National Tonkoon's Vacation

[Oleg]

He's not saying you guys aren't nice, just that I'm particularly awesome.

I stand by my offense-taking.

[InternetApex]

He's not saying you guys aren't nice, just that I'm particularly awesome.

I stand by my offense-taking.

I mean, they may be nicer than a horrible cunt like me but nobody is nicer than JPex. I call bullshit on that.

[Bort]

He's not saying you guys aren't nice, just that I'm particularly awesome.

I stand by my offense-taking.

I hope it's as hilarious as when you stood by Dave Otto.

I'm not necessarily blaming him, but prior to Tonker bringing his brood to the US, the Cubs had gone roughly 7,910 without getting no-hit. Since their arrival, they've been no-hit in 10% of their games.

Sorry, everybody.

In more cheerful news, I today became the first Desipiot to meet Eli and JEli, who are both, I can report, way, WAY fucking nicer than the rest of youse cunts.  We had a very, very pleasant evening with proper barbecue and some delicious Kansas beer, and I sweated an embarrassing amount and they didn't say anything.  Top hole.

Fuck off, I was nice as hell to you last time you were here, considering how much I hate Australians. everyone

be honest'd

Fair point. I did almost edit my original post to say "foreigners."

[Tonker]

He's not saying you guys aren't nice, just that I'm particularly awesome.

I stand by my offense-taking.

I mean, they may be nicer than a horrible cunt like me but nobody is nicer than JPex. I call bullshit on that.

I should have explicitly exlcuded partners.  JPex, AButthead, PChuck, LFork and JTJ are all beautiful human beings who should know way better than to hang around with a bunch of miserable cunts like y'all.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm not necessarily blaming him, but prior to Tonker bringing his brood to the US, the Cubs had gone roughly 7,910 without getting no-hit. Since their arrival, they've been no-hit in 10% of their games.

Sorry, everybody.

In more cheerful news, I today became the first Desipiot to meet Eli and JEli, who are both, I can report, way, WAY fucking nicer than the rest of youse cunts.  We had a very, very pleasant evening with proper barbecue and some delicious Kansas beer, and I sweated an embarrassing amount and they didn't say anything.  Top hole.

Top hole, power bottom.

[flannj]

I'm not necessarily blaming him, but prior to Tonker bringing his brood to the US, the Cubs had gone roughly 7,910 without getting no-hit. Since their arrival, they've been no-hit in 10% of their games.

Sorry, everybody.

In more cheerful news, I today became the first Desipiot to meet Eli and JEli, who are both, I can report, way, WAY fucking nicer than the rest of youse cunts.  We had a very, very pleasant evening with proper barbecue and some delicious Kansas beer, and I sweated an embarrassing amount and they didn't say anything.  Top hole.

Top hole, power bottom.

You show up for this?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm not necessarily blaming him, but prior to Tonker bringing his brood to the US, the Cubs had gone roughly 7,910 without getting no-hit. Since their arrival, they've been no-hit in 10% of their games.

Sorry, everybody.

In more cheerful news, I today became the first Desipiot to meet Eli and JEli, who are both, I can report, way, WAY fucking nicer than the rest of youse cunts.  We had a very, very pleasant evening with proper barbecue and some delicious Kansas beer, and I sweated an embarrassing amount and they didn't say anything.  Top hole.

Top hole, power bottom.

You show up for this?

Don't act surprised.

[Tonker]

Anybody know anywhere in the city with batting cages/pitching machines?  What's the deal with Sluggers?  Their website is fucking useless.

[InternetApex]

Anybody know anywhere in the city with batting cages/pitching machines?  What's the deal with Sluggers?  Their website is fucking useless.

With the Cubs out of town Sluggers is a winner for your kids. They have cages upstairs, softball and baseball, fast and slow. They have other games like ski ball and pop-a-shot (||) plus pinball etc. When I was a kid, my parents took me there before games and I don't think I ever had more fun prior to pubescence, when I discovered a better pop-a-shot game in my own bathroom.

Don't know their hours but if you go there late afternoonish, you should be all good.

On game days: Choad Central. Beware.

[Quality Start Machine]

Anybody know anywhere in the city with batting cages/pitching machines?  What's the deal with Sluggers?  Their website is fucking useless.

