2015 Splooge Training

[InternetApex]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

Can't someone else do it?

It's not as if anyone else cares enough about Matt Sczczur's stats to actually look them up. It seems like if you want to have Matt Sczczur talk, you ought to bring everything to the table yourself. I'm pretty sure the spelling of that guy's name is made up. It's arrogant and I'm not spending another second on that dude (||).

[Saul Goodman]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

The whole on percentage base?

[Quality Start Machine]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

The whole on percentage base?

Goddamnit, I've been writing an Operations Procedure Book at work and have fucking OPB on the brain.

[SKO]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

The whole on percentage base?

Goddamnit, I've been writing an Operations Procedure Book at work and have fucking OPB on the brain.

I do enjoy that spring training stats are meaningless when you're discussing Matt Szczur and Mike Olt (because of course those guys suck it's just spring training folks), not even mentioned when discussing Addison Russell, and yet proof positive that Kris Bryant is ready to win league MVP's and it's a crime against humanity if he doesn't start opening day.

[Quality Start Machine]

I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

The whole on percentage base?

Goddamnit, I've been writing an Operations Procedure Book at work and have fucking OPB on the brain.

I do enjoy that spring training stats are meaningless when you're discussing Matt Szczur and Mike Olt (because of course those guys suck it's just spring training folks), not even mentioned when discussing Addison Russell, and yet proof positive that Kris Bryant is ready to win league MVP's and it's a crime against humanity if he doesn't start opening day.

Not to mention Anthony Rizzo is a fucking stiff coming off a career year.