Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter

[Oleg]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

I asked the same question on Twitter and was informed Seizure had to be down in Iowa for 10 days before he can be recalled. Not yet there.

I thought we discussed that here. 

Damn you, Oleg.

The Cubs didn't DL anyone in this transaction.  I shall accept no damning!

[Powdered Toast Man]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

I asked the same question on Twitter and was informed Seizure had to be down in Iowa for 10 days before he can be recalled. Not yet there.

I thought we discussed that here. 

Damn you, Oleg.

The Cubs didn't DL anyone in this transaction.  I shall accept no damning!

So, this tells me the Cubs thought Brian Schlitter was so schlitty that they decided they couldn't even wait for the desired roster move. To Junior's credit, he was hitting almost .300 and trying to take more walks and hit for more contact.

[Quality Start Machine]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

I asked the same question on Twitter and was informed Seizure had to be down in Iowa for 10 days before he can be recalled. Not yet there.

I thought we discussed that here. 

Damn you, Oleg.

The Cubs didn't DL anyone in this transaction.  I shall accept no damning!

So, this tells me the Cubs thought Brian Schlitter was so schlitty that they decided they couldn't even wait for the desired roster move. To Junior's credit, he was hitting almost .300 and trying to take more walks and hit for more contact.

And he can kinda/sorta fill the jack-of-all-trades hole until Mendy starts hitting.

[SKO]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

I asked the same question on Twitter and was informed Seizure had to be down in Iowa for 10 days before he can be recalled. Not yet there.

I thought we discussed that here. 

Damn you, Oleg.

The Cubs didn't DL anyone in this transaction.  I shall accept no damning!

So, this tells me the Cubs thought Brian Schlitter was so schlitty that they decided they couldn't even wait for the desired roster move. To Junior's credit, he was hitting almost .300 and trying to take more walks and hit for more contact.

And he can kinda/sorta fill the jack-of-all-trades hole until Mendy starts hitting.

Or hopefully he can not play at all unless someone gets hurt. But even if he does play, at least he can only make outs and not set himself and the lead on fire like Brian Schlitter. In that way, he is an improvement.

[Eli]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

I asked the same question on Twitter and was informed Seizure had to be down in Iowa for 10 days before he can be recalled. Not yet there.

I thought we discussed that here. 

Damn you, Oleg.

The Cubs didn't DL anyone in this transaction.  I shall accept no damning!

So, this tells me the Cubs thought Brian Schlitter was so schlitty that they decided they couldn't even wait for the desired roster move. To Junior's credit, he was hitting almost .300 and trying to take more walks and hit for more contact.

And he can kinda/sorta fill the jack-of-all-trades hole until Mendy starts hitting.

Hopefully Junior will start hitting.

[Brownie]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

I asked the same question on Twitter and was informed Seizure had to be down in Iowa for 10 days before he can be recalled. Not yet there.

I thought we discussed that here. 

Damn you, Oleg.

The Cubs didn't DL anyone in this transaction.  I shall accept no damning!

So, this tells me the Cubs thought Brian Schlitter was so schlitty that they decided they couldn't even wait for the desired roster move. To Junior's credit, he was hitting almost .300 and trying to take more walks and hit for more contact.

And he can kinda/sorta fill the jack-of-all-trades hole until Mendy starts hitting.

Hopefully Junior will start hitting.

He's the sixth Great Lake.

[Quality Start Machine]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

I asked the same question on Twitter and was informed Seizure had to be down in Iowa for 10 days before he can be recalled. Not yet there.

I thought we discussed that here. 

Damn you, Oleg.

The Cubs didn't DL anyone in this transaction.  I shall accept no damning!

So, this tells me the Cubs thought Brian Schlitter was so schlitty that they decided they couldn't even wait for the desired roster move. To Junior's credit, he was hitting almost .300 and trying to take more walks and hit for more contact.

And he can kinda/sorta fill the jack-of-all-trades hole until Mendy starts hitting.

Hopefully Junior will start hitting.

He was at least above the Mendoza line in AAA, which is more than we can say about Mendy.

[SKO]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

Denorfia must be hurting, because Lake is getting the start vs the lefty starter tonight. Sorry, Huey.

[PenFoe]

Down to Iowa, where he belongs! Junior Lake up.

FYHUEY!

God damnit.

Seriously, why would they not call up MACK SEIZURE?  

I was really hoping to never again have to bear witness to Junior Fucking Lake in a Cubs uniform.  Fuckall.

Denorfia must be hurting, because Lake is getting the start vs the lefty starter tonight. Sorry, Huey.

FYHUEY!

[Saul Goodman]

Go get some kindling. This asshole is being called up for Matt Sczcur.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Go get some kindling. This asshole is being called up for Matt Sczcur.

I'm all for scorching the earth with MAX SEIZURE's smoking corpse but good god I really had hoped I had seen the last of Schlitter.

[SKO]

I'm under no illusion about Gonzalez Germen being non-shitty but I still think he's less shitty than Schlitter so I hate this

[Bort]

My bullshit intolerance is flaring up.

[SKO]

Okay the pen got a rest and there's an off day Monday, give Schlitter his walking papers

[Saul Goodman]

Not again.