Cubs Offseason 2014: So, what did your team do this offseason? Isn't that cute.

[Saul Goodman]

Jemele Hill with a HOT SPROTS TAKE that definitely no one else has had yet.  Just the latest outstanding content from ESPN.

[Quality Start Machine]

Jeppson's Malort is offering $100 to anybody who gets a photo of Maddon drinking a shot of the tasty beverage.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Fuck it's silent in here.

LET'S GO ALREADY!!! SIGN SOMEONE!!!

[Quality Start Machine]

Fuck it's silent in here.

LET'S GO ALREADY!!! SIGN SOMEONE!!!

Soriano's available.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Fuck it's silent in here.

LET'S GO ALREADY!!! SIGN SOMEONE!!!

Soriano's available.

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[Saul Goodman]

Cubs get Tommy La Stella from Atlanta for Arodys Vizcaino and swap bonus pool slots. JULIE SAID TRADE INFIELDERS NOT GET MORE, EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE

[Quality Start Machine]

Cubs get Tommy La Stella from Atlanta for Arodys Vizcaino and swap bonus pool slots. JULIE SAID TRADE INFIELDERS NOT GET MORE, EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE

Thinking the key to the deal was Atlanta's 4 International bonus slots.

[Saul Goodman]

Cubs get Tommy La Stella from Atlanta for Arodys Vizcaino and swap bonus pool slots. JULIE SAID TRADE INFIELDERS NOT GET MORE, EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE

Thinking the key to the deal was Atlanta's 4 International bonus slots.

According to reports they only got Atlanta's #4 slot, not four total.

[Slaky]

Cubs get Tommy La Stella from Atlanta for Arodys Vizcaino and swap bonus pool slots. JULIE SAID TRADE INFIELDERS NOT GET MORE, EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE

Thinking the key to the deal was Atlanta's 4 International bonus slots.

According to reports they only got Atlanta's #4 slot, not four total.

They GAVE the Braves 3 slots.

[Eli]

Cubs get Tommy La Stella from Atlanta for Arodys Vizcaino and swap bonus pool slots. JULIE SAID TRADE INFIELDERS NOT GET MORE, EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE

Thinking the key to the deal was Atlanta's 4 International bonus slots.

According to reports they only got Atlanta's #4 slot, not four total.

They GAVE the Braves 3 slots.

Other than that, great job, Fork and Sterling.

[Saul Goodman]

Cubs get Tommy La Stella from Atlanta for Arodys Vizcaino and swap bonus pool slots. JULIE SAID TRADE INFIELDERS NOT GET MORE, EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE

Thinking the key to the deal was Atlanta's 4 International bonus slots.

According to reports they only got Atlanta's #4 slot, not four total.

They GAVE the Braves 3 slots.

Other than that, great job, Fork and Sterling.

Didn't realize I was supposed to list the entire trade instead of correct him on how many slots they're getting from Atlanta.  Way to go, Sterling, you shitty mindreader.

[SKO]

So Martin to the Blue Jays? Am I hearing this correctly?

What now, Theo? How many more tears?

[Eli]

So Martin to the Blue Jays? Am I hearing this correctly?

What now, Theo? How many more tears?

I liked Martin well enough but I'm fine with not getting him for that contract. He can DH some for the Blue Jays in the later years of the deal, so it may be a bit easier to absorb for them.

[PenFoe]

So Martin to the Blue Jays? Am I hearing this correctly?

What now, Theo? How many more tears?

I liked Martin well enough but I'm fine with not getting him for that contract. He can DH some for the Blue Jays in the later years of the deal, so it may be a bit easier to absorb for them.

Is anyone that upset about the Cubs "missing" out on Martin for 5/$82? 

That's an awful deal.

I can't imagine anyone really wanted the Cubs to do that.

[Slaky]

So Martin to the Blue Jays? Am I hearing this correctly?

What now, Theo? How many more tears?

I liked Martin well enough but I'm fine with not getting him for that contract. He can DH some for the Blue Jays in the later years of the deal, so it may be a bit easier to absorb for them.

Is anyone that upset about the Cubs "missing" out on Martin for 5/$82? 

That's an awful deal.

I can't imagine anyone really wanted the Cubs to do that.

As much as I liked the idea of Martin I was even a little ugh at 4 years. 5 is insane.

Good for Toronto I guess. They can continue to have a frustrating and pointless team with a good Canadian boy at catcher.