2015 Splooge Training

[InternetApex]

That's pretty awesome.

However, that slider to Baez was terrible, even if he was thinking exactly the correct amount.

Opposing pitchers are already melting down on Twitter after facing this Murders' Row. This is going to be an awesome decade.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

That's pretty awesome.

However, that slider to Baez was terrible, even if he was thinking exactly the correct amount.

Opposing pitchers are already melting down on Twitter after facing this Murders' Row. This is going to be an awesome decade.

Who's Murder?

[SKO]

That's pretty awesome.

However, that slider to Baez was terrible, even if he was thinking exactly the correct amount.

The slider was definitely a hanger, but still a testament to Baez' ridiculous raw power that he took a pitch in that location waaaay out past the left field bleachers. Lord knows how many he'll ever actually connect on, but god they look pretty when he does.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

[Quality Start Machine]

Travis Wood threw strikes. Nice to see that again.

[InternetApex]

Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

Ground-rule double doubles are rare indeed.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

Ground-rule double doubles are rare indeed.

A "ground rule double double" is what you're mandated to order at Inn N Out.

[InternetApex]

Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

Ground-rule double doubles are rare indeed.

A "ground rule double double" is what you're mandated to order at Inn N Out.

Also, is "Inn N Out" a hotel with awesome cheeseburgers? If so, I need a week's vacation.

[CT III]

Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

Ground-rule double doubles are rare indeed.

A "ground rule double double" is what you're mandated to order at Inn N Out.

Also, is "Inn N Out" a hotel with awesome cheeseburgers? If so, I need a week's vacation.

The second "n" is for "BYOBB"

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also, is "Inn N Out" a hotel with awesome cheeseburgers? If so, I need a week's vacation.

A hotel that charges by the hour.

Which should be long enough to enjoy some awesome cheeseburgers.

[CBStew]

Also, is "Inn N Out" a hotel with awesome cheeseburgers? If so, I need a week's vacation.

A hotel that charges by the hour.

Which should be long enough to enjoy some awesome cheeseburgers.

A guest at a hotel that charges by the hour.

[Quality Start Machine]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

[Quality Start Machine]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

Can't someone else do it?