2015 NFL Thread: Burn It All Down

[Bort]

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[J. Walter Weatherman]

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I'm glad I made it to the final paragraph:

You know, I know another head-banger named Boreland who quit on his team- Wes Boreland, the guitar player from Limp Bizkit. He tried to start a side project and now I dont know, hes dead probably. Being in Limp Bizkit was the only thing that kept structure and a countability in his life, just like being in the NFL is the only thing I think that Chris Boreland should care about. I want a guy who does it all for the nookie, not a guy who thinks he did it all as a rookie, and In MY Opinion, Chris is the one whose stuck looking like a chump, hey, like a chump.

[Oleg]

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I'm glad I made it to the final paragraph:

You know, I know another head-banger named Boreland who quit on his team- Wes Boreland, the guitar player from Limp Bizkit. He tried to start a side project and now I dont know, hes dead probably. Being in Limp Bizkit was the only thing that kept structure and a countability in his life, just like being in the NFL is the only thing I think that Chris Boreland should care about. I want a guy who does it all for the nookie, not a guy who thinks he did it all as a rookie, and In MY Opinion, Chris is the one whose stuck looking like a chump, hey, like a chump.

The whole whose?

[SKO]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2015/03/climate-change-and-concussions-how-junk-science-is-turning-our-nation-into-a-pussy.html

I'm glad I made it to the final paragraph:

You know, I know another head-banger named Boreland who quit on his team- Wes Boreland, the guitar player from Limp Bizkit. He tried to start a side project and now I dont know, hes dead probably. Being in Limp Bizkit was the only thing that kept structure and a countability in his life, just like being in the NFL is the only thing I think that Chris Boreland should care about. I want a guy who does it all for the nookie, not a guy who thinks he did it all as a rookie, and In MY Opinion, Chris is the one whose stuck looking like a chump, hey, like a chump.

The whole whose?

Unfamiliar with PFT Commenter's schtick?  He's a parody of the hot take spouting commenters on football blogs. The misspellings are intentional

[Oleg]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2015/03/climate-change-and-concussions-how-junk-science-is-turning-our-nation-into-a-pussy.html

I'm glad I made it to the final paragraph:

You know, I know another head-banger named Boreland who quit on his team- Wes Boreland, the guitar player from Limp Bizkit. He tried to start a side project and now I dont know, hes dead probably. Being in Limp Bizkit was the only thing that kept structure and a countability in his life, just like being in the NFL is the only thing I think that Chris Boreland should care about. I want a guy who does it all for the nookie, not a guy who thinks he did it all as a rookie, and In MY Opinion, Chris is the one whose stuck looking like a chump, hey, like a chump.

The whole whose?

Unfamiliar with PFT Commenter's shtick?  He's a parody of the hot take spouting commenters on football blogs. The misspellings are intentional

I've been out in the sun for two days now.  My irony meter is misfiring.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2015/03/climate-change-and-concussions-how-junk-science-is-turning-our-nation-into-a-pussy.html

I'm glad I made it to the final paragraph:

You know, I know another head-banger named Boreland who quit on his team- Wes Boreland, the guitar player from Limp Bizkit. He tried to start a side project and now I dont know, hes dead probably. Being in Limp Bizkit was the only thing that kept structure and a countability in his life, just like being in the NFL is the only thing I think that Chris Boreland should care about. I want a guy who does it all for the nookie, not a guy who thinks he did it all as a rookie, and In MY Opinion, Chris is the one whose stuck looking like a chump, hey, like a chump.

The whole whose?

Unfamiliar with PFT Commenter's schtick?  He's a parody of the hot take spouting commenters on football blogs. The misspellings are intentional

It reads like something JD would write.

[CT III]

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I'm glad I made it to the final paragraph:

You know, I know another head-banger named Boreland who quit on his team- Wes Boreland, the guitar player from Limp Bizkit. He tried to start a side project and now I dont know, hes dead probably. Being in Limp Bizkit was the only thing that kept structure and a countability in his life, just like being in the NFL is the only thing I think that Chris Boreland should care about. I want a guy who does it all for the nookie, not a guy who thinks he did it all as a rookie, and In MY Opinion, Chris is the one whose stuck looking like a chump, hey, like a chump.

The whole whose?

Unfamiliar with PFT Commenter's schtick?  He's a parody of the hot take spouting commenters on football blogs. The misspellings are intentional

My favorite PFT Commenter moment was he(?) and Paul F. Tompkins getting into a slap fight on Twitter thanks to a bizarre case of mistaken identity.

[PenFoe]

Okay, the Bills signed Charles Clay to a 5/$38 offer sheet with $20MM guaranteed.

You're off the hook for the Eddie Royal thing as the worst move, Bears.

[InternetApex]

Okay, the Bills signed Charles Clay to a 5/$38 offer sheet with $20MM guaranteed.

You're off the hook for the Eddie Royal thing as the worst move, Bears.

Oh, thank gord.

[SKO]

Okay, the Bills signed Charles Clay to a 5/$38 offer sheet with $20MM guaranteed.

You're off the hook for the Eddie Royal thing as the worst move, Bears.

That's $21,000 per career yard receiving, or $236024.84 per career reception.

My God, Buffalo.

[PenFoe]

Okay, the Bills signed Charles Clay to a 5/$38 offer sheet with $20MM guaranteed.

You're off the hook for the Eddie Royal thing as the worst move, Bears.

That's $21,000 per career yard receiving, or $236024.84 per career reception.

My God, Buffalo.

I know the guy is only 26, but this is really, really stunning. 

But their QBs are E.J. Manuel and Matt Cassell, so what the fuck anyway.

[Bort]

Okay, the Bills signed Charles Clay to a 5/$38 offer sheet with $20MM guaranteed.

You're off the hook for the Eddie Royal thing as the worst move, Bears.

That's $21,000 per career yard receiving, or $236024.84 per career reception.

My God, Buffalo.

I know the guy is only 26, but this is really, really stunning. 

But their QBs are E.J. Manuel and Matt Cassell, so what the fuck anyway.

It's fairly uplifting to know that as someone who hardly ever watches or follows football, I could take over running Buffalo and not be too much worse than what they have now.

[Quality Start Machine]

They would have been better off bringing Slak's brother back.

[Shooter]

Okay, the Bills signed Charles Clay to a 5/$38 offer sheet with $20MM guaranteed.

You're off the hook for the Eddie Royal thing as the worst move, Bears.

That's $21,000 per career yard receiving, or $236024.84 per career reception.

My God, Buffalo.

Intrepid Reader: Darren Rovell

You're stealing my shtick.