else. And Cutler lit up. The SEC.

[SKO]

My worthless opinion is they should let Emery clean out the coaches and bring in new guys. Give them a shot. I think SKO is right in trying to state that the talent isn't where this team should be a Super Bowl favorite this year but they're also not 5-9 national embarrassment level bad either. Fire the coaches. Try new ones.

Then obviously if that is a total failure everyone goes.

Let's be real - ownership isn't changing. Firing Emery as well as all the coaches just seems too soon. Everyone's disgusted with this team right now but it does seem that a ton of it can be laid at the feet of the coach and the weirdo culture he's established.

I'm with you, except for the fact that Emery's very hiring of said weirdo should be a red flag for his judgement.  You really want that guy making another coaching hire?

If it involves driving dump trucks of money up to Bill Cowher's or Nick Saban's house, I'm for letting this guy make another coaching hire. 

Bill Cowher, huh? The guy that was basically Lovie Smith? Who was a head coach for 14 years before he won a title? The guy that started Kordell Stewart at quarterback for multiple seasons? The one who hasn't coached since 2006 (when he went 8-8 and was replaced by a guy who improved their record by three wins the next year and won a Superbowl the year after that) and has never had to face anything like a spread offense? The guy who many think was mostly just benefitting from one of the greatest defensive coordinators of all time and wouldn't get to bring him with him?

Can't see any problems with that strategy.

[Richard Chuggar]

My worthless opinion is they should let Emery clean out the coaches and bring in new guys. Give them a shot. I think SKO is right in trying to state that the talent isn't where this team should be a Super Bowl favorite this year but they're also not 5-9 national embarrassment level bad either. Fire the coaches. Try new ones.

Then obviously if that is a total failure everyone goes.

Let's be real - ownership isn't changing. Firing Emery as well as all the coaches just seems too soon. Everyone's disgusted with this team right now but it does seem that a ton of it can be laid at the feet of the coach and the weirdo culture he's established.

I'm with you, except for the fact that Emery's very hiring of said weirdo should be a red flag for his judgement.  You really want that guy making another coaching hire?

If it involves driving dump trucks of money up to Bill Cowher's or Nick Saban's house, I'm for letting this guy make another coaching hire. 

Bill Cowher, huh? The guy that was basically Lovie Smith? Who was a head coach for 14 years before he won a title? The guy that started Kordell Stewart at quarterback for multiple seasons? The one who hasn't coached since 2006 (when he went 8-8 and was replaced by a guy who improved their record by three wins the next year and won a Superbowl the year after that) and has never had to face anything like a spread offense? The guy who many think was mostly just benefitting from one of the greatest defensive coordinators of all time and wouldn't get to bring him with him?

Can't see any problems with that strategy.

You also thought Cutler was a great QB, so you know what's the best it seams.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

My worthless opinion is they should let Emery clean out the coaches and bring in new guys. Give them a shot. I think SKO is right in trying to state that the talent isn't where this team should be a Super Bowl favorite this year but they're also not 5-9 national embarrassment level bad either. Fire the coaches. Try new ones.

Then obviously if that is a total failure everyone goes.

Let's be real - ownership isn't changing. Firing Emery as well as all the coaches just seems too soon. Everyone's disgusted with this team right now but it does seem that a ton of it can be laid at the feet of the coach and the weirdo culture he's established.

I'm with you, except for the fact that Emery's very hiring of said weirdo should be a red flag for his judgement.  You really want that guy making another coaching hire?

If it involves driving dump trucks of money up to Bill Cowher's or Nick Saban's house, I'm for letting this guy make another coaching hire. 

Bill Cowher, huh? The guy that was basically Lovie Smith? Who was a head coach for 14 years before he won a title? The guy that started Kordell Stewart at quarterback for multiple seasons? The one who hasn't coached since 2006 (when he went 8-8 and was replaced by a guy who improved their record by three wins the next year and won a Superbowl the year after that) and has never had to face anything like a spread offense? The guy who many think was mostly just benefitting from one of the greatest defensive coordinators of all time and wouldn't get to bring him with him?

Can't see any problems with that strategy.

Bill Cowher has a mustache, though.

[SKO]

My worthless opinion is they should let Emery clean out the coaches and bring in new guys. Give them a shot. I think SKO is right in trying to state that the talent isn't where this team should be a Super Bowl favorite this year but they're also not 5-9 national embarrassment level bad either. Fire the coaches. Try new ones.

Then obviously if that is a total failure everyone goes.

