MORT.

[Tonker]

Terry Pratchett, dead at 66 of Alzheimers.  I'm not even going to make a joke about this one: I'm genuinely gutted that there won't be any more books.

[ChuckD]

Fuck Alzheimers. But I'll take the points.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Fuck Alzheimers. But I'll take the points.

I held onto first place for all of four days.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Fuck Alzheimers. But I'll take the points.

This is the essence of the Dead pool.  Good on ya, CD.

[ChuckD]

Fuck Alzheimers. But I'll take the points.

I held onto first place for all of four days.

I'm truly sorry for your lots.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Fuck Alzheimers. But I'll take the points.

I held onto first place for all of four days.

I'm truly sorry for your lots.

What I lots, and what I never has.

[CT III]

Damn, I knew what this was as soon as I saw the title.

My only quibble with the thread title is that it should have been in all caps.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I actually thought it was Morts (aka Morph) and thought he had killed himself out of frustration from social media self-denial.

[Quality Start Machine]

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING," said Death. "JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

[Yeti]

I actually thought it was Morts (aka Morph) and thought he had killed himself out of frustration from social media self-denial.

No, Morph will be "You thought he was addicted to social media! You'll never guess what happened next!" or something like that

[Bort]

I actually thought it was Morts (aka Morph) and thought he had killed himself out of frustration from social media self-denial.

No, Morph will be "You thought he was addicted to social media! You'll never guess what happened next!" or something like that

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