2015: The Back To The Future Season

[ChuckD]

Top 10 BMI's of all time per the Lahman database. Take them for what they're worth.



Also of note, Johnny Evers was 5'9" 125 lbs for a BMI of 18.5 which is second lowest behind Candy Cummings (same height as Evers, but 5 pounds lighter) at 17.7.

[Bort]

Where the fuck is Chuck with his Javier Baez/Christina Hendricks comparison?

He's too busy trading Castro for a bag of magic beans.

But not until next week.

He is the literal worst.

[ChuckD]

DPD: Top 15 Cubs.



You might notice HALL OF FAME CENTERFIELDER HACK WILSON is on that list. But seriously, Baez can't play CF, guys.

[Bort]

DPD: Top 15 Cubs.

Come on. There's no way Jumbo Brown is a real person.

[ChuckD]

DPD: Top 15 Cubs.

Come on. There's no way Jumbo Brown is a real person.

If he played with the spreads that the 2007-2010 Cubs were apparently putting out, he could've been the first 40+ BMI in MLB history.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Where the fuck is Chuck with his Javier Baez/Christina Hendricks comparison?

He's too busy trading Castro for a bag of magic beans.

I was all set to make that deal.

Then Baez ate the beans.

[Tonker]

Where the fuck is Chuck with his Javier Baez/Christina Hendricks comparison?

He's too busy trading Castro for a bag of magic beans.

I was all set to make that deal.

Then Baez ate the beans.

BAEZATEZOBEANZ

[Chuck to Chuck]

Where the fuck is Chuck with his Javier Baez/Christina Hendricks comparison?

He's too busy trading Castro for a bag of magic beans.

I was all set to make that deal.

Then Baez ate the beans.

BAEZATEZOBEANZ

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

And Baez ate that too.

[Tonker]

Top 10 BMI's of all time per the Lahman database. Take them for what they're worth.



Also of note, Johnny Evers was 5'9" 125 lbs for a BMI of 18.5 which is second lowest behind Candy Cummings (same height as Evers, but 5 pounds lighter) at 17.7.

Mo Vaughn at his Mets weight of 275 would sneak into that list, the fat cunt.

[InternetApex]

I completely forgot that Carlos Silva pitched for the Cubs.

[SKO]

I completely forgot that Carlos Silva pitched for the Cubs.

The Carlos Silva hate was the best part of the Milton Bradley thread

[R-V]

DPD: Top 15 Cubs.

Come on. There's no way Jumbo Brown is a real person.

I also call bullshit that El Pulpo didn't make the list. He belly bumped an umpire for christ's sake.

[Tonker]

DPD: Top 15 Cubs.

Come on. There's no way Jumbo Brown is a real person.

I also call bullshit that El Pulpo didn't make the list. He belly bumped an umpire for christ's sake.

6'5", around 260-265 when they asked him to lose weight in Florida, apparently, so he'd have been comfortably in the middle of the leaderboard.

[SKO]

Apropos of nothing else, any mention of Daryle Ward always reminds of Kerm's joke that he was a fat kangaroo that pulled Ronny Cedeno out of his pouch every time he got to first base and goddammit if that's not the best nickname any of us have ever given to a baseball player.

[Bort]

Apropos of nothing else, any mention of Daryle Ward always reminds of Kerm's joke that he was a fat kangaroo that pulled Ronny Cedeno out of his pouch every time he got to first base and goddammit if that's not the best nickname any of us have ever given to a baseball player.

I honestly have a problem of forgetting that half the nicknames for Cubs players I use are only known on this fringe messageboard. So I use names like Snork, Fat Kangaroo, and Pancakes around Normals, to my chagrin.