Let's be real - ownership isn't changing. Firing Emery as well as all the coaches just seems too soon. Everyone's disgusted with this team right now but it does seem that a ton of it can be laid at the feet of the coach and the weirdo culture he's established.

I'm with you, except for the fact that Emery's very hiring of said weirdo should be a red flag for his judgement.  You really want that guy making another coaching hire?

If it involves driving dump trucks of money up to Bill Cowher's or Nick Saban's house, I'm for letting this guy make another coaching hire. 

Bill Cowher, huh? The guy that was basically Lovie Smith? Who was a head coach for 14 years before he won a title? The guy that started Kordell Stewart at quarterback for multiple seasons? The one who hasn't coached since 2006 (when he went 8-8 and was replaced by a guy who improved their record by three wins the next year and won a Superbowl the year after that) and has never had to face anything like a spread offense? The guy who many think was mostly just benefitting from one of the greatest defensive coordinators of all time and wouldn't get to bring him with him?

Can't see any problems with that strategy.

Bill Cowher has a mustache, though.

And a stern jawline. You can bet he doesn't tolerate bullshit.

[flannj]

My worthless opinion is they should let Emery clean out the coaches and bring in new guys. Give them a shot. I think SKO is right in trying to state that the talent isn't where this team should be a Super Bowl favorite this year but they're also not 5-9 national embarrassment level bad either. Fire the coaches. Try new ones.

Then obviously if that is a total failure everyone goes.

Let's be real - ownership isn't changing. Firing Emery as well as all the coaches just seems too soon. Everyone's disgusted with this team right now but it does seem that a ton of it can be laid at the feet of the coach and the weirdo culture he's established.

I'm with you, except for the fact that Emery's very hiring of said weirdo should be a red flag for his judgement.  You really want that guy making another coaching hire?

If it involves driving dump trucks of money up to Bill Cowher's or Nick Saban's house, I'm for letting this guy make another coaching hire.  

Bill Cowher, huh? The guy that was basically Lovie Smith? Who was a head coach for 14 years before he won a title? The guy that started Kordell Stewart at quarterback for multiple seasons? The one who hasn't coached since 2006 (when he went 8-8 and was replaced by a guy who improved their record by three wins the next year and won a Superbowl the year after that) and has never had to face anything like a spread offense? The guy who many think was mostly just benefitting from one of the greatest defensive coordinators of all time and wouldn't get to bring him with him?

Can't see any problems with that strategy.

Bill Cowher has a mustache, though.

And a stern jawline. You can bet he doesn't tolerate bullshit.

HIM AN DA COACH DERE BOTH FROM PENCILVANIA! JUST LISEN TO DEM TALK! LEMME TELL YA DERE CUT FROM DA SAME CLOTH MY FRENT!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

My worthless opinion is they should let Emery clean out the coaches and bring in new guys. Give them a shot. I think SKO is right in trying to state that the talent isn't where this team should be a Super Bowl favorite this year but they're also not 5-9 national embarrassment level bad either. Fire the coaches. Try new ones.

Then obviously if that is a total failure everyone goes.

Let's be real - ownership isn't changing. Firing Emery as well as all the coaches just seems too soon. Everyone's disgusted with this team right now but it does seem that a ton of it can be laid at the feet of the coach and the weirdo culture he's established.

I'm with you, except for the fact that Emery's very hiring of said weirdo should be a red flag for his judgement.  You really want that guy making another coaching hire?

If it involves driving dump trucks of money up to Bill Cowher's or Nick Saban's house, I'm for letting this guy make another coaching hire.  

Bill Cowher, huh? The guy that was basically Lovie Smith? Who was a head coach for 14 years before he won a title? The guy that started Kordell Stewart at quarterback for multiple seasons? The one who hasn't coached since 2006 (when he went 8-8 and was replaced by a guy who improved their record by three wins the next year and won a Superbowl the year after that) and has never had to face anything like a spread offense? The guy who many think was mostly just benefitting from one of the greatest defensive coordinators of all time and wouldn't get to bring him with him?

Can't see any problems with that strategy.

Bill Cowher has a mustache, though.

And a stern jawline. You can bet he doesn't tolerate bullshit.

HIM AN DA COACH DERE BOTH FROM PENCILVANIA! JUST LISEN TO DEM TALK! LEMME TELL YA DERE CUT FROM DA SAME CLOTH MY FRENT!

And both shit the tub too many times to count at home in the playoffs.  Fuck Bill Cowher.