With the Cubs out of town Sluggers is a winner for your kids. They have cages upstairs, softball and baseball, fast and slow. They have other games like ski ball and pop-a-shot (||) plus pinball etc. When I was a kid, my parents took me there before games and I don't think I ever had more fun prior to pubescence, when I discovered a better pop-a-shot game in my own bathroom.

Don't know their hours but if you go there late afternoonish, you should be all good.

On game days: Choad Central. Beware.

Pex already took care of Steve Garvey for you.

[InternetApex]

Anybody know anywhere in the city with batting cages/pitching machines?  What's the deal with Sluggers?  Their website is fucking useless.

With the Cubs out of town Sluggers is a winner for your kids. They have cages upstairs, softball and baseball, fast and slow. They have other games like ski ball and pop-a-shot (||) plus pinball etc. When I was a kid, my parents took me there before games and I don't think I ever had more fun prior to pubescence, when I discovered a better pop-a-shot game in my own bathroom.

Don't know their hours but if you go there late afternoonish, you should be all good.

On game days: Choad Central. Beware.

Pex already took care of Steve Garvey for you.

He won't be bothering anyone in there for a long, long time.

[Tonker]

Anybody know anywhere in the city with batting cages/pitching machines?  What's the deal with Sluggers?  Their website is fucking useless.

With the Cubs out of town Sluggers is a winner for your kids. They have cages upstairs, softball and baseball, fast and slow. They have other games like ski ball and pop-a-shot (||) plus pinball etc. When I was a kid, my parents took me there before games and I don't think I ever had more fun prior to pubescence, when I discovered a better pop-a-shot game in my own bathroom.

Don't know their hours but if you go there late afternoonish, you should be all good.

On game days: Choad Central. Beware.

Good shout, boys: the kids nearly shat themselves with happiness at the whole Sluggers upstairs experience, not hurt by the fact that we had the place to ourselves.  They want to go every day.

And while we're on the subject of Sluggers, I am a fucking beast.  I will send that "medium baseball" junk that you're throwing right back through your motherfucking face and out the other side.

[flannj]

Anybody know anywhere in the city with batting cages/pitching machines?  What's the deal with Sluggers?  Their website is fucking useless.

With the Cubs out of town Sluggers is a winner for your kids. They have cages upstairs, softball and baseball, fast and slow. They have other games like ski ball and pop-a-shot (||) plus pinball etc. When I was a kid, my parents took me there before games and I don't think I ever had more fun prior to pubescence, when I discovered a better pop-a-shot game in my own bathroom.

Don't know their hours but if you go there late afternoonish, you should be all good.

On game days: Choad Central. Beware.

Good shout, boys: the kids nearly shat themselves with happiness at the whole Sluggers upstairs experience, not hurt by the fact that we had the place to ourselves.  They want to go every day.

And while we're on the subject of Sluggers, I am a fucking beast.  I will send that "medium baseball" junk that you're throwing right back through your motherfucking face and out the other side.

While doing a drag into a step over?

[Tonker]

Anybody know anywhere in the city with batting cages/pitching machines?  What's the deal with Sluggers?  Their website is fucking useless.

With the Cubs out of town Sluggers is a winner for your kids. They have cages upstairs, softball and baseball, fast and slow. They have other games like ski ball and pop-a-shot (||) plus pinball etc. When I was a kid, my parents took me there before games and I don't think I ever had more fun prior to pubescence, when I discovered a better pop-a-shot game in my own bathroom.

Don't know their hours but if you go there late afternoonish, you should be all good.

On game days: Choad Central. Beware.

Good shout, boys: the kids nearly shat themselves with happiness at the whole Sluggers upstairs experience, not hurt by the fact that we had the place to ourselves.  They want to go every day.

And while we're on the subject of Sluggers, I am a fucking beast.  I will send that "medium baseball" junk that you're throwing right back through your motherfucking face and out the other side.

While doing a drag into a step over?

I have no idea what that means, but I'm so fucking good at hitting a baseball I'm going to say "yes" to whatever it is.

[Tonker]

If anybody is going to the Brewers day game (August 13th) and has a couple of spare tickets, by the way, let me know.  HTonk and I will probably walk up anyway but it would be nicer to go with some of youse cunts if we could.