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Slaky

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The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« on: September 30, 2014, 10:07:26 AM »
Have it at

PenFoe

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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2014, 10:09:22 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:07:26 AM
Have it at

Allegedly.

Jesus, that was lazy.
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Slaky

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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2014, 10:59:57 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:07:26 AM
Have it at

Allegedly.

Jesus, that was lazy.

The lengths steeler fans will go to defend their rapey QB, man oh man.

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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2014, 11:53:44 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:59:57 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:07:26 AM
Have it at

Allegedly.

Jesus, that was lazy.

The lengths steeler fans will go to defend their rapey QB, man oh man.

I just have no idea what he's getting out of working this hard to defend a rapist who has been accused multiple times.

I get that he's won some superbowls, that's great. But I wouldn't waste a breath defending him outside of an "I am doing this for internet entertainment" purpose.
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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2014, 12:49:13 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:59:57 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:07:26 AM
Have it at

Allegedly.

Jesus, that was lazy.

The lengths steeler fans will go to defend their rapey QB, man oh man.

It's just a marvel to watch.
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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM »
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2014, 02:01:01 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.

After a lot of weak efforts, hat tip to Pex for getting super-meta with it.
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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2014, 02:39:59 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.

Rapist QBs with a lot of concussions grow on trees.

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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2014, 03:12:49 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

Yeah, his career Rape+ is only 103.
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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2014, 03:28:07 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2014, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

Yeah, his career Rape+ is only 103.

If he was the elitist rapist, he'd be in the 120 area, most likely.
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Slaky

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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2014, 03:46:42 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.

After a lot of weak efforts, hat tip to Pex for getting super-meta with it.

Now, who's gonna write a lengthy tome in the style of SKO?

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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2014, 04:04:17 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.

There are those who insist he's committed no rapes and those who insist he's an Ed Gein level skull-fucking rapist in preemptive response to the first groups declarations of innocence. If the first group didn't exist the second probably wouldn't, either. It all adds up to a staggering amount of rhetoric over a guy who is probably just a super-aggressive groper, but it all evens out I guess.
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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2014, 04:10:39 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.

After a lot of weak efforts, hat tip to Pex for getting super-meta with it.

Now, who's gonna write a lengthy tome in the style of SKO?

Probably SKO.
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Re: The QB of the Steelers is a rapist
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2014, 04:13:16 PM »
Quote from: SKO on September 30, 2014, 04:04:17 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.

The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.

There are those who insist he's committed no rapes and those who insist he's an Ed Gein level skull-fucking rapist in preemptive response to the first groups declarations of innocence. If the first group didn't exist the second probably wouldn't, either. It all adds up to a staggering amount of rhetoric over a guy who is probably just a super-aggressive groper, but it all evens out I guess.

That's some good writing.