2015: The Back To The Future Season

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Can the Cubs play the Mets every day?

Conversely, can an already-out-of-the-race White Sox play the Cardinals every day?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Per FuzzBeed, last 24 games played, 17 were against teams better than .500.

14-10 in that stretch.  Only 3 games of next 24 are against teams better than .500.

Soler is coming back.

Things ready to get goooooood.

[SKO]

Per FuzzBeed, last 24 games played, 17 were against teams better than .500.

14-10 in that stretch.  Only 3 games of next 24 are against teams better than .500.
Soler is coming back.

Things ready to get goooooood.

Actually four. There's a doubleheader in the Cards series. If they can find some miraculously way of at least splitting that series I basically see no reason for them to lose more than 2 games in July. It's gonna hai.

[SKO]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

[Yeti]

Does Clayton Richard mean we're FINALLY going to trade for Peavy?

[ChuckD]

Does Clayton Richard mean we're FINALLY going to trade for Peavy?

Let's lock down Brian Roberts while we're at it.

[Slaky]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

[SKO]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

I'm going need a picture of La Stella holding today's newspaper before I believe he is alive or ever existed.

[Bort]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

I'm going need a picture of La Stella holding today's newspaper before I believe he is alive or ever existed.

I'm still kind of confusing him with Tommy Lasorda.

[ChuckD]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

I'm going need a picture of La Stella holding today's newspaper before I believe he is alive or ever existed.

I'm still kind of confusing him with Tommy Lasorda.

Lasorda's the guy who's amazingly still alive. La Stella is the guy who amazingly never existed.

[SKO]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

I'm going need a picture of La Stella holding today's newspaper before I believe he is alive or ever existed.

I'm still kind of confusing him with Tommy Lasorda.

Lasorda's the guy who's amazingly still alive. La Stella is the guy who amazingly never existed.

I just wish he did exist so he could come off of the bench a couple times a week and suck. Then I'd want to firebarn him and Slak would shake the crumbs out of his beard long enough to yell at me for wasting too much time on a messageboard complaining about him, Huey would devote about 10,000 words explaining why I shouldn't waste so much time and energy on Tommy La Stella, Eli would agree with me but use like, 5 words to say it so no one would be mad at him and----


On second thought it's better La Stella was never a real person.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

I'm going need a picture of La Stella holding today's newspaper before I believe he is alive or ever existed.

I'm still kind of confusing him with Tommy Lasorda.

Lasorda's the guy who's amazingly still alive. La Stella is the guy who amazingly never existed.

I just wish he did exist so he could come off of the bench a couple times a week and suck. Then I'd want to firebarn him and Slak would shake the crumbs out of his beard long enough to yell at me for wasting too much time on a messageboard complaining about him, Huey would devote about 10,000 words explaining why I shouldn't waste so much time and energy on Tommy La Stella, Eli would agree with me but use like, 5 words to say it so no one would be mad at him and----


On second thought it's better La Stella was never a real person.

Something something pot, kettle.

Also, had I never met you, I'd be awfully close to the conclusion that you're not a real person.

[SKO]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

I'm going need a picture of La Stella holding today's newspaper before I believe he is alive or ever existed.

I'm still kind of confusing him with Tommy Lasorda.

Lasorda's the guy who's amazingly still alive. La Stella is the guy who amazingly never existed.

I just wish he did exist so he could come off of the bench a couple times a week and suck. Then I'd want to firebarn him and Slak would shake the crumbs out of his beard long enough to yell at me for wasting too much time on a messageboard complaining about him, Huey would devote about 10,000 words explaining why I shouldn't waste so much time and energy on Tommy La Stella, Eli would agree with me but use like, 5 words to say it so no one would be mad at him and----


On second thought it's better La Stella was never a real person.

Something something pot, kettle.
Also, had I never met you, I'd be awfully close to the conclusion that you're not a real person.

Something something that's the joke, dingus

[Tonker]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

I'm going need a picture of La Stella holding today's newspaper before I believe he is alive or ever existed.

I'm still kind of confusing him with Tommy Lasorda.

Lasorda's the guy who's amazingly still alive. La Stella is the guy who amazingly never existed.

I just wish he did exist so he could come off of the bench a couple times a week and suck. Then I'd want to firebarn him and Slak would shake the crumbs out of his beard long enough to yell at me for wasting too much time on a messageboard complaining about him, Huey would devote about 10,000 words explaining why I shouldn't waste so much time and energy on Tommy La Stella, Eli would agree with me but use like, 5 words to say it so no one would be mad at him and----


On second thought it's better La Stella was never a real person.

Something something pot, kettle.
Also, had I never met you, I'd be awfully close to the conclusion that you're not a real person.

Something something that's the joke, dingus

It's not a very good joke.

[SKO]

I know we joke about it but does anyone know if Tommy La Stella is actually dead? I don't think he's even been mentioned in terms of where he's rehabbing or whatever since he got hurt again.

*old woman voice*

But Tommy LaStella died 10 yeeeeears agooooooo

I'm going need a picture of La Stella holding today's newspaper before I believe he is alive or ever existed.

I'm still kind of confusing him with Tommy Lasorda.

Lasorda's the guy who's amazingly still alive. La Stella is the guy who amazingly never existed.

I just wish he did exist so he could come off of the bench a couple times a week and suck. Then I'd want to firebarn him and Slak would shake the crumbs out of his beard long enough to yell at me for wasting too much time on a messageboard complaining about him, Huey would devote about 10,000 words explaining why I shouldn't waste so much time and energy on Tommy La Stella, Eli would agree with me but use like, 5 words to say it so no one would be mad at him and----


On second thought it's better La Stella was never a real person.

Something something pot, kettle.
Also, had I never met you, I'd be awfully close to the conclusion that you're not a real person.

Something something that's the joke, dingus

It's not a very good joke.

Well I was originally trying to poke fun at myself and my firebarnin', overreactin' ways, but here we are. I suggest we leave and go somewhere